A/N: Hey, I'm alive! Sorry it took so long, I was grounded, but now I'm allowed on fanfiction. No other website… and I got the one that I really care about. :P Not complaining though! Anyway, I was still allowed to go to the midnight release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2! :D It was so awesome! I dressed as Hermione with bushy hair and a purple bathrobe. :P I'm going to ramble about the movie now.

Warning: HPDHP2 spoilers.

Okay, people in my theater screamed when Bellatrix was killed and when Nagini was killed. But no noise when Voldemort was killed. O.o

I hated that white light before the limbo! Luckily, I'm still not blind.

Remus and Tonks got justice at last! I mean, a whole 5 seconds devoted to their death! In exchange for Colin, I suppose. And I just realized they never showed Wormtail's death in the movie. Oh, and what ever happened to Teddy?

I was thinking I might cry when Fred died. BUT THEY GAVE HIM NO DEATH SCENE! AND GEORGE SEEMED OKAY WITH FRED'S DEATH! I suppose Oliver Phelps is to blame for the latter, but David Yates could have included an epic death scene!

The Gringotts break-in rocked. :D

Voldemort hugged Draco. That seriously creeped me out. I was like, are there now 2 gay guys in HP? Ah, yes, Dumbledore and Voldemort… such a wonderful couple. :P Lol. Can you imagine how Draco would've felt? Or how Tom Felton actually felt? Oh, and Tom Felton has a youtube account where he has music. I was listening to one song, and it was like Draco Malfoy was singing 'in Hawaii' or whatever… it was very strange.

My brother's sort-of girlfriend (who was with us) cried at Snape's memories. I wanted to, but I don't cry easily. I think they did a great job on that part though. :')

Anyway, I really love Snape now too. So, now I have- Fred, George, Sirius, Remus, James, Draco, Cedric, and Snape! Haha, wish me luck finding a real boyfriend someday!

Ah, and I loved the scene when Neville killed Nagini. He had just sliced off her head with the sword of Gryffindor and his face was like 'Carry on then, nothing unusual.' Lol.

And the epilogue was good, but I feel it should've been more lengthy.

One more thing- I loved how Harry broke the Elder Wand and all, but he seriously should've fixed his Phoenix Feather wand first.

Alright, on with the story now!

I vote for Norberta, because Hagrid wouldn't hurt her and she's a dragon, by the way. Haha. Almost forgot that part.

Rubeus Hagrid is a half-giant who loves magical creatures and has a very kind heart.

Norberta is a Norwegian Ridgeback who was illegally hatched in Hagrid's hut and then sent to Romania to be cared for by Charlie Weasley and friends.

"Boy, Harry sure does have a lot of great movies."

"Sure does, George. We went to the midnight release, and it was such a great movie. Only one problem- I wanted a death scene!"

"Well, Fred, maybe the producers realized you aren't actually dead."

"Maybe…"

"Anyway, on with the show. This is not a reflection of the movie. Norberta won the vote, rightfully, I say."

"I agree with you."

"Okay."

"So…"

"Who would win in a duel, Kronos, You-Know-Who, Valentine Morgenstern, Sarafine… Duchannes?…, The One Who Is The One, Chris Maclean, Chef Hatchet, Andrew Baumer (Bummer), Ron the Rent-a-cop, or Hans Gunther-Hagen?"

"Wow, the bad guy from every series basically!"

"Yep!"

A/N: Haha, I guess it wasn't such a bad thing I had to go so long without updating, I needed an excuse for this duel. :P And it's basically PJO vs. HP vs. Mortal Instruments vs. Beautiful Creatures vs. Witch and Wizard vs. TDI vs. Stoked vs. 6teen vs. Maximum Ride (FANG, to be exact).