Dear fanfiction,

Alice-Jasper

Bella-Edward

Esme-Carlisle

Rosalie-Emmett

Nessie-Jacob

Claire-Quill

Victoria-James

Laurent-Irina

A bunch of other people at the end of Breaking Dawn.

Please get these pairings right. We've married you know. 37 times. To the same people. We won't be exchanging our spouses anytime soon.

-Love, the Twilight community

This story is not meant to offend anyone. It's simply cannon friendly. I think.