Quest for the Missing Girlfriend

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Here I am all alone, on Valentine's Day no less. How could this happen to me of all people. Even Naruto is going on a date today. I'm Sasuke Uchiha and Sasuke Uchiha doesn't spend Valentine's day alone unless he wants to. Where in all of Konoha is my friggin' girlfriend?!? Okay, calm down. I've only been walking in circles for the last hour. I even stooped as low as askingIno for help. Maybe it's just separation-anxiety, that and the fact that I have to glare people away from staring at her when we go on dates. Damn that girl, she should use some sort of jutsu that only lets me look at her. Where is she anyways?!?

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Hehe! Sasuke will never ever see this one coming. Let's see how he does with a straight fastball. teehee! He's in for a surprise.

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AAAGGHH! WHERE IN ALL OF HELL IS MY GIRLFRIEND!!! Crap, I'm beginning to be paranoid now. We should get married so I can demand to know where she is at all times. Not really but it's true! ((A/N : MY brother's friend wrote something like that in his year book. It's so funny!)) I asked Naruto, Neji, and Shikamaru, but they all say they haven't seen her. WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN TODAY!?

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Everyone is getting ready. I'm so glad I tipped the boys off on Sasuke's protectiveness or else the surprise would be spoiled. He will never ever expect this.

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Now I'm sinking to the lowest level, asking… Lee. I inwardly shudder at even his name. And… There he is, yelling and making a total fool of himself. What kind of girl would like a guy that wears spandex on a daily basis. That reminds me, I've never seen him not in spandex. "Lee, have you seen my girlfriend?"

"Oh yes! She's planning a very youthful party at your house!"

"WHAT?!?"

"She's invited all of Konoha, yosh!" he gave his smile –ping- out.Everyone except me. I noted bitterly. I hurried home and was surprised to find her waiting outside the door.

"Sasuke!" a whirl of pink hair appeared and I was sure it was my girlfriend. Sakura.

"What's going on-?" she interrupted me with a kiss, then it intensified.

"GO FOR SECOND BASE SASUKE!" Naruto yelled.

"NARUTO!" I turned around, a light blush on my cheeks.

"We've already slid to third." Sakura smiled beside me. I was silent and naturally blushing. "Love you Sasu-kun!"

"Hai, hai…" we partied all night and with a final kiss separated.

Maybe Valentine's day isn't so bad after all.

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Sorry, kind of lost my inspiration for a while. Enjoy!