Chapter 28: Vacation Part 2 Really short

Kai struggled to make his way through the crowd. He was stopped several times in a row by a few Sephiroth cos players and once by a Light who wanted to 'pin him to a wall and do naughty things to him.'

This fills my quota of weird today. He passed by a stand that was selling giant Itachi plushies. Where the hell is my man?

He stopped to look into the window of a small general store, pressing his face against the glass. "Oooo..."

Cackling evilly, he flung open the doors and ran inside.

Everyone had decided to meet up at the house around lunch, so when Kai was five minutes late, Link began pacing the floor grumbling something incoherent.

Sheik and Shigen were having a staring contest with each other, and Koal was attempting to snuggle Kotomi, and failing...

Without moving his eyes, Sheik whispered. "Maybe I shouldn't have dragged Link away from the shadow like that? They seem very... Attached..."

Shigen snorted in disbelief. "You just noticed this now...?"

They both blinked as Kai burst through the door screaming like a maniac.

"You guys! I brought presents! And before you ask, no I didn't pay for them... So here! Free gifts!"

Link was the first to react, grabbing the shadow and pulling him into a passionate kiss, if this was an anime, there would be sparkles and roses drifting in the background.

Kai was silent for a moment... Then he picked up the stuff he had previously dropped and set it out on the table. "Save all that good stuff for later hero."

Said hero did not attempt to hide his puppy pout. "I got it memorized..."

Kotomi looked at the pile with a horrific expression on her face. "Kai...? What is all this...?"

"And just how much sugar did you ingest...?" Shigen asked, picking up a random box.

"I don't know! Like... 15 bags?"

They all face palmed.

"Anyways! Look! For Sheik I brought extra bandages!" He handed spandex boy a first aid kit.

Sheik stared at it impassively. "Um... Thanks?"

"No problem! And for Linky pooh, I have some Viagra! So we can keep going and going... Just like the little pink bunny!"

Link took the box, and held it away from himself. "Kai, you sure that's what this shit is for?"

"Cant remember! And for Kotomi and Koal... Condoms! Because we know you'll need them sooner or later. And if it's really later, you can just blow them up and have sword fights with them!"

Kotomi took the box and threw it at Kai, but missed and ended up hitting poor Koal in the face.

"And last, but certainly not least! Shigen! My bridesmaid!"

Link choked on whatever beverage he was about to consume. Since when are we getting married?

Kai held out the small jar towards the emo and placed it in his hands.

Shigen looked at it blankly. "Um.. Shadow...? This is a bottle of cheese whiz..."

"Yeah! I know! But I thought it would help you because Cheese whiz adds... Personality! And you need some personality..."

Shigen threw the bottle at Kai's head, but missed, and hit Koal's face.

"Oops... I guess I don't have very good aim..."

After that small incident, Kai was put down for a nap, and the others were left to recoup. Then after a wonderful supper, courtesy of the hero of time, Link, they all got dressed up again and ventured out into the world of the cos players.

Kai poked a dude who was dressed in long white robes. "Who are you supposed to be?"

The guy looked at him and answered rather bored. "I'm Jesus."

The shadow's eyes widened to an incredible size. "Jesus? I just poked... Jesus...?"

Link had to drag him away from the guy before another incident broke out.

Kotomi dragged Koal away to look at all the stands with random plushies.

"Hey, Koal? You watch Naruto right?"

Koal laughed nervously. "Er, yeah, all the time lovely!"

She hit the back of his head, adding another large bump there. "Sure you do... But I'll make you a deal, if you buy a plushie of my favorite character, I'll give you one kiss."

"You're kind of evil, you know that lovely?"

She ignored the comment and pushed him towards the plushies. "You can do it Koala."

Awww! She gave me a pet name!

He set off towards the plushies, a look of pure determination on his face.

Only what seemed like hours later he returned carrying a huge Sasuke plushie.

He was slightly ruffled, probably thanks to the Aidou fangirls. "Is this your favorite one?"

She squealed and pounced on both of them. "Yay! Sasuke! Duck butt head!" She moved the plushie aside for a fraction of a second and gave him a peck on the lips. "Thank you Koala."

No... thank you lovely.

With Link and Kai gone off to terrorize the the world, and Koal and Kotomi defiantly getting too cozy for comfort. Shigen and Sheik walked around bored and occasionally getting mobbed.

"I can't wait to go home..."

Sheik sighed and poked him. "Why must I hang around with you? You're boring, Kai was right, you really do need that cheese whiz to add some personality."

"Oh go kill a fan girl..."