Disclaimer: Don't own TDI, TDA, or references...
Author's Notes: Seems like some of you were mad about the whole "two part finale" thing...don't worry, this chapter will reveal the winner for sure.
Malisha, how the heck am I a "bep"? What's a "bep" in the first place, anyway? Is it like a beep? Heheh, just joshing with ya.
And Triple T changed her name, so I can no longer refer to her by that nickname. Err...now you're RandomTaylor, which can be abbreviated as RT...aha! I'll call you Rotten Tomatoes! *Gets hit by rotten tomatoes*
TDA: My Way
Episode 26: Finally, the Final Part of the Finals!
Chris pointed to the TV screen next to him. "In less than thirty minutes, you will find out who wins Total Drama Action. So, all I have to say is…watch and enjoy." He turned on the TV.
The theme song began.
A light dropped out from the sky, followed by another. A camera popped out of a manhole, disturbing the Gladiator Bear sleeping on top. A second camera popped out of a tree, pushing Nigel and Monty out. They both shook their wings in protest and flew off.
The screen panned onto the island, past a forest, then Chris lounging on a chair, then a lake, finally reaching the volcano. The screen climbed Mt. Yurgonadynao and proceeded to plunge in; however, it was forced back by a sudden eruption.
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine!
The eruption knocked Noah off his feet, and then he was shocked as he saw a stream of lava snake by him.
I've got you guys on my mind!
Mary floated past him on Lou, who was transformed into a boat. She stuck her tongue out at Noah, and he clenched his teeth in anger.
You asked me what I wanted to be!
Over at the other side of the volcano, DJ tried to redirect the lava with a fire extinguisher. Unfortunately, his pant leg caught on fire, and he ran away screaming.
Now I think the answer is plain to see!
Samuel tried to hold back another stream of lava by spraying it with antibacterial spray.
I wanna beeeeeee famous!
The camera cut to Tyler and Lindsay making out at the lake. However, Colin threw Tyler out of the way and started kissing Lindsay himself. Casey looked on in jealousy.
I wanna live close to the sun!
Edmund dived into the lake, hitting his head on a tree branch nearby. Josephine looked on in extreme disinterest.
So pack your bags, 'cause I already won!
Joseph laughed at Edmund's crash, but Josephine gave him a death glare. He instinctly cowered in fear. Bubbles came up from where Edmund fell in the water.
Everything to prove, nothing in my way!
Cut to the cafeteria, where Owen and Ayami are pigging out on a huge pile of sweets.
I'll get there one da-ay!
Owen fell onto the ground, clutching his belly, while Ayami started zipping around the room in a sugar rush. She ran out of the cafeteria and bumped into Ezekiel, who slid across the ground and bumped into Allison, who was singing the theme song.
I wanna beeeeeee famous!
Izzy watched the whole thing and fell out of a tree laughing. The camera cut to a close up on Ethan's mischievous grin.
Naaaaa nanananana naaaa nanananana naaaaa nanananana naaaa!
The camera zoomed out, revealing that Ethan was carrying Heather sitting atop a fancy throne. Suddenly Beth ran onscreen and kicked Ethan, causing the throne to topple.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
Mikey waved at the camera and stepped backwards onto the Dock of Shame, where he started doing the robot. Tam then came out of nowhere and punched him, sending him airborne.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
Mikey flew into the sun, turning into a speck. The sun then turned into a moon, and the day into night. The camera panned down to Harold and LeShawna kissing at the campfire. Suddenly, Chef popped up in between them, wearing a pink dress and holding a meat cleaver threateningly. The couple opened their eyes and put on worried expressions as the camera zoomed back, revealing all the campers, plus Cody and Courtney, and a sign reading "Total Drama Action"
Do do do dooo, do do do do doo doo…GUITAR RIFF!
At Justin's checkpoint, the finalists had to get through a huge crowd of paparazzi. Ayami took some time to take some pictures, letting Samuel pass.
Katie's and Sadie's challenge was to paint a mannequin's nails. Samuel got a further lead with his neatness skills, while Ayami rushed again.
Tyler's game was to shoot ten points with a basketball and hoop. Samuel wasn't any good, while Ayami rushed yet again.
Izzy's insane idea was to beat up the Gladiator Bear. Ayami caught up here by getting Allison to sing the Benny Hill theme.
Cody's checkpoint was to build a robot, where Samuel got another big lead.
Beth's was to beat up a Heather punching bag. The finalists had a lot of fun with this one.
Courtney's was to successfully run a small virtual government. Ayami somehow got an apocalyptic ending on the program. Six times.
Harold's was to perform awesome beatboxing. Ayami caught up here.
Trent's was to play "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" on the guitar. Samuel kept playing incorrectly, so Ayami got ahead.
Bridgette's was to surf a large wave without wiping out. Samuel caught up here.
Lindsay's was to…uh…she forgot. No challenge here.
DJ's was to get a baby to stop crying. Somehow, Ayami's super fast rocking motions worked here, because vomiting isn't crying.
Geoff's was to lasso a bull. Ayami was surprisingly good at that.
LeShawna's was to logroll against the Gladiator Bear. At this point, Samuel wised up and used the Benny Hill theme as a distraction.
Duncan's was to escape from a pair of handcuffs. Izzy tried to get Samuel out of his with the Dance of the Rattlesnake, but he was too thick and got stuck. Ayami was small enough to just slip through.
Heather's was to hurt everyone except Ethan. The producers decided to scrap this challenge.
Gwen's was to hurt Heather. The producers decided not to scrap this challenge.
Owen's was to eat a huge stack of pancakes. Ayami managed to complete this quickly when she was supplied with maple syrup.
Colin's was to get a touchdown against a team of burly football players. Ayami completed this one easily.
Josephine's was to push a small boulder up a hill. Samuel nearly caught up here.
Tam's was to kill Heather. This one was scrapped, obviously.
Mary's was to build another robot, because people were running out of ideas. Samuel got ahead here.
Edmund's was to go through a mud field. Ayami passed Samuel here.
Mikey's was to escape from a pack of bullies. Samuel made good friends with them.
Joseph's was to cross-dress. Samuel kind of liked his skirt.
Casey's was to date an attractive member of the opposite gender. Justin greatly enjoyed his date, while Samuel found it annoying after Lindsay called him "Shampoo" for the twelfth time.
Ethan's was to worship Heather; what else? Both the finalists grinned and bore it.
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Ayami had a small lead when she reached the penultimate checkpoint.
Checkpoint #31: Allison
Sing the entirety of "Albuquerque"
She grinned when she found the lyrics on the computer screen in front of her.
Confessionals
"Ayami's got this contest won!" Allison cheered. "She's the world's fastest singer!"
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Ethan scowled. "I am NOT losing my chance to go to an awesome yacht party!"
With Samuel still finishing his Heather worship, Ethan ran ahead towards Ayami's group. However, this did not go unnoticed.
"What are ya doin' NOW?" LeShawna asked. "Ya better not be cheatin' again!"
He stopped and faced the ghetto girl. "Excuse me? I thought you WANTED to go to a yacht party!"
"Not if ya'll get us DISQUALIFIED!" she retorted, jabbing him in the stomach.
"Yeah, she's right," Harold piped in. "We need to win the honest way!"
Heather removed her top.
Harold changed his mind. "We need to cheat!"
"OH THAT IS IT!" LeShawna yelled. "I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YA'LL CHEATIN' AND BRIBIN'!!!"
"No we haven't," Harold droned, clearly hypnotized. "I like cheating and bribing and boobies…"
LeShawna sighed and removed her top.
"ETHAN AND HEATHER MUST GO DOWN!" he thundered.
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"Andasluckwouldhave itthat'sexactlywhen Iranintothegirl ofmydreams…" Ayami sang.
Allison nodded, smiling. "We've got this in the bag, boys." She turned towards Cody, Ezekiel, and Justin, who all nodded in agreement. But all the sudden, something horrible happened.
"COUGH COUGH HACK!" The intense singing left Ayami with a sore throat.
Duh Duh Duuuuuuuuuuuh! The camera did a close up on the Dramatic Prairie Dog as it turned its head.
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Samuel reached the checkpoint at long last. "I love this song! Way back when I was just an itty bitty little boy living in a box under the stairs…"
Ethan rubbed his hands together gleefully. "Heheheh…that sore throat spell I used is working!"
Harold stared at him angrily.
"Uh…I mean…I have a sore throat!" He desperately pretended to cough.
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Ezekiel fished in his pocket until he came up with a lozenge. "Ayami, eat this! It'll make ya feel better, eh!"
"He's so resourceful!" Allison gushed, hugging the prairie boy.
Confessionals
"Why does he carry lozenges around with him anyway?" Cody asked himself.
One lozenge later, and Ayami's throat felt all better. She was about to start singing again, when…
"IHAVETOGOPOTTY!" She rushed off to the confessional stall.
Duh Duh Duuuuuuuuuuuh! The camera did a close up on the Dramatic Prairie Dog as it turned its head.
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"And she leaned right down next to me and she said, 'IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!!'"
Ethan continued to rub his hands evilly. "Muahahaha…now the laxatives must be kicking in…"
Harold stared at him angrily.
"I didn't mean that! I meant, uh…additives! Yeah, so her food will last longer! Yeah!"
Confessionals
Ayami was going to the bathroom in the confessional stall when it suddenly got dark.
"Heyisitnighttime alreadyImust'vehad alotofpoop!"
CLICK! Heather's sinister cackle could be heard from outside.
Duh Duh Duuuuuuuuuuuh! The camera did a close up on the Dramatic Prairie Dog as it turned its head.
"'Cause I had my tray table up! And my seat back in the full upright position! Had my tray table up! And my seat back in the full upright position!"
"Gack ack ack ack!" Ethan cackled. "At this point, Heather should've locked Ayami in the confessional stall with Harold none the wiser!"
"I'm right here you know," Harold informed. "GOSH!"
Ethan feigned an apologetic look. "Did I say that Heather locked Ayami in the confessional stall? What I MEANT to say was that she was bringing her more toilet paper!"
Confessionals
FLUSH! Ayami sighed in relief as she tugged at the door handle. However, it was locked.
"Heywhywon't thisopen?!" She tried kicking and punching it a few times, but it wouldn't give. "WAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! Heylookanickel!" She picked up the nickel at the bottom of the stall, somehow revealing a trapdoor.
Duh Duh Duuuuuuuuuuuh! The camera did a close up on the Dramatic Prairie Dog as it turned its head.
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again! If you need help, hang up and then dial your oooooperator! In Alllllllllllllllllbuquerque! Alllllllllllllllllbuquerque!"
"And by now, Ayami must've found the trapdoor," Ethan snickered to himself. "But what she doesn't know is this trapdoor leads straight to the Cody fangirls' underground hideout! Eeyah heh heh heh heh!"
Harold stared at him angrily. "Could you be any more obvious?"
He smirked. "Yeah, I could scream to the heavens 'I'M CHEATING!!!!!'" he screamed to the heavens, making everyone aware of his malicious intentions.
LeShawna punched her palm. "Payback's a bitch, white boy."
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After a few minutes of crawling, Ayami found herself in the secret lair of Cody fangirls. "Heylookatall thegirlsinhere!"
"EEEE it's a Cody-loving sister!" one of the fangirls squealed.
"YAY!" many others screamed.
"What are you doing here, anyway?"
Ayami shrugged. "EthanandHeather lockedmeinthe confessionalstalland Ifoundatrapdoor leadinghere."
Every girl gasped. "ETHAN?!!!! WE HATE THAT GUY!!!! HE GAVE US HAROLD WHEN HE PROMISED CODY!!!!!"
The finalist then smirked. "Heymaybewe canexactrevenge!"
One of the fangirls stared into a periscope. "Oh lookie! That jerk and his girlfriend are being carried to the confessional stall by angry TD contestants. INCLUDING CODY!!!! EEEEE!!!!!"
"Let'slockthetrapdoor!" Ayami suggested.
"OKAY!"
Confessionals
Ethan and Heather were thrown into a heap in the confessional stall.
"That's for the oatmeal!" Gwen taunted.
"That's for messin' with my man!" LeShawna yelled.
"That's for almost destroying our relationship!" Trent complained.
"And that's for being evil!" Harold finished, closing and locking the door.
Heather frowned and looked at Ethan for support. "Great, just great! Now what do we do?"
Ethan smirked. "Heheh…don't worry, my sweet! There's a secret trapdoor here that only I know of…"
CLICK!
Heather froze. "What…was THAT?!!!"
Ethan tugged on the trapdoor, but it wouldn't budge. "Oh for the love of-"
"NOW WHAT DO WE DO?!!!" Heather screamed, hyperventilating.
"There's only one thing we can do," Ethan lamented, hanging his head.
"WHAT?!!!"
He raised his head a fraction and looked her in the eye. "…Wanna make out?"
Heather shrugged. "Sure." They furiously made out.
Ayami popped out of the ground and rushed back to Allison's checkpoint. "HeyguysI'mback!"
"Well, I'd recommend you hurry," Cody mentioned urgently. "Samuel's almost done!"
"I. HATE. SAUERKRAUT!!!!!"
Ayami suddenly grinned, looking determined. "Gimmethatmike."
Confessionals
"THAT'S MY GIRL!" Justin swooned.
"Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque-"
Samuel stared in awe of the performance. "Geez…there's no way I can sing that fast! It's almost like a tongue-twister! Albuquerque Albuquerque Albukaykay Alakaby…GARGH!"
Despite his best efforts, Ayami's gate opened before his, and she was on her way.
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Final Checkpoint: Chris
Jump down this 1000 foot cliff into shark-infested waters.
Ayami peered down the cliff she was on, which was reconstructed similarly to the famous landmark of Wawanakwa. From her lofty position, she could just make out a small target area, with gray shark fins circling around it hungrily.
Confessionals
"Yep, that's right!" Chris announced. "The final challenge…is also the VERY FIRST challenge, from way back on TDI! Crazy how things work like that, huh?"
"WAHthisistooscary Idon'twannadoit!" Ayami wailed, turning to her supporters with tears in her eyes.
Cody looked around for a few moments, then shrugged. "You have to, girl. It's not like there are any chicken hats up here…"
Ezekiel shivered. "I've got bad memoories o' this place, eh. I nearly broke my back, then goot everyone mad at me, then gootten voted oot…"
Allison pointed over to Samuel, who was approaching. "Hurry! You're going to lose you lead soon!"
Ayami sniffled. "Uh…okayI'lltry…" She walked over to the edge of the cliff, closed her eyes, and took some deep breaths.
"HURRY!" her supporters screamed.
She spread her arms out and bended her knees a few times.
"HURRY!" her supporters screamed.
She put on some water wings.
"HURRY!" her supporters screamed.
"CANNONBALL!!!!!" Samuel launched himself off the cliff, did a few twirls in the air, then tucked his legs in and plunged into the drink.
"AIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAI YAIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAI AYIAYAIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAIYA IYAIAYAIYAIYAIYAIYAIAYAI YAIYAIYAIYAIYAYAIYAIAYAI YIAYAIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAIY AIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAY AAIAIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAIIYAI YAYIAYIAYIYIAYIAYIAYIYAI YIAYIYYAYAYIYAAIIYAYIAYA YIYAIYIAYIAYAYAIYAYIAYIA YAYAYIAIYAYAYAIYAYI YAA!!!!!"
"WHA?" Samuel looked upward to see Ayami holding onto his arm, screaming her lungs off. "GET OFFA ME!!!"
"NONONONONO NONONONONO NONONONONO NONONONO-"
SPLASH! Both the finalists landed in the safe zone. All the campers above cheered as they surfaced, staring at each other.
"Racetothefinish?" Ayami asked.
"Race to the finish," Samuel responded. The finalists nodded, and started swimming to shore as fast as their limbs could propel them. Interestingly, Ayami's flailing doggie paddle kept her equal with Samuel's sweeping breaststrokes. Before either of them knew it, they reached the shore, and the finish line was just ahead of them.
Confessionals
"This is it!" Beth screamed. "This is the moment we've all been waiting for!"
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"GO AYAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Justin whooped. However, he was kicked in the head by Izzy.
"GO SAMUEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she whooped.
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Owen shook in excitement. "Oh boy oh boy oh boy! I wonder who's gonna win!" He stuffed his face with popcorn.
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Mary smirked. "It's the final stretch! It's Squeaky vs. Clean, with only one winning it all! Lou, what say you?"
Her robot companion printed out a small sheet of paper from his chest cavity.
"Chances of Ayami winning: 50%. Chances of Samuel winning: 50%..." Mary read, her excitement fading. "Figures."
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"Come on, Ayami! You can do it!" Allison cheered. "You've come so far since you started this crazy game!"
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Ethan was still making out with Heather when he offered his cheer. "Samuel, you BETTER win this. I want a yacht party, DAMMIT! And Heather wants one too!"
Dramatic music played as the finalists raced to the finish line. Their hearts were pounding, their faces were sweating, and their pants were chafing. When they got within ten feet, the camera went into extreme slow-mo, which showed in detail all the stress they were going through.
In the look on Samuel's face, you could see the intense struggle he tried to overcome throughout his life; the prison of germophobia. With the help of Izzy, he was finally free, free to do the things he's always wanted to do. One of the things he wanted to do was win Total Drama Action, and he planned on making this dream come true today.
In the look on Ayami's face, you could see beyond the jubilance a little girl who was once sad and lonely, with no friends. No one could get near her due to her hyperactivity, but this all changed when she met some totally dramatic contestants. Allison saved her life and willingly formed an alliance with her, which evolved into a true friendship. Cody embraced her interest in him, and supported her until the very end. And she finally found a man who enjoyed her hyperactivity; Justin.
All these memories and emotions went through these campers' heads as they slowly approached the finish line, now only five feet away.
Suddenly, something unexpected happened.
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"Oops!" Chris stated, looking at his watch. "Looks like it's time for a commercial break!" The audience moaned.
Commercial Break!
"Hey you!" Duncan shouted, pointing at the screen. "Yeah, you! Are you hungry? Are you starving? If so, come on down to Duncan Donuts and eat a donut…or ELSE!" He waved a fist threateningly as the camera panned to a Duncan Donuts shop.
Inside the shop, Courtney walked down the display window. "We've got over twenty flavors of delicious donuts to please every palate, such as-"
"OM NOM NOM NOM!" Owen was at the end of the display window, eating donuts.
Courtney slapped her forehead. "Scratch that; we're all out of donuts."
Back outside the shop, Duncan was unaware of what happened. "That's right! Buy two donuts and get a third, for DOUBLE the price! You can only find spectacular bargains like these at Duncan Donuts!"
Duncan Donuts are available at any Canadian island where game shows take place. For more information, call 1-800-555-JUVIE-SUCKS. Duncan Donuts is not responsible for any choking, dying, murdering, strangling, arson, or other misdemeanors or felonies occurring on the premises. If symptoms persist, please stop eating Duncan Donuts and see your local Chef immediately. Duncan Donuts: Canada runs on Duncan, while Duncan runs away from Juvie!
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A montage played of Harold beatboxing, dodging dodgeballs, and collecting flags on the waterless seadoo.
"Hey, are you a loser?" he asked, pointing at the camera. "Are you the laughingstock of your workplace? Are you physically incapable of doing anything right? If so, you need to buy my new video!" He thrust a CD into the camera. "'How to be Awesome!' The video gives step by step guidelines on how to be awesome, like me!" He jerked his thumb and grinned.
"You suck!" Ethan shouted, somehow running into the commercial.
"Ethan! This is MY commercial!" Harold complained. "GOSH!"
Cheese walked in. "I LIKE MY COMMERCIAL!!!!!"
Ethan slapped his forehead. "It's not your commercial, Cheese! It's Harold's, but soon to be mine!"
"Would you stop that?" Harold fumed.
"No."
"I LIKE CEREAL!!!!!"
"WOULD YOU GET OUT OF HERE?!!!!!"
"Khhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa…okay." Cheese walked away.
Harold looked weirded out. "Uhhhh…what was this commercial about again?"
Ethan smirked. "Worshipping Heather, of course!"
Harold chuckled. "Nice try."
Ethan showed him a picture of Heather naked.
"Boobies…"
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"Head on. Apply directly to the forehead." Tyler dribbled a basketball and it hit him in the face.
"Head on. Apply directly to the forehead." Tyler kicked a soccer ball (or football, whichever you prefer) at the goal, but it ricocheted off the left post and hit him in the face.
"Head on. Apply directly to the forehead." Tyler whacked a tetherball and turned around. It hit him in the face.
"Head on. Apply directly to the forehead." Tyler swam a lap in the pool, then hit his face on the side.
"Head on. Apply directly to the forehead." Tyler got hit in the face by a baseball thrown by a pitcher. He got a strike.
"Head on. Apply directly to the forehead." Tyler threw a bowling ball down the alley. It was a strike, but one of the pins flew backwards from the collision and hit him in the face.
"Head on. Apply directly to the forehead." Tyler successfully got a goal in hockey somehow, but then was punched in the face by the angry goalie.
"Head on. Apply directly to the forehead." While curling, Tyler accidentally jabbed the broom handle into his face.
"Head on. Apply directly to the forehead." Tyler caught the American football, but was then immediately tackled by the entire opposing team. He was mostly tackled in the face.
"Head on. Apply directly to the forehead." Tyler wrapped some bandages around his swollen face, but forgot to make eyeholes. He fell down a staircase, his face hitting each and every step.
"And we're back!" the handsome host announced, looking beside himself in excitement. "You all ready to find out who wins Total Drama Action? Because I sure am!" Suddenly, his watch beeped.
"Oops!" Chris stated, looking at his watch. "Looks like it's time for a commercial break!" He was hit in the head with a flying brick.
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Samuel and Ayami were racing each other to the finish line in slow motion, when suddenly…
Something unexpected happened. The sky turned dark with black clouds rolling in. The grass grew coarse and the trees grew gnarled. From the ground rose a figure none of the campers wanted to see again.
"FOOLS!" the murderer bellowed. "I have returned…from the grave…and my grave wants replacements…" He held up a knife in each hand and charged at each finalist.
Confessionals
Noah sighed and rested his head on his palm. "At that point, I could tell the author was just coming up with ideas on the fly to lengthen the challenge even further…"
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"LAMPSHADED!" Izzy screamed.
In some very cool, but highly unnecessary action scenes, Ayami and Samuel managed to avoid the killer's every blow.
"You children…are very…resilient…" it huffed. "Let's see how…you deal…with my henchmen!" Zombies of all sorts rose from the ground, drooling and moaning.
"EEK!" Ayami hid behind Samuel, shivering. "StopthemSammy!"
"There's too many of them! I can't stop a huge crowd of zombies!"
"Wellwhocan?"
"Michael Jackson." A rimshot played.
Confessionals
"AIAIAIAIAYAIIII I'MGONNADIE ANDIWON'TEVEN GETANYMONEY!"
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Samuel covered his face. "We're DOOMED!!!!!"
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"Ya know, I actually considered doin' 'Thriller'," Chef admitted, "But I figured that would make this fanfic way too cliché. It would sorta copy off the original show, too."
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"LAMPSHADED!" Izzy screamed.
"Ungh…" a zombie groaned. "Did you say 'Thriller'? I love that song!" He and every other zombie limped off somewhere to dance to their favorite song.
The killer facepalmed. "You just cannot find good help…these days…" The finalists beat him up.
"So…wanna finish this challenge already?" Samuel asked, glancing over at the finish line five feet away.
"OKAY!" They were about to run, when they were interrupted by someone else.
"NOT SO FAST, TASTY CHILDREN!" Nigel cackled. "I'm here to eat your brains, and lengthen the challenge even further! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
Monty dropped a coconut on his head. "QUIT LENGTHENING THE CHALLENGE, YOU BLOODY TWATS!!!!!"
Samuel frowned slightly. "I thought you were over the English accent."
"Oh, right! Sorry!" Monty cleared his throat. "QUIT LENGTHENING THE CHALLENGE, YOU GNARLY…LOSERS…?"
Samuel sighed. "Close enough. Now please stop lengthening the challenge."
"I'm not lengthening the challenge; you are!"
"No you are!"
"No you are!"
"No you are!"
"No you are!"
"No you are!"
"No you are!"
"No you are!"
"No you are!"
"No you are!"
"No you are!"
"No you are!"
"No you are!"
"No you are!"
"No you are!"
"No, the author is!"
While this ridiculousness was going on, Ayami crossed the finish line.
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE OURSELVES A WINNERRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Chris bellowed, raising Ayami by the arm. Confetti rained from the sky, cheers echoed throughout the island, and all the fans sighed in relief that it was finally over.
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Campfire Ceremony…
Samuel buried his face in his hands. "Urghhhh…I can't believe I lost because of Monty…"
"Aw, that's okay, man!" Owen patted him on the back. "This way, Izzy'll know who the better boyfriend is!"
"OWEN!" Izzy snapped, flicking his nose. "Be nice, like ME!" She started making out with both of them.
"AHEM!" The threesome stopped and looked up at Chris, who looked less then happy. "I recommend you give the winner a little more respect."
Izzy saluted. "Yes, ma'am!"
"I'm a guy!"
"I know. You just told me to give the WINNER respect."
Chris sighed and shook his head, then went back to the podium, where Ayami was shivering excitedly.
"CanIhaveitnow pleasepleaseplease pleasepleaseplease pleasepleaseplease please-"
"Ayami, you survived eight weeks, twenty-six episodes, and twenty-three other campers to make it here," Chris narrated. "And now, you are the official winner of Total Drama Action! Thus, you get the ultimate symbol of survival; the FINAL MARSHMALLOW!" He handed her a marshmallow, which looked like any other marshmallow, but it wasn't any other marshmallow, because it was the FINAL MARSHMALLOW.
Ayami beamed as she stared at the delectable morsel in her hand. "Thismeansso muchtome!!! IthinkI'll eatitnow!" She popped the marshmallow in her mouth amidst cheers from her four supporters.
"I knew you could do it!" Allison cheered, embracing her friend.
"Awesome, eh!" Ezekiel agreed, clapping.
Cody let out some loud whistles.
However, none of these cheers came close to the elation exhibited by Justin, who picked her up and kissed her all over her face.
Confessionals
Samuel smiled, but his head was still drooped downward. "I…I feel happy for Ayami. She's a deserving winner. I just wish we could both win…or something." He let out a long sigh.
Chris smiled when he saw the winning couple start to make out on the ground. "Heheh, I think that we're done here."
Samuel suddenly stood up, a smirk across his face and a twinkle in his eye. "Not quite."
"Whaddaya mean, dude?"
Before Chris could react, Samuel, Owen, Tyler, Colin, and DJ lifted the host off the ground and threw him into the lake.
"Why, the ceremonial host dunking, of course!" Samuel whooped. The boys exchanged hi-fives.
"DUDES!" Chris garbled, spitting out water. "THAT'S NOT COOL! NOW MY HAIR'S MESSED UP!!!"
Chef laughed and pointed at the angry host. "Oh man, I love it when ya'll do that!"
"Then you'll love this even more!" Before he could react, Tam threw Chef into the water alongside Chris, and then broke the ladder attached to the dock.
"That was AWESOME!" Mikey squealed.
Tam looked downward at her boyfriend and smiled. "Yeah. I know." She then faced all the campers. "Who's up for a party in Chris' mansion?!"
"OOHOOHOOH MEMEMEMEEEE!" Ayami shrieked, waving her arm in the air. She zipped off towards the mansion, and all the other campers followed the winner of Total Drama Action to the greatest party of their lives.
However, Chris and Chef were still in the water.
"This sucks," Chef growled. "I wanna go to the party!"
Chris sighed, futilely attempting to fix his hair. "Well, this can't get any worse…"
Confessionals
Heather and Ethan were still stuck in the Confessional Stall, furiously trying to escape.
"GAH!" Ethan grunted in frustration. "I MUST KNOW WHO WON!!!"
Heather sighed and sat down on the toilet, filing her nails. "Whatever. Eventually someone's going to rescue us and tell us who won…"
Nobody came to rescue them for a long, long time.
If you thought Total Drama Action was awesome…
Chris pointed at the camera. "Well, consider all your wishes fulfilled. Because it's time to begin the epic THIRD SEASON of the wildly popular Total Drama series!" He and all three of his cohosts gestured at the huge, colorful banner that fell from the ceiling. "TOTAL DRAMA MADNESS!!!!!"
Then you need to see…
"THAT MERMAID," Albert huffed, "HAS GOT TO BE THE MOST IMMATURE, ANNOYING, UNBELIEVABLY SHALLOW-"
"You like her." Chris smirked.
Season Three…
She finally reached the group, beaming at everyone. "Hello, boys! I'm Cody's girlfriend, Cassie! You all want me, but you can't have me! HA!" The boys looked thunderstruck.
And this time, the game goes global...
"HOLY CRAP WE'RE IN JAPAN!!!!!" Larson screamed, hopping in place and flapping his hands about. "I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO JAPAN WITH THE ANIME AND THE MANGA AND THE VIDEO GAMES AND THE-"
Get ready for three times the adventure…
"Whee!" Kelly waved her arms in the air as the submarine plummeted down the dark crevasse.
Three times the romance…
Kyle wrapped his arm around her, bringing the hippie girl close to his lips. "Emma…I would forfeit, like, eleventy kajillion challenges for ya…" They kissed.
Three times the humor…
"Drive your spaceship OVER NINE-THOUSAND parsecs to the nearest Starbucks…that is crap." He passed by a Starbucks. Then he passed by another Starbucks.
Three times the surprises…
"No way! NO FREAKING WAY!"
"Oh HELL NO!!!"
Three times the alliances…
"We are Eggsperts, through and through," Darrell recited. "And whenever an Eggspert is in need, an Eggspert shall be there!"
And of course, three times the DRAMA!
Ethan's grin grew wicked as he checked off another item on his list. "All according to plan…All according to plan…"
Who will shine? Who will fall? And most importantly, who could possibly be more epic than Izzy?
"BRRRRRRIIIIICKKKKKK!!!!!" Enrique roared, shaking his fist at the heavens.
TDM: My Way. Coming soon…
And by soon, I mean whenever I feel like it.
Author's Notes: *Bursts out of drum* Th-th-th-th-th-that's all folks! After 26 episodes and over 140,000 words, TDA: My Way is officially completed! There's no TDDDDDDDDDDDDA...yet.
But with the end of one era begins another. TDM: My Way is in the works, and at the rate I'm typing it...Ugh, I'm typing it too slowly. I'm hoping it will surpass 300,000 words though, and the writing will be better.
Until then...see ya.