Tony sat at the table, staring at the food. Asperegus and speghetti. Disguisting. Who comes up with that type of combination anyway!
"Do you need me to prechew it for you?" Rhodey scoffed.
He rolled his eyes and pushed the food around.
"You know it's not going to disapear just by you staring at it," he put his own empty plate in the sink, "You're gonna eat that one way or another, and drinking your water doesn't count as eating."
Tony glared at him. He wanted his voice back, he needed to say something smart!
"I think I like you like this," the colonel smirked and walked to the couch to watch tv. Tony merely stared at the food with a huff.
Within twenty minutes of staring his food Tony heard the doorbell ring. He hurried to get up and answer, anything to get away from the table for a few seconds.
"Ah, ah, ah!" Rhodey grabbed the back of his pants, "Get back to the table and eat your food," he went to the door as Tony stamped, "Oh hi Hulk."
"Brought Tony something," Hulk held up a huge fluffy bear with a red ribbon around it's neck.
Rhodey couldn't help but smirk, "Come around by the garage and I'll be able to let you in," he told him.
Tony raised a brow, wondering what Hulk was doing there. He didn't know if it was good or not.
"You got a visitor Tony," Rhodey smirked. That didn't sound like anything good.
Hulk came in, "I got this for you," he handed Tony the bear, "And found some of my kids old stuff," he opened a bag, showing Tony a mickey mouse covered pair of black footies and some cute red slippers with cupcakes on them, "They were my daughter's, but she's grown out of them."
Rhodey had to bite his tongue to keep from laughing, "Well thats very sweet of you Hulk, excuse me, I have to use the bathroom, would you watch Tony for me?" he hurried to his room to die laughing into a pillow.
Hulk looked at Tony, whose face looked outstanded, "What are you eating?" Tony didn't respond, still too much shock, "Can't you talk?"
"Bleh," Tony shook his head.
Hulk merely took that as baby talk, which struck his fatherly bone again, "Aww, do you want help eating?" he walked over.
After a good laugh Rhodey decided to go check and see what was going on. He was greeted with Hulk holding Tony and fork feeding him his food. He rubbed his chin. What a grand idea.