The King: After our investigation, we have not yet found out which rodent species hate me.
*Rock breaks through window and the king catches it*
The King: Not this time…
*Reads note*
The King: Whoa I can't show you this due to the censors, but I will say that this one is written by someone called Mr. F.
*Stares into space*
The King: Oh no… This is bad. Really Bad. I know this rodent. Because I am a Squirrelly. These notes are written by Begley, Pillsy, and The Lord and Master… FOAMY! And the pure squirrellies hate the bronies, but now that I made peace with them, the Foamy cult is now after me! I have to prepare for their attack. I own nothing. Holy, it's going to be tomorrow!
Chapter 26
Research Part 2
Notch was translating the journal with the Minecraft Wiki when Louis asked, "So what does it say?"
Notch answered, "Well it says that he did send the other seven swords to other worlds and hid one in Minecraftia."
"Didn't we hear that already from Carter and Hammington?" Simon asked.
Suddenly Creeperton popped his head around the book shelf and asked, "Hammington?"
"Wait. You know him?" Notch asked.
"Yeah, But we don't sssee each other assssss much anymore though."
"Oh, I thought you would have said something useful." Notch returned to studying the journal. "Wait! I think I found something."
"What?" Louis asked.
"Well it's exactly like we thought, the sword is known to be hard to find. This means in order to keep the sword safe he hid the sword in hard find biome."
"I say, are you saying that the sword is located somewhere in a mushroom biome?" GameChap asked.
"Yep."
"Oh that is just great! We know exactly where a mushroom biome is." Simon said sarcastically.
"That is the least of our problems."
"I say, there is more?" Bertie asked.
"The original hero made a set of traps to keep the unworthy out. Each trap had to do with a riddle that has to be solved. But, even though if we pass all the traps safely, we will have to face a challenge we have never met before in our pixel life. In order to get the sword, we must defeat the Wither."
"What's the Wither?" Spyro asked.
"I don't know. Let me check the Minecraft Wiki. Let's see, w… w… w..." Notch found the page with the Wither and he screamed louder than when he saw the ghasts. While he was screaming he took out a machinegun from the gun mod and recreated the scene from Family Guy. After the book was torn to shreds from all of the bullets Notch fell to his knees and yell, "FOR MY SAKE JEB! WHAT THE NETHER IS WRONG WITH YOU!"
"I say, I'm sorry to say, but good fellow, you're going to have to pay for that." GameChap said.
Steve exited the house and sat down next to Herobrine. Herobrine looked over to Steve see him frowning and his face damped from crying.
"Why the long face?" Herobrine asked.
"Do I look like a horse to your?" Steve asked back.
Herobrine just stared at Steve and started to chuckle turning into a laugh. Seeing Herobrine laughing started to make Steve laugh. Herobrine put his front right leg on Steve's back and Steve put his left hand on Herobrine's back.
While they were laughing GameChap's and Bertie's ocelot came over to Wolfy and asked, "What are they laughing about?"
"I have no idea." Wolfy answered.
Steve and Herobrine were so busy laughing that they didn't even know that the sun was starting to set.
Notch, Spyro, Simon, Louis, GameChap, and Bertie came upstairs to see Steve and Herobrine laughing outside the house. GameChap looked one of the windows and saw the sun was going down.
"I say, that's not good." GameChap said, "Chaps! The sun is setting."
Notch opened the door and yelled, "Hey! Stop laughing! The sun is setting!"
Steve stopped laughing and said, "Well we should start preparing for battle."
Meanwhile at the base…
Cynder and Dave were sneaking through a hallway in the base. They came upon a room with a giant machine like thing in it.
"This must be what Ender's henchmen are using to make new hostile mobs." Dave said.
"So this is where the ender creepers came from." Cynder said.
The sound of footprints came from the hallway.
"Someone is coming, hide!" Dave said.
Cynder quickly hid in a darkened part of the lab and Dave hid behind a big piece of machinery. Once they were hidden Israphel came into the lab.
Israphel took a big whiff of the air and said, "I just love the smell of gunpowder in the morning."
While he walked over to the lab crafting table, Dave whispered to himself, "Well if it ain't the Saddam Hussein of Minecraftia."
When Israphel got to the table, he started to craft something. After thirty seconds he held a stick of dynamite in his right hand and threw it at the machine that Dave was hiding behind.
"Oh, bone meal!" Dave yelled jumping out from behind the machine only to get knocked back as the dynamite explodes.
"I knew you were there all along." Israphel said as he walking toward Dave, "Oh and I'm more of an Osama bin Laden."
As Dave was getting up he yelled, "Now Cynder!"
Cynder jumped out of the shadows, surprising Israphel, and knocking him to the wall.
"Let's scram before he gets back up." Dave said.
They then ran into a hallway that was from the right side of the crafting table.
As Israphel got up from the ground he hit a button signaling an alarm throughout the base.
Servant: Uh sir. Shouldn't you be preparing the troops for battle?
The King: Don't worry. I've most top secret agent to handle it.
Servant: Who?
The King: THAT IS TOP SECRET! Please review! Hmm… I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Rainbow Dash in torture chamber: Uh… Hello! I'm still down here!
The King: Eh… probably nothing!
