Naruto: Hey, there everybody!!! Sorry for the long update of L0vEnEkO. But now she's back!!!! So let's…
Hikaru: (appearing out of nowhere) anou, Naruto-niisan..
Naruto: nandaiyo? I'm still doing the introduction..
Hikaru: um, you see, you're 30 minutes early.
Naruto: (eyes bulging out) Wh-what!!!???
Hikaru: (nods) The introduction was supposed to be later…
Naruto: but. But…. I!!! I already DID the introduction..
Hikaru: didn't you look at the clock?
Naruto: I did. I did! Look! (points to the clock, camera faces it)
Hikaru: (sweatdrops) anou, niisan, that clock doesn't have any battery..
Naruto: N-nani!!!!!???
Hikaru: (sighs) guess I have no choice…. Sakura-nesan, Naruto-niisan has already started the intro! Sakura-nesan!!??
Sakura: WHAT!!!??? (Stamps feet loudly and appears in the camera)
Naruto: G-gomen!!! I- I- I thought…!!!
Sakura: (steam coming out of head) can't you see I'm still doing my hair!!!!??
Sakura chases Naruto .. o.o;;;
Hikaru was left alone…
Hikaru: well, the intro was done already, Naruto-niisan isn't here and the others are preparing… I have no choice but I think I'll just do it!!
(Camera fades)
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(camera turned on)
Hikaru: Mou, Kiba-niisan, onegaiiiiii!!!
Kiba: no, I won't!!
Hikaru: (puppy eyes) please, oh, please??? You're not doing anything anyway…
Kiba: okay, okay, I'll do it. I'll be the cameraman! Sheesh.
Hikaru: yehey! Thank you, Kiba-niisan!
Kiba: 5, 4, 3, 2…
Hikaru: Konni-chi-wa! Because of Naruto-niisan's stupidity, we had to make something or an episode to kill time while Naruto-niisan gets the tape. Anyway, I'll show you some tidbits of clips or never before seen scenes! (stops)
Hikaru: (in a whisper) anou, Kiba-niisan, can you turn the lights on?
Kiba: (behind the camera) sure (turns the lights on.)
Hikaru: O-kay! The scenes I'm going to play are scenes behind the camera, when our beloved characters, including me, aren't doing anything before the shooting. First, we're going to play a NejiSaku scene. Roll on!!! (pushes a button)
Scene: outside the main house..
Sakura was pulling Neji's arm while he goes to another way…
Sakura: Mou, Neji!!!!
Neji: why don't you just let the Uchiha take you!!???
Sakura: I can't find Sasuke-kun!!
Neji: then why me!!??
Sakura: I can't find anybody!!
Neji: ask Naruto!! Or Lee!
Sakura: I don't want to be with Naruto!!!
The two stops. Sakura blushes madly. You know what that means..
(ooohh)
And so was Neji.
Sakura: JUST COME WITH ME!!!!
Neji: fine.
Sakura: yey!!
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Back to Hikaru.
Hikaru: uhh.. hehehehe. Sorry, I think I pushed the wrong button. 0.0;;
Hikaru: okay, so let's play a SasuSaku scene..
Scene: The main house
Anko: THAT PERVERT!! TRYING TO TAKE PICTURES, HUH??
Kakashi: Umm, no, it wasn't me!! Someone just gave them to me!!
Anko: GAVE THEM TO YOU?? THEN WHY DD YOU ACCEPT IT!!?? AND I WON'T FALL FOR A LAME TRICK LIKE THAT HATAKE!!
Anko's hands form into a fist.
BLOCKED
Back to Hikaru
Hikaru: O.O
Kiba: (behind the camera) Oi, Hikaru, OI!
Hikaru: O.O
Kiba: Hikaru!?
Hikaru: (snaps back) oh, hehe, sorry, might've pushed the wrong button again. Um, so let's just take calls and answer them!
(Camera fades)
(Camera turned on)
Hikaru: hello again!!! This time we're going to take a call from.. Angel.. hello?
Angel: uh, is this the pizza store?
Hikaru: o.O what!? This isn't the pizza store!!! (hangs up) Ehehehe, sorry.. okay, hello, Rutano. Hello?
Rutano: um, hello?
Hikaru: (why is this caller's voice sound so… gay??) hello, yeah, Hikaru here.
Rutano: uh, hi.
Hikaru: (sighs) yeah, hi.
Rutano: ummm.. I just wanted to ask if..
Hikaru: er, yeah? (hurry up!)
Rutano: what if.. what if..
Hikaru: what if what? (annoyed)
Rutano: Um, is this Hikaru or what?
Hikaru: yeah, Hikaru.
Rutano: what of the whole world was full of ramen?
Hikaru: o.o;;… er, / I think I know who this is/ Naruto-niisan??
Rutano: how did you know!!!
Hikaru: (sweatdrops)
Camera shakes
Kiba: OMG!!! OMG!! Naruto sounded so gay!! OMG! (laughs violently)
Akamaru: arf arf arf!!!
Hikaru: (ignores Kiba) two clues, first your name is Rutano, jumble the syllables, you get Naruto. Second, ramen.
Rutano: tsk, you're so smart Hikaru.
Hikaru: ehem.. so the answer is…
(from the phone)
Sakura: Naruto!!!
Hikaru and Kiba: O.O;;
Rutano, er , I mean Naruto: AHH!! (hangs up)
Hikaru and Kiba: O.O;;
Hikaru: er, well, I think I had enough with the calls.. well, why don't we take a stroll around the main house?
(camera fades)
(camera turned on)
Hikaru: Hey there! Now we're strolling around the main house looking for Naruto-niisan.
Inside the main house..
Neji: I'll beat you Uchiha!
Sasuke: No, you won't!
Neji: There! Ahah!
Sasuke: What!!!??? NOOOOOO!!
Neji: Hehe, beat you.
Sasuke: HMPH, NOT YET! There!
Neji: What? How come I didn't know that!?
Sasuke: look…
Neji: oh, yeah. Thanks anyway. There!!
Sasuke: hmmm.. gotcha!
Neji: there!
Sasuke: WHAT!!!!!???????
Neji: Checkmate!!!! I won the bet!! Haha!! I defeated the Uchiha!! Haha!!
Sasuke: Hmph, no you won't!
Neji: That's payback!!
Sasuke: Hmph, let's do this again!!
Hikaru and Kiba: What the?? O.O;;;
Hikaru: I didn't know they were so emotional when playing chess..
Kiba: Yea, didn't think about that too..
(walks out)
Hikaru: (yawn) okay, minna, so we're at the back of the main house. And…
Anko: No, Ten-ten you go there, and Hinata stop playing with your fingers.
Hikaru: (walks towards Anko)
Kiba: (the same)
Anko: Ino!
Ino: Y-yes!
Hikaru: sorry to interrupt Anko-san but.. what are you doing??
Anko: Oh, we're preparing for the special chapter. The script has gone out of their head.
Hikaru: Oh, I see..
Anko: oh, and did you see Sakura? she was supposed to be here..
Hikaru: she's busy with Naruto..
Anko: (Thinks for a moment) Oh, I know what you mean.
Hikaru: (smiles widely)
Naruto: Hikaru-chan!!
Anko and co.: (turns to head to Naruto)
Naruto: (stops and pants) Hi-ka-ru-ch-chan..
Hikaru: Naruto-niisan, what happened to you?
Naruto: the tape.. isn't.. with.. me…
Hikaru: then where is it?
Naruto: Kakashi-sensei..
As soon as Naruto said Kakashi-sensei, he appeared.
Kakashi: Yo!
Naruto: Kakashi-sensei!
Kakashi: Oi, Naruto, what is it? you look beat.
Kakashi was still reading his orange book.
Naruto: Kakashi-sensei where is the tape??
Kakashi: o.o;; I forgot.. (Receives angry glares from everyone)
Anko: Kakashi! We only have 5 minutes left!!
Kakashi: um, sorry, I'll get it..
Anko: And better not be late!
Kakashi; Jaa! (and with a puff of smoke he disappeared)
(camera off)
Everybody was inside the waiting room..
Sakura: Mou!!! Where's sensei!!! It's been 15 minutes already and we're losing time!!
Neji: (reading a book)
Sasuke: (crossed leg)
Anko: (taps fingers on the table)
Hinata: (sits quietly)
Lee: (looks out of the window)
Shikamaru: (yawns and mutters)
Kiba: (lays with Akamaru)
Naruto: (walk back and forth)
Ten-ten: (sleeps)
Ino: (looks at Sasuke's picture)
The room was so silent except the loud tapping of Mitarashi Anko's fingers. Will our heroes be able to play the tape of the next chapter.. or will they wait for eternity?
20 minutes later..
Sakura: (gets out of room and slams the door loudly and the picture beside the door fell with a loud crash)
Hinata: (gets a broom)
Ten-ten: (wakes up from the loud crash)
Anko: (plays with kunai)
Ino: (cooks)
Naruto: (cooks ramen)
Shikamaru: (falls asleep)
Sasuke: (eyes closed, legs crossed, arms crossed)
Neji: (reading a scroll)
Kiba: (still playing with Akamaru)
Lee: (still looking out of the window)
2 minutes later..
Neji: (meditating)
Sasuke: (still the same)
Hinata: (sweeps the floor)
Ten-ten: (helps Hinata)
Ino: (gives sandwich to everybody)
Anko: (eats the sandwich and plays with kunais and shurikens)
Shikamaru: (still sleeping)
Naruto: (eats sandwich and ramen loudly)
Lee: (still looking out of the window)
Kiba: (bored)
Sakura: (opens the door)
A minute later…All of them were still in their position, looking very bored. Waiting for Hatake Kakashi is a pain in the butt.
20 seconds later…
"Yo!!"
He received very angry glares… very angry…
Kakashi didn't plan on making a lame excuse for he knew he would get shouted at. Poor Kakashi.
"Um, I got the tape…"
Kakashi sweatdrops.
Disclaimer: I don't own it!!Singing contest?
Sakura woke up early it was the day when the contest was to be held, after lunch. She quickly bathes and dresses up. She went to the main house and ate breakfast.
And the contest was on!
Sakura saw Mrs. Hashimaru backstage and asked why she was there.
"Oh, didn't you know sakura? Pouji is one of the sponsors and I was asked to host the contest!"
"Oh, really, wow!"
"Hashimaru-san!" a voice called.
"Well, I better go now, good luck Sakura!"
Sakura nodded and changed to her swimsuit.
(o)(o)(o)(o)
The stage was beside the beach, so everybody could see what the contest was about. The contest was held every year and men had been expecting for this.
Mrs. Hashimaru appeared on stage and announced the first name, Yamanaka Ino.
. Whistles were to be heard everywhere and Ino waved at everybody while she stood at the stage.
"Miss Nanami Sako!"
The girl was very pretty. Her hair was pulled in a ponytail, like Ino's. she was wearing a very sexy green two-piece that men drooled for. Ino glared at her
"Miss Sakura Haruno!"
Sakura inhaled deeply as she moved forward. There were lots of people and men cheered for her. She saw Sasuke, Hinata, Ten-ten and the others..
'Aw, Sasuke-kun, you came!!'
(Sakura)
Sakura could also see Hinata and ten-ten holding a big banner saying, GO INO! GO SAKURA!
'Why is the pig's name there!?'
(Sakura)
'Why is the forehead girl's name there!!'
(Ino)
But Naruto's name wasn't mentioned. They didn't even know.
"Miss Yuka Masaki!"
"WOOOOOHH!!" the men were going crazy..
"Miss Naru Uzuma!"
'I think I know who that is..'
(Sakura)
"Ko-ni-chi-wa!" she jumped to the stage, and shouted in a very girlish way. And then she gave them a flying kiss. He, I mean she was wearing the swimsuit that Sakura gave her. The men whistled and clapped and shouted loudly for her than the three. They were glaring at he-, him.
"Okay, now, we're going to test them in many ways, such as singing…"
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"RAAAAAAAMMMMEEEENNNN!!! OH, RAMEN!!! RAMEN!! RAMEN!! RAMEN!!! RAAAAAAA- MEEEEEEEEEEEN!!" Naruto sang loudly, everybody covered his or her ears as he sang the word repeatedly. Holding the microphone close to his mouth, he made the whole beach shake. (Joke!) "MY LOVELY RAMEN!!!!!! OH, RAMEN!! RAMEN, RAMEN, RAMEEEEENNN!!! LALALALALA!! RAMEN, MY LOVE, I LOOOVE YOUUU!!! RAMEN!!! RA-MEN! RAMEN!"
Naruto stopped singing, which the others thought he was done.
And then, he was at it again.
(sang in the tune of "Oh, Christmas tree" but a little different) "O RAMEN BOWL!! O RAMEN BOWL!! OOOOOOO RAMEN BOOOOOWL!! O RAMEN BOWL! O RAMEN BOWL!! MYYY LOVELY RAMEN!!!!! TASTY RAMEN!! TASY RAMEN!! TAAAAASTY RAAAMEN!! O MY RAMEN! O MY RAMEN!!! OOOOOO MY RAMEEEEN!!" Naruto sang the last syllable in a high pitch sound. A woman fainted.
"RAAAA-!!"
"O-kay!!!" Mrs. Hashimaru interrupted. Her eye twitching while talking. "I think that was enough Naru. Thank you. Next is Miss Yuka."
Everybody sighed in relief that Naru was done.
Yuka bowed before singing.
" Last Christmas
I gave you my heart…" Yuka sang sweetly. Everybody loved how she sang. Compared to Naruto's. "But the very next day
You gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special…"
Then she bowed and went back to her line.
Her singing was perfect. Loud and clear… unlike Naruto's..
"Thank you Yuka-san, that was great! Miss Nanami?"
"Oh, yes!"
Yuka gave the microphone to Nanami and started to sing..
"Up in blue sky silly blimp goes by...
Where it comes from? Where it going? Ziggy-zaggy it flies high.
'day is Sunday, past 1:30, why you no come by?
Maybe you late, but I no can wait...now I cry...
Pretty red bricks, bridge that spans the tide...
Draw the picture, see the face of the one I want by my side.
There you are all dressed in black, but I can't see your eyes.
Can it be you're dressed that way for me?
Why are you so shy?"
She ended the song with a loud clap from the crowd. But her voice couldn't be compared to Yuka.
"Thank you so much Nanami-san it was beautiful. Yamanaka-san?"
'This is where I win!'(Ino)
"Cleave apart the memories of those faraway days with your hands
end the breath of sadness
come on, pierce through my chest burned by anxious love
looking in the sky in which tomorrow will come
I don't know what to do with my heart that is only lost
Birds by my side flew away
Did they find light somewhere?"
She sang with all her heart, but not that good, really.
"Thank you Yamanaka-san that was very beautiful, Haruno-san?"
Sakura nodded and stepped forward..
"Can you hear me?
The sky is limitless and blue
The sea is endlessly large
To you, please remain smiling or else I'll cry
You don't have to look around now
Because everyone are in these hands
Wanting to cry, wanting to run
If you forget happiness then sing
Light was born
Darkness was born
The two are one
Feeling harumonia, telepathy…"
There was a loud clap from everyone..
"Haruno-san, that was a great song!"
But the truth is, no can compare to Yuka. And also Naruto. 0.0
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"The next is cooking…"
'Haha! I'll win this one! I'll just cook ramen!'(Naruto)
'Hmph! I'll show Sakura how good I am in cooking!!'
(Ino)
'Hellyeah!!'
(Sakura)
'Shanaroooo!!! I'll beat you pig! And Sasuke-kun will be mine!'
(Inner Sakura)
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There! That was short! I'm so sorry I updated sooo long. My computer was broken, I swear! And sorry that this chapter is short, my head is already throbbing from working in the computer for 4 hours and waking up so early. I'm really sorry, I promise I'll make a longer one… thank you for reviewing and… please tell me how I can accept anonymours reviews… please???
Thank you for reviewing….!
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WinglessAngelLeanne- yup!! At least now I've made a sasusaku moment!!!! But it would be much more funnier… if he wore a swimsuit in his.. original form…o.o;;… so here's the next chapter!!
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Happy holidays!