Dear Fanfiction,

I live in Panem. Which is in an alternate universe. By extension, that means that I will never meet Tris, Four, or any other Divergent characters. Nor were the five factions a territory of the Capitol's that decided to rebel and form their own way of life. And even if they were, a Quarter Quell using their kids is the most creative idea you've got? Bonnie and Twill never found their way into the Divergent society on their way to District 13.

Should I even mention the fact that I don't love Four and Peeta doesn't love Tris?

Sadly, yes. So here it is: I don't love Four and Peeta doesn't love Tris!

Sincerely, Katniss Everdeen (the one in an alternate universe)

I just felt like updating so here you go! This chapter is for labelma, who suggested this. And, of course, all of my wonderful reviewers.

-emnem512