HOLY BAT HELL OF TACOAND!!! How long as it been?!?!?! I dunno But I am Sorry!!!!! I feel like crap that I have updated ANYTHING!!! I've had testing, an annoying boyfriend who I broke up with because he wanted to molest me and only that, school, bitching friends, school, and people keep dying in my life I care about. D: Like my math teacher who I was close to died of breast cancer so...yeaaaa. BUT! it's winter break and I feel great so I shall be updating almost EVERYTHING!! D So be ready my crazy followers of DOOM!!!

Welcome back to; Poison-chan's crazy Dylan filled world.
Note; I got rid of the plot looong time ago since I decided for What The? No plot was better.

What The?
Chapter 26; Stupid Cooking School!
Author; PinkxXxPoisonxXxLemonade
Disclaimer; If I owned Yu Yu Hakusho I think I would have bunnies of DOOM running around and biting people on the ass. Mmmm, eye candy tastes just as good as it looks3

"YOU CALL THAT A PUSH-UP?!"

"P-please sir!! He's turning purple!!"

Hiei looked at the blonde pigtailed girl as she looked in horror at her fellow student who Dylan and kylie were sitting on as he did push-ups, well he was. At the moment he was laying on the ground gasping for breath as the two girls painted their nails lime green and brown. The fire demon snorted as he pulled the two girls off the kid, dragging them over to the wall as friends of the boys helped him up. Kylie screamed as she was dragged away by her ankle while our favorite aqua haired girl was clinging to Hiei's arm, drooling as she slept. "Happy birthday…Mr. President…happy birthday…to you…" Hiei rolled his eyes.

Dropping them at the bleachers, the fire demon walked back to his cowarding class. They would be playing dodge ball again. Hehehehehe.

Walking into the screaming class, dodge balls flying past his head, Kurama raised an eyebrow at his friend. "Males verse females." Hiei stated with a smirk. Wonderboy sighed before looking at the two girls sleeping on the bleachers.

"You need to wake them up."

"Why?"

"Because Dylan skipped her math class to be here and gym is almost over so Kylie needs to leave as well."

"Hn."

The two looked over as Dylan stood up and stared to sleep walk into the wall. She tried to molest it.

"Besides, they have lunch next-"

"FOOD?!??!" Kylie tackled Wonderboy, screaming in his face. "Food food food food food food food food FOOD?!" Kurama nodded. "FOOD!" Kylie threw her hands in the air before pulling Dylan by her ear away from the bloody gym and into the cafeteria, the smells of month old cheese and the beef special was. Hiei and Kurama looked at each other and shrugged, looking back at the murder scene called dodge ball.

IN THE LUNCH ROOM!!!!

She was staring at him.

Eyes, wide, looking like she would fall over any moment.

The blonde high school boy looked scared out of his pants as he tried to continue eating his lunch.

Dylan blinked before he turned to take a bite from his sandwich.

"STOP CHEWING SO LOUDLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The blonde screamed as Dylan screamed in his ear. The lunch room looked over at the aqua haired girl as she wiggled her fingers at them. "Hi." They all turned back to their lunch. With a grin, Dylan turned back to the boy who was trying to army crawl away. She squealed; "SQUEAL!!!" And tackled him.

"H-HELP!!!!" "SHUDDUP! The CIA are watching us. They are in bluuuueeeee" She looked to her sides quickly, before raising an eyebrow at the popular pink-haired girl in the middle of the room who swished her bubblegum hair behind her shoulder. Leaning down, Dylan whispered in the blondes ear. "You saw nothing!" And she was off to the center of the room to the pinkette. The blonde feared for her.

Our favorite girl was skipping her way to the popular table to see if the girl's hair tasted like bubblegum when something tackled her.

That thing screamed as she clung to Dylan. "THEY ATE MY PUDDING!!!" A sobbing Kylie yelled into her best friends school uniform. Dylan gasped as she looked around.

"Was it the bucket?" Kylie gave a weird look.

"What was what?" Dylan shrugged as Kylie rolled her eyes at her. "You freak."

"Shut up, whore!"

"Damn straight!"

"You're not damn straight."

"Hell yeah I am! I'm damn straight, slut. Bob Saget is not. He is damn crooked."

"Damn gay freak."

"He's bisexual," Dylan reminded patiently, "and we love him all the more for it, right?"

"No, we hate him. Gay freak."

"Prejudiced bitch."

"Slimey hoe."

"Stankin' harlot!"

"Hooker!"

"Concubine!"

"Hustler!"

"Tramp!"

"Tart!"

"Bimbo!"

"Streetwalker!"

"Corner-stander!"

"What?"

Kylie glared. "I called you a corner-stander! As in, a skanky loose woman standin' on a street corner!"

"Shut up, you skank! Corner-stander is a stupid term!" Kylie said. "I bet it's not even in the dictionary!"

"Well I can't very well check when I'm in some weird dominatrix trash can now can I!" She waved her arms everywhere to emphasize her point. Kylie stuck out her tongue.

"Then we can just say I'm right."

"No we can't, you dirtbag! You're never right!"

"I'm always right!""The day you're right, I'll dress up as Armstrong from FMA and throw sparkles everywhere while flexing my muscles.""You already do that and I'm always right.""Do you have proof?"

"Fish equal pie."

"….damn you…""Bitch…""Love you too." The two grinned at each other before hugging. The entire room stared at the two as if they were stupid. They were correct!

As this was happening, Hiei walked into the room after ditching his gym class who were still playing dodgeball while wearing pair of black jeans with a dark blue t-shirt under a black hoodie. With his hands behind his head, he looked at the hugging girl's curiously.

"…Do I even want to know?" Dylan turned and looked at him before screaming and trying to tackle him. Trying being the key word right now…hmm…I wonder if there is a lock word?

"What?" Hiei asked the aqua haired girl laying on the ground. Dylan looked up in confusion before grinning stupidly. "Was I thinking out loud again? My bad." Hiei rolled his eyes at the girl before picking her up by the back of her shirt and making her stand. She dove to the ground again. "RAPE!!! RAPE!!!" Once again, the fire demon rolled his eyes. "If I wanted to rape you I already would have." Kylie gasped at him as she pointed to a plant. "You raped my best friend?!?! Quick! Dylan!! Is your mouth still a virgin?!"

Dylan thought that over for seven minutes before grinning. "Yep!!" Kylie smiled. "Then World Domination is Ago!!!" She held up three thumbs up. Kylie looked at her thumbs, shook her hand then did two thumbs up. Hiei just rolled his eyes. Again. "Baka onnas." Dylan grinned. "You love us." "Hn."

It was at the moment that the school bell rang, signaling the end of the lunch where no one ate anything. With a squeal, Dylan jumped off of the random kid she had just tackled for no reason and ran into a classroom where she was pushed out. Kylie smiled and nodded her head before heading to her class, forgetting Dylan was in there as well.

Seven Minutes…..Later…

"OH. EM. JAY!!!" Our favorite aqua haired girl screamed as she walked into the classroom late. Her teacher, a tall, athletic man with black hair raised an eyebrow. "You're late. You're the new student, correct."

"Wrong. I'm Dylan." A sigh was heard in the class. That sigh came from Wonderboy himself as he stood up from the middle of the kitchen slash classroom. "Mr. Kenta, this is the new student alright. Her name is Dylan…Jaganshi. Yes. Jaganshi." Kenta looked at Dylan who was flirting with the fish in the small aquarium in the room a weird look. "Jaganshi as in the new Gym teacher? Are they related?" Kylie stood up from her stool at the same island as Wonderboy.

"No way! They couldn't do twister if they were related. That's awkward." Kylie sat down, giving a blank look. Kurama ignored her, Kenta too.

"So…" Kenta started. "You know her correct? Well then, you shall be in charge of teaching her what she missed. I do not have the time to deal with such a….interesting girl." Dylan licked the fish tank. Kurama nodded his head as he walked towards Dylan and pulled her to the empty stool between next to kylie. They knew this would happen. Well….Kurama did.

Once Dylan was placed in her seat, she stood up with a frown. "HEY!! Do don't treat a half demon like that!! I outta give you the bird! And I'm not talking about tweety." Kenta and everyone else in the room raised an eyebrow at this as Kurama slapped his hand over the aqua haired girls mouth and laughed. "She is just kidding. Half demon! Hahahahahaha where do you come up with these things Dylan? Ha-ha…ha…ha."

Kenta rolled his eyes as he pulled open a cook and pointed towards the class. "Alright to day we shall be making Crème Brulee today with your choice of lemon, cinnamon, or orange flavoring added." Dylan blinked and stared at the teacher before nodding her head and writing. Kurama smiled, thinking she was taking notes.

"-Alright, now that you know the ingredients and how to make it, get started." Kurama turned towards Kylie and Dylan who were his cooking team. "are you ready- Dylan why are you still writing?" Dylan looked towards Wonderboy and shrugged. He sighed before pulling on his pink apron, just like the one he owned in chapter four; 'Kurama and Hiei are Gay?' errr, anyways. "Now let's get to work you two."

A half hour later, then the dessert was suppose to be done and on the counter looking yummy yummy oh so yummy, a blob of odd colors that didn't exist yet crawled across the counter. Kylie screamed as it talked.

"Gyuuuuuu burp." Kenta took one look at it as it looked at him and set it on fire. Dylan screamed this time. "MY BABY!!!"

Once the fire was put out and the magical thing Dylan called a unicorn was gone, Kenta looked at the group. "What the hell happened?!"

"Well.." Kurama started. "I did the cook, Kylie did the mixing and Dylan got the ingredients so…Dylan….what is that?"

The whole class turned to look at Dylan as she studied her piece of paper. "It's my magic book of spell…z"

"…is that…what happened?"

"No." Our aqua haired girl pouted as magical tears appeared with a sunset behind her. "It was suppose to be the devil out to steal the souls of all of my enemies while wearing a ducky suit…" The sunset crashed and turned into flames from hell. In the background someone say 'GET OUT'. I think it was Kylie but I don't know.

Everyone sweat dropped. All of the with different

Kenta; I'm screwed this year.

Kurama; Why me? Why Koenma, why?

Hiei who was watching from the air vents; I need that spell book.

Class; RUN AWAY

Kylie; PONIES!

Dylan; PONIES!