Aighhhh!! I can't believe I did that!! Luckily for me, there was no one watching me while I wrote. If someone had been watching they probably would have asked, why I was turning pink, and covering my own eyes (do you have any idea, how difficult it is to type while you are covering your own eyes).
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Don't own Gravitation, don't own nuffin'.
Eiri had been driving for about four hours, and had covered about half the distance between Yamaguchi (the location of his last book signing) and Tokyo (location of his home and hopefully the location of his brat), when he realized that neither of the two girls in the car was speaking to him. They would speak to each other, and occasionally, when he was forced to maneuver the car through a particularly tight space at say 102 miles per hour, they would attempt to speak to numerous ancestors and deities that they thought may be able to help keep them alive. You would think that after the first hour they would realize that he was in complete control, but no, every time he would slip perfectly between two semis they would start up with the shrieking again. For all of that, since they got underway, neither had even attempted to speak to him.
The girl in the passenger seat was the one who had been in line to get her book signed, every time he even glanced in her direction she turned bright red and locked her eyes on her shoes. She was cute in a small breast, no make up sort of way and she might as well have had "Eiri Yuki fan" tattooed on her forehead. So there was no mystery there, she was too in awe of him to speak. Flesh eating bacteria girl in the back seat however, was a mystery. She was a Bad Luck fan, and more directly a Shuichi Shindou fan. His brat's female fans tended to view their relationship as romantic and only the die hard loonies hated him out of hand (because he had what they wanted, Eiri mentally smirked), she didn't seem to fit in that mold. If she was a obsessed fan, she would not have come to Eiri with information, and she would not have offered the use of her car. Since she wasn't one of those, Eiri could not figure out why everything he did (like breathing for instance) pissed her off.
"Hey, F..angirl" Eiri managed to catch himself right as he was about to call her flesh eating bacteria girl, that would have gone over well "do you want to tell me why you keep looking at me as if I just ate your puppy, or do you want me guess?" "My name is not fangirl" she said in an offended tone "it's..." "yeah" interrupted Eiri "I'm sure you have a lovely name that I will manage to forget before we even stop for gas. Just tell me if you have PMS or an actual problem with me." She swung her head toward her friend "See, I told you it doesn't matter what he writes in his books, he's a self absorbed prick, and he doesn't deserve Shuichi San." That hit the mark and managed to piss Eiri off "You don't know anything about our relationship, so who are you to make judgments about who deserves who?"
"I know that you almost never, come out to meet him when he gets home.." as flesh eating bacteria girl continued, her friend started to turn pale and shake her head at her "and I know he practically has to beg you for any affection..." she continued on, oblivious to her friend's frantic attempts to stop her "Just like last Thursday, he comes home late and you can tell he's exhausted, you don't even come out to say welcome home, then when he sits down to watch tv, and unwinds just enough to laugh a little bit, you come storming out and yell at him for almost ten minutes..." at this point in her tirade, flesh eating bacteria girl notices the look of utter shock on Yuki's face and her friend has her head buried in her hands.
"YOU"VE BEEN WATCHING US!" Yuki roared. Flesh Eating bacteria girl cringed "...um, not all the time..." "Oh, not all the time. Well then, that makes it all right. ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE." Yuki looked as if the veins in his neck might burst at any moment. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...I'llneverdoitagainevereverever...we never saw anything really bad except that one night that you came out with the ropes and as soon as we figured out what was going on we stopped watching...I swear." Eiri breathed deeply, luckily he had had a lot of intensive training in not throttling idiots.
"You are lucky" he said semi calmly "that I have bigger idiots to worry about right now, but if I ever so much as think that I am being watched..." he considered his words carefully, he wanted them to be scared, but not terrified "I will find you, shave your heads, superglue you together, and drag you into the police station as siamese twin peeping toms. Do I make myself clear?" The two girls bowed their heads and he heard a very quiet chorus of "yes sir". Eiri pulled into the next available gas station, they needed gas and a large bottle of pain relievers.