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It was the 7th day of February, in the year 2011...(Part XXVI)

by Amy and Rebecca

It was Monday, the 7th day of February in the year 2011 when...

Rebecca rushed into Mrs. Tonkin's 7th period World Literature class and over to Amy saying, "Will you please do the math for me for our stock market project worksheet like you offered earlier in 5th period and I refused, being the naive person that I am?"

"Excuse me, but is that any way to speak to a sweet girl like Rebecca?" Damon said from the doorway, while Amy had a look about her, as if to say, 'Again?'

"Seriously, Rebecca?" Amy asked, turning back to Rebecca. "Must you whip out Damon to protect you from everything? Come on, I haven't even used the Docto rfor weeks, if not months!" and Damon disappeared with a poof of smoke as Rebecca tried to think of something else.

Rebecca looked around, moving chairs and people alike, searching in vain for the missing vampire.

"Rebecca, he's gone." Amy said, confirming Rebecca's fear. "I'm sorry, but he had to go for awhile."

Amy saw that Rebecca was on the verge of tears (her sorrow for the lost vampire almost unbearable) when Amy tried to comfort her, but Rebecca...

Decided that she would have to cheer herself up with another guest, and so she summoned (silently) into the room none other than...

"David Tennant!" screamed Mrs. Tonkin's 7th period class at the top of their lungs, fast approaching chaos.

"Oh, hell!" David Tennant said cheerily in his scottish accent before his face suddenly screwed up. "New teeth," he mused, 'that's weird. I'll get used to it. Anyway, what d'you think?" He asked the class.

"Ooh!"

"Ahh...!"

"Eepp!" Replied the class in awe, wonder, and slight confusion.

"What're you doing here?" Hunter asked from the back of the room.

"You're one to talk," David Tennant replied, "Where's your class?"

"Oh, Damon came and got me, 'cause the Amy and Rebecca had need of me for some reason." Hunter replied in a bored, nonchalant tone while everybody looked to Damon, who had somehow poofed into class yet again, this time with Hunter (Boo ya! Take that, Amy!).

"Okay, Rebecca, this means war!" Amy said to Rebecca, and the Tenth Doctor burst into the room, much to the surprise of David Tennant, followed by the Eleventh and Ninth Doctors.

"Aiyee! Wakawaka wroar! 'growl', 'snarl'. ATTACK!" Rebecca wailed and whooped, calling Hunter and Damon to this epic, reasonless war that had just begun.

The three Doctors merely pulled their sonic screwdrivers out of their pockets, and Hunter and Damon disappeared with a whirring sound. "That was easy" The Doctors said together. "Just a simple reversal for the holographic program hosted by Rebecca's mind, and then putting a lock on the signal so they won't return. And now, we're off." And then they left the room, leaving a particularly stunned and confused looking David Tennant staring after them.

"NOO! Damon, please! Come back!" Rebecca screamed in horror, disbelief and anger (towards Amy, of course).

"Rebecca," Amy said, rushing over in an attempt to console her. "This is an intervention. A desperate attempt to ease this obsession you have with Damon. I'm just saying to leave him out for a couple stories. Just put some space between you for a couple chapters or something." she spoke softly and in an almost pleading tone.

TO BE CONTINUED