A/N: This is all crack, life is too short for offense.

Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural, and this is purely for fun.


Dear Journal.

Have been stuck with Ed and Harry, the notorious Ghostfacers, I hate those guys. So I spend not one night, not two nights, but three goddamned nights with them. Then Sammy the a-hole text me, telling me he had destroyed the knife on his own. Goddammit I am gonna remodel his face when I get home.

So got back to the hotel, and there was a note on the table. A new job, and Sam the dead had gone ahead. I am so gonna make him look like an airplane crash that hasn't finished yet! I swear I am gonna make his freeloading girlfriend run for the hills. Beside I cant believe he has found a new substitute for Hawaii Barbie.

May she rest in peace. Hey did I salt her?


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