First

Requester: Aelibia

Pairing: Tenten x Sasuke

Rating: T

Words: 121

She was a crazy bitch. They were all crazy bitches. The entire female population of Konoha was just one concentrated core of crazy bitches.

The duct tape over his mouth stung and pulled at the peach fuzz above his lip. The ropes around him dug into his arms, and the tree bark at his back was making him itchy.

Tenten knelt in front of him, a wide, satisfied smile plastered on her face. She petted his head gently, fingers threading through his hair and then curving around his ear.

Sasuke broke out in a cold sweat.

She repeated the process, cooing, "I knew I'd get you first," in a sickeningly sweet voice.

The entire world was just one giant crazy bitch.