A/N: Hello lovelies! I hope that you are all well. NorthernShinigami gave me this sentence to include in a story: "Put the virgin down, Castiel." So, here we go XD I hope you like it!

Thank you for reading and for your awesome suggestions :) xx

(Sorry if it seems like I'm taking forever to get to your prompts, I've got a long list and I'm just writing them in the order I receive them.)


26. Kidnapping virgins for spells is not appropriate. (Sam Winchester)

"I got it!" Dean exclaimed smugly as he poked a page in the book he'd been studying. He, Sam, and Castiel had been searching through the bunker library for hours trying to find a summoning spell for a god they were hunting.

"Great, what do we need?" Sam asked.

"Well I think we have everything...oh."

"What is it?"

"We need some virgin's blood" Dean read.

"Where are we going to find a virgin who is willing to help us?" Sam asked.

Dean turned to look at Castiel. The angel looked rightly offended and squinted back at him.

"What? That thing with April can't have counted" Dean claimed.

"Why can you not accept that I've had sexual intercourse?" Castiel asked. "I know I did because I-"

"Whoa, okay!" Sam quickly cut him off. "Don't need to know about that."

"How much blood do we need?" Castiel asked.

"Just a standard vial full" Dean confirmed.

"Alright, leave it to me" Castiel said seriously, and before Sam or Dean could say anything else the angel disappeared.

"Well, this can only go well" Dean said sarcastically.


It took an hour for Castiel return, and when he did Sam and Dean were alarmed to find he had a pale and shaking teenage boy thrown over his shoulder.

"Sorry I took so long. Women kept slapping me in the face when I asked if they were a virgin and one man tried to kick my genitals."

"Cas! You can't just kidnap people!" Sam exclaimed.

"I didn't. He agreed to come...after I bent the truth a little. I think the traveling has shaken him though."

"Just, put the virgin down, Castiel" Dean commanded.

Castiel set the teenager down on his feet. He wobbled and looked around the room with wide eyes.

"Are you angels too?" He asked the brothers breathlessly.

"I found him at a church. I told him he had been selected for a holy mission" Castiel whispered to Sam.

"Um, what's your name?" The younger Winchester asked.

"Nathan."

"Well, thank you Nathan but..."

"I want to help you!" The boy exclaimed as he held his arm out and rolled up his sleeve. "Take what you want!"

"Well, he is offering" Dean whispered to Sam with a shrug. "And then Cas can just Men In Black his memory..."

"I don't understand that reference" Castiel said.

"Make him forget he saw us" Dean explained flatly.

"Okay, uh, this shouldn't hurt too much" Sam said as he gathered what he would need.

Once they had Nathan's blood Dean placed a hand on the kid's shoulder and looked him in the eye.

"You're probably not going to remember this but I feel sorry for you so, in the near future I will find you, and will help you get laid."

"Really? Thanks" Nathan said wistfully.

Dean smiled and patted his shoulder. "Over to you, Cas."

After the angel took Nathan away Sam let out a long sigh and ran a hand through his hair.

"We cannot risk that again."