Miss.Ecofreak: I'll start todays author's note with a small note, one of these days I want to move the enite fic from Jak and Daxter over to crossovers, soJak won't have to complain about Naruto and Luke Skywalker being in a Jak and Daxter-fic
Jak: wahoo!
Miss.Ecofreak: So if you for some reason can't find Dork Period on Jak and Daxter anymore, go back to the opening page and click Mics-crossovers or basicly look at my profile.
Zakura: I want to say something now! I noticed one of the reviewers (hi Thee Slushee) and every character in this fic couldn't remember what species Fluffy is, he's whatever you want him to be. But originally he was a syrian hamster
Fluffy the Killer whatever-you-want-him-to-be: a magical hamster!
Miss.Ecofreak: and Neji's comment to Zakura in last chapter was exactly the same thing Gandalf said to Bilbo in Lord of The Rings Fellowship of the ring. Something both today's reviewers got rigth, congratulations, as a price you'll get a new chapter.
CHAPTER 26
BACK ON THE TEAM
The next day Jak was walking happily through the streets of Mos Eisley, trying to ignore the fact that it was a lot of Star Wars props around (well duh, he's in a Star Wars world)
Suddenly he was run over by Lee and Tenten.
"What was that for? And how did you get to Tatooine anyway?" Jak asked.
"Sorry Jak, we didn't see you. We're just fleeing since we just realised Daxter is an idiot" Tenten said.
"He's trying to steal Sakura away" Lee muttered.
"Sakura likes Sasuke anyway so that doesn't matter" Tenten reminded him.
"You honestly didn't notice Daxter was an idiot before now? Wow, you guys really are idiots" Jak said.
Tenten and Lee glared at him, and then they ran over him once more for revenge.
"How troublesome" Jak said.
"That is MY line! Stop stealing it!" Shikamaru yelled at Jak, he entered the scene holding Neji by his ear since he stole the "troublesome"-line last chapter.
"You're such an egoist" Neji said.
"You said it baby" Jak said.
"For the love of my teddy bear, I am not a baby! I'm thirteen!" Neji cried. "Stop saying I'm a baby or I'll cry".
Suddenly Tenten and Lee returned.
"Neji! I thought I heard your crying! I'm so glad we found you!" Tenten said and hugged Neji.
"What happened just now?" Neji asked confused.
"We just realised Daxter is an even bigger idiot than you, so we've decided we would rather want you on the team than him" Tenten said.
"You didn't realise that before now? Wow, you guys really are idiots" Neji said.
"Neji. I hate you. But since I would rather want you on the team than Daxter I will not kill you right now" Lee said.
"Glad to hear. I would probably kill you if we fought anyway" Neji said.
"NO YOU WOULDN'T!" Lee yelled.
"YES I WOULD!" Neji yelled.
"NO YOU WOULDN'T!" Lee yelled.
"YES I WOULD!" Neji yelled.
"NO YOU WOULDN'T!" Lee yelled.
"YES I WOULD!" Neji yelled.
"I'm so glad we found you Neji" Tenten repeated, she was still hugging Neji and by doing so, she unknowingly prevented him from killing Lee. Lee was unable to get to Neji too, since he was caught up in his homework (huh?)
"NO YOU WOULDN'T!" Lee yelled.
"YES I WOULD!" Neji yelled.
This was the moment Daxter chose to appear (or more likely the moment I chose for Daxter to appear).
"Tenten, Lee, there you are… GASP! You've found another!" Daxter yelled.
"No, it's just the same as before. Sorry Dax, you're fired" Tenten said.
"NO YOU WOULDN'T!" Lee yelled.
"YES I WOULD!" Neji yelled.
"Shut the hell up both of you!" Neji and Lee's teacher Gai said and punched all of his students (Tenten too, for no apparent reason)
"But I would kill him right?" Neji asked.
"Probably not. You would both die trying because I would kill you both for being extremely annoying" Jak said.
"Wahoo! I lost a tooth! Now the tooth-fairy is going to give me ten thousand dollars!" Neji cheered.
"You get ten thousand dollars from the tooth-fairy?" Lee asked in surprise.
"No. But I can dream right?" Neji asked.
"What do you need dollars for anyway? You're Japanese and we use yen" Tenten said.
"I wanted to go to Harvard in USA okay? That's what I need the dollars for, maybe I can find a shop that sells a bunch of manga I can't get in Japan" Neji said.
"Manga is Japanese! If you can't find it in Japan you can't find it anywhere!" Tenten yelled.
"How do you know? Have you ever been to Harvard?" Neji asked.
"I give up, Hinata, why didn't you lock him up somewhere?" Tenten asked Hinata who just happened to be there.
"I thought I did, maybe the guy at the pet shop was right and a habitrail-hamster cage isn't enough to keep a thirteen-year old" Hinata said.
"Of course not, they can't even take being cut in half with a light sabre, Anakin did that in chapter 7" Jak said.
"Oh, so that's why Fluffy is running wild, Anakin sliced his cage apart" Tenten said.
"I thought Fluffy was a killer whale?" Neji asked.
"No no, he's a gerbil" Gai said.
"Wasn't he a sheep?" Lee asked.
"Nah, I always thought he was a transformer" Daxter said.
"Whatever, he looks quite a lot like a regular Syrian hamster to me" Jak said.
"He looks more like a Chinese hamster" Daxter said.
"So what? That cage Anakin sliced in half could easily fit all species above" Jak said.
"A killer whale in a habitrail-cage?" Neji said confused. "But when I tried that the HAFLG came and took the whale away and stuffed ten mice into the cage instead".
"You poor kid" Jak said.
"I AM NO KID! I only act like one" Neji complained.
"You are still under 18" Jak said.
"BUT I'M NO KID! I'M A TEENAGER! LOOK AT MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE!" Neji said and pulled out the certificate he had in his pocket.
Jak looked at it. "It says here you were born in 2002" he said.
"What? It doesn't say that!" Neji said and looked at the certificate, it said 1992. (Miss.Eco: No, I have no proof that he was born that exact year, I just picked one and since he is 13 years old in this fic he was born in 1992. Zakura: makes sense, surprisingly enough)
"It says here I was born in 1992, that's thirteen years ago!" Neji said.
"Nope. It definitely says 2002" Jak said.
"IT DOES NOT SAY 2002! IT SAYS 1992!" Neji screamed.
"Actually, it looks quite a lot like it says 2002" Tenten says.
"Now you're doing this just to annoy me right?" Neji asked.
"Jak, Tenten, you can easily see that doesn't say 2002" Lee said.
"Wow, thanks Lee. Maybe I won't kill you after all" Neji said.
"It says 2005" Lee said.
"OKAY I'LL KILL YOU!" Neji said and attacked Lee.
"Wow. ANNOYING NINJA-FIGHT!" Jak yelled and all the other characters who has ever appeared in this fic, Dork2, Dork3 and Pokemon the movie appeared with popcorn.
"This sure is fun watching someone else fight for a change" Sasuke said.
"You're right little brother, more popcorn?" Itachi asked.
"Why is it that Lee has such big eyebrows and Neji has white eyes?" Errol asked.
"Why is it that you have half your body switched out with metal?" Cornelius asked. "You look completely ridiculous.
Errol glared at his little brother, and then attacked him.
Neji and Lee quickly stopped fighting and stared at them.
"PSYCHOPATHIC ELF-FIGHT!" Neji yelled and all the characters who were present turned around to look at the brothers.
"What are they fighting for?" Mewtwo asked. "There's no reason to fight each other all the time, that's just tragic!"
Mew threw an empty popcorn-box on his clone.
"Shut up, I'm trying to watch" he said on his strange meowing-language.
Zakura: Mew and Mewtwo has switched brains
Miss.Ecofreak: so now we've got Pokemon too, this fic is asking for a move. Please review:)