Sun began to walk towards a door, but Jaune stopped him. "What do you think you're doing?" Jaune asked.
"Nothing. I was just going to put these DVDs away. Thought this might be the closet." Sun replied.
"Why don't you let me take care of this for you?"
Yang suddenly appeared. "Why don't you let him take care of those for you?" She asked.
"Okay." Sun said, handing them the DVDs.
Sun sat across from Ruby, and next to Blake. "Hey," he said. "I just had this really weird conversation with Jaune."
"Oh, yeah?" Ruby asked. "He was probably just hitting on you. Wouldn't be offended by that, it was bound to happen eventually." Sun tried to speak. "I'm just saying, you're a good looking guy. That kind of thing happens to good looking guys. I wouldn't really know about it." She said.
"No, no, no—"
"I know, you're not good looking good looking. I'm just saying, you know, you have that crazy tail, that goes a long way. Plus you have that weird-ass Euro haircut."
"My hair's not- that's not what I'm saying. I don't think Jaune is- it doesn't even matter. What's was that I was going in that door-"
"What door?"
"That one over there, that closet or whatever it is."
"Why would you go in that door? You don't need to go in that door."
"Why?"
"There's nothing back there for you. You don't need to go back there. Trust me."
"You're hiding something in there, aren't you?"
"In where?"
"In there, behind that door you won't let me open."
"That's crazy talk." Jaune and Yang appeared behind Ruby. "Yeah, totally crazy." Jaune said.
"Fucking Looney Tunes." Yang added.
"Right now, I'm definitely positive you're hiding something." Sun said.
"You're trying to start a conspiracy theory or something like that?" Ruby asked.
"Have you been talking to Blake?" Yang asked.
"Black helicopters, Google it." Blake said.
"Seriously," Jaune said. "What could we possibly be hiding?"
"I always figured Ruby would be hiding weapons. Yang, probably some illegal booze, right?" Sun said.
"Hey," Yang said. "Moonshine is legal in three provinces."
"And Jaune, probably some WoW themed porn."
"World of Warcraft is nothing to be ashamed of." Jaune defended.
"I'm going to tell you something, and I want you to listen to me and I want you to understand me. There is nothing secret behind that door. There is nothing in that room that you should be suspicious about at all." Ruby said.
"Nothing." Yang said.
"Nothing." Jaune added.
"Nothing!" Ruby finished.
Later that night, Sun snuck back into the office and opened the door, much to his shock.
"Warned you." Ruby told him.
"You shouldn't have come here." Yang told him.
"You shouldn't have seen this." Jaune added.
"What the hell is going on?!" Sun asked. "Who are they?!"
"They're you of course," Ruby said. "We had you cloned."
"Cloned?"
In the closet was a bunch of Sun clones, bound and gagged.
"Why?" Sun asked.
"Uh," Yang said. "Because we needed more of you?"
"I don't understand, why would you do that?"
"Perhaps you shouldn't be asking yourself why, perhaps you should ask yourself am I the original Sun, or is the original Sun somewhere in there?" Ruby suggested.
"Am I the original?"
"Yeah, you are. I'm just fucking with you."
"But, you found a way to clone me? How?"
"Craigslist." Jaune said. "You can find anything on there."
"You see, your first clone found out what happened, so then we had to throw him in there. Second clone, he figured out what happened too, so we had to throw them in there. Then your third cl- well you get the idea, we threw them all in there." Ruby explained.
"You guys are really bad at keeping this a secret from me." Sun said.
"You think we're bad at keeping secrets, you should see Yang try to kill a clone."
"They scream so loud," Yang said. "It's distracting!"
"Why are you always so curious about closed doors?" Jaune asked. "Don't they have closed doors in Mystral?"
"But there's so many of me." Sun said. "Is that Neptune?"
"Dear God," Neptune said. "Help me."
"Oh, that is Neptune." Ruby said. "I was wondering what happened to him."
"Where am I?"
"I can't really tell you two apart."
"We look nothing alike!" Sun declared.
"Am I seeing double?"
"You won't get away with this!"
"Why do all the clones say the same thing?" Jaune asked.
"Sun," Ruby said. "We already have gotten away with it. Haven't you read your contract?"
"Who reads!?" Sun asked.
"We also put some major hints on your desk." Yang added.
"That's where those came from!"
"Yeah we took those on one of the free weekends we do like every six months, it helps keep the clones limber." Ruby said.
"And from joining Scientology." Yang added.
"You're not going to put me in there, right, though? Please don't put me in there, I beg you, don't put me in that room." Sun said.
"Well we can't put you in the attic, that's where all the Jaune clones are that haven't finished their hypnotherapy." Yang said.
"Wait," Jaune said. "The what?"
"SLEEP!" Ruby yelled.
Jaune slumped over until Ruby snapped her fingers and he woke up. "Okay," he said, in a robotic voice. "Everybody get back to work."
"No, no, no, no You're not going to put me in that room, I beg you please don't put me in that room." Sun pleaded.
"What'd he say?" Ruby asked.
"I think he said, 'I'm totally cool with this. Throw me in'." Jaune said.
Sun struggled as Yang threw him in.