The Delivery Man
Some people are not hard to please, and cupcakes are easy to make.
At the moment of lust and passion, Joe Morelli always closed his sexy bedroom eyes and called them "Cupcake" in a moaning whispering voice, and with a mixed feeling of surprise, guilt and glee, the women of different ages and physiques ascended the throne and claimed the title, thinking she was special and believing she was his One and Only. Almost everyone of them made it a habit to bring him cupcakes along with pizzas, subs, burgers and beer whenever they met up in some far-off motel, forsaken parking lot, or dark back alley. And from time to time, they would dropped the sweet easy pastry on his doorstep or the hood of his car when they thought no one was looking.
But, alas, there is really no secret under the sun, and it's very, very difficult to hide things from people who know just where and when to look. And just as it's impossible to forget how to ride a bike, the two proud owners of two competing bail bonds agencies never one day forget all the tricks and skills a top-notch bounty hunter needs to know.
They soon knew Morelli's routines by heart. They soon knew what kinds of meeting places Morelli preferred. They soon knew Morelli's favorite brand of beer. They soon knew Morelli's favorite flavors of pizzas, subs, and burgers. And most important of all, they also found out that Joe Morelli never ever said no to any kind of cupcakes, homemade or store bought. And thus a genius plan was carefully made on a windy Monday night, and most discreetly executed on an ordinary Wednesday morning.
The lean greasy Italian who looked sort of like a weasel and his carefully dressed partner smiled their small tight smiles as a unsuspecting Joe Morelli picked up the perfectly and beautifully wrapped cupcake placed on the hood of his navy blue Ford Escape before driving away to meet the Mob Princess.
However, neither of the two has-been top-notch bounty hunters took notice of the red-haired curvy woman frowning at the scene in confusion through her spyglass from a long, safe distance...