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Chapter 27: Spittle
Patooh. Pleh. Pshuh. "Urr, Rob? Your spit sucks!" Wally laughed. "Ah, what? That's not fair! Artemis has great aim, and you're a speed demon! I'm getting Zatanna on MY team." Robin replied indignantly. "Zee. Spit take. Now." He spoke through the mind link. She was with them within three minutes.
Artemis and Zatanna gulped water down to make more saliva. "Can I have some?" Wally asked to Artemis. "Sure you can." She trolled, and kissed him. Zatanna shrugged and did the same to Robin. "Fair enough." Robin coughed. Zatanna spat right onto the wall three metres away. "Yay! That's a good one!" She grinned at Robin.
After loads of spits, the gang took more gulps of water. Robin still sucked at spit takes. He was getting ready to spit over the coffee table. "Whatcha doin'?" Superman asked them, they hasn't heard him come in. Robin spat accidentally at Superman as he turned around. It was actually a good one. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?" Superman raged, squinting. "Oh crap! He's gonna laser eye you!" Zatanna burst out with laughter.
Zatanna took Robin away to hide him, and that left Artemis and Wally. They looked at each other awkwardly. They just decided to "exchange spit" while the others were gone. For no reason, Megan and Conner walked in and decided to join in spit taking. Conner spat one right into the wall, and it kinda went right through and made a hole. "Noodles." Megan said.
"Quick! Wally! Get the-" Conner stopped mid sentence. "Are you trying to SWALLOW that girl?" He trolled. Wally sighed. He sped off to get some plaster. Megan looked at Artemis with that look that said "what on Mars was that?" After the hole was plastered, the mentors beamed down from the watchtower to see their protégés.
"Where's Robin?" Batman growled. "Hiding from Number one Dad." Artemis laughed. "What?" Zatara added in, just to get in this story. "Yeah, he accidentally spat at Superman, so Zatanna is helping him hide." Megan added in. "Seems legit." Batman added in. He went to find Robin. Zatara went with him to find his daughter.
"SQUEEEEEEEAL!" Robin ran down the corridor as Superman followed behind him. "HURRY UP ROBIN!" Zatanna was in front of them. "SQUEEEEEAAAAAAL!" Zatanna squealed as she saw Superman laser eye the wall next to her. "WALLY! ARTEMIS! HELP US!" Robin shouted. What he didn't know was that the latter two were sucking face in the living room.
"SUPERMAN WHAT THE HELL! I'LL MAKE YOU SPEND TIME WITH CONNER IF YOU DON'T STOP!" Batman boomed at the Kryptonian. "Meep." Clark stopped. "Okay, okay! Just don't make me spend time with him! He's not my son!" He continued. What he didn't know was Conner was behind him. Conner spat right in Clark's eye when he span around. Haha.
Spittle, great word! 1 review = 1 chapter! :3