Jade's set up
I went in the living room and plopped face down on the couch. I cannot believe jade just said that. Itachi is so gonna hold that against me forever. Suddenly as i was thinking this, i felt this huge weight on my back, it got into comfortable position, making it uncomfortable for me. I tried to move but what ever it was wouldn't budge. I looked up to see yours truly on me. Itachi was on my back. And if that wasn't bad enough, he was watching TV! I glared at him as he changed the channel.
You wanna get up?" i asked sarcastically.
"Not really, you're very comfortable." he answered, sitting back, making me grunt.
"Why are you playing with me?" i asked. Itachi shrugged.
"I think every emotionless person should have at least one play day. Don't you agree?" he asked. I smirked.
"Yeah, i guess your right." itachi looked at me.
"I have a couple games myself being that you're in the mood. It's called 'can you stand the heat?' and it goes like this..." i said. And with that, i lit myself on fire. I specialize in fire related things. What did you think the tail and the horns were for? Anyway, itachi jumped at least five feet in the air before landing on his feet. He glared at me before leaving. I stood up and went to where itachi left.
"Aw,
but i thought you wanted to play!" i yelled. As i smiled to
myself, i turned to watch TV. When i turned to watch TV, i met the
crimson red eyes of itachi uchiha.
Before i could comprehend what
happened, i was slammed into the nearest wall. My tail hit the back,
making me whimper. Itachi seemed to like i was in pain and did it
again.
But i do want to play. But my games are a little more extreme. I have two games for you. It's called '21 questions' or we can play my personal favorite 'how long does it take for me to break your soul to the point where it cannot be repaired?' i don't usually do this but i will give you a choice. You can pick number one. Or number two. Or i can just torture your mind until you tell what i want to know. So which one do you want to pick?" itachi asked. i sighed. It's not like i have a choice.
"21 questions." i sighed out. Itachi smirked.
"Not one i would pick but whatever. So you wanna tell me what jade was talking about?" he asked.
"I...i don't know." i told him. Itachi narrowed his eyes and slammed me into the wall again on my tail. I held back a scream.
"Not the question i wanna hear. Try again and maybe i won't break your tail." he said.
"I TOLD YOU ALREADY!" i yelled.
"Inside voices." itachi whispered. i rolled my eyes. I really hate him.
"Why do you want to know?" i asked. That obviously wasn't an answer itachi wanted so what he did was grab my tail and squeeze. I closed my eyes tightly.
"Do not answer a question with a question." he said. I glared at him. I started to thrash i his arms.
"UGH! LET ME GO!" then something happened. Itachi lost his cool.
NO! NOT UNTIL YOU TELL ME WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS!" he yelled.
"My problem! YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I PROBLEM IS?! IT'S YOU!" itachi narrowed his eyes.
"And why pre tell am i your problem?" he asked.
"You. I just don't like you." i told him. Itachi tilted his head.
"Why?" i opened my mouth to say something, but nothing came out. Why do i hate him? Now that I'm confronted, i never thought about why i hate him.
"I just do! I hate stuff about you!" i yelled.
"What do you hate about me?" i looked at him for a while.
"Um...You...your hair." i said.
"My hair?" he said.
"Yeah!"
"then I'll cut It." he stated.
"NO! That's not it. I...Um...i hate your clothes!"
"Then I'll buy new ones." he said calmly.
"NO IT"S NOT THAT!" i could see itachi get frustrated.
"THEN WHAT DO YOU HATE?!" he yelled. I closed my eyes tightly. And screamed at the top of my lungs.
"NOTHING!!" itachi looked taken back. He let go of me. I hit the floor and sighed.
"I don't hate anything about you. As a matter of fact... i like you itachi okay! I like you! There! I said it! Is that what you want to hear because those are my true feelings." i told him. Itachi smirked and helped me up.
"That
was exactly what i wanted to hear..." he trailed off. I looked
up at itachi just in time for him to lean down and kiss me gently on
the lips. My eyes widened but they soon closed. I gave in and wrapped
my arms around his neck, his around my waist. Suddenly i heard
someone clear their throat. Me and itachi broke away to look at
everyone in the doorway.
"I knew you liked him." jade
said. I and itachi looked down at jade with narrowed eyes.
"Jade your better." itachi said. Jade rolled her eyes.
"I wasn't sick in the first place. What terribly sick child finds the time to eat chocolate?" I and itachi looked at each other. Then he had a look as if something just hit him.
You set this up didn't you?" he said. I narrowed my eyes at jade.
"Yes i did. But it turned out very good in the end. Oh and for the record, i really did see yami get up and make those sounds." daikirai narrowed her eyes.
"What sounds?" she asked. As jade was about to tell everyone, we heard a boom.