A/N: If you didn't play with these, you suck. If you didn't give one surgery after you bought it, you also suck, and your game must've too. Read and review? Enjoy!
Book To Read: "Spanking Shakespeare" by Jake Wizner
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.
Surgery
"What are you doing?"
"Making him lose a little weight. He's too pudgy."
"I get that; but what are the scissors for?"
"This."
Snip!
"Don't cut him!"
"I don't hear him protesting…"
"That's because he can't!"
"Why shouldn't I cut him?"
"You'll hurt him!"
"Will not!"
"Look what you've done!" Mike exclaimed, pointing to the small incision. "He's bleeding."
Tyler watched as a mass of tiny grey beans rolled out onto the table.
"Sorry dude," Tyler said, picking up the smiling yellow sack. "But you can't be hackie with all of that junk in you."
"At least you apologized," Mike grumbled, staring forlornly at the smiley hackie sack.
"Now it's time to stitch him back up." Tyler explained, picking up an already threaded needle.
"No!" Mike cried, not wanting his smiley friend to go through surgery.
Not that Tyler cared.
Stitch!