EarthBound: My Version TOTAL REDUX
Chapter 25! Porkey!
(AN: FUCK YOU Angel of the Axis! You don't know what good fanfiction is, you fucking angel-loving xtain! I HOPE YOU BLEED AND BURN AND ROT! You should go to joyofsatan dot com and learn what angels really are is, bitch! Also, thanks Sexyygurl1111! I'll track you down and find your adress so we can screw! :D FUCK YOU ASHTON101LETSPLAYS I HOPE YOU GET FORCE-FED YOUR OWN GUTS!)
SO we finally got to the top floor after gang banging that elevator lady. We went inside the top floor of the room to see... PORKY BICH!
"Oh hai pig's butt" Porky said. He was fat as a pig and had a small, 4-inch cock that made everyone ashamed. "Ass u can see, I'm now a famous and rich person!"
"Fuck you," I said wisely.
"No, fuck you," he said stupidly, like a retard.
"No, Fuck you," I said wisely.
"No, fuck you," he said stupidly, like a retard.
"No, Fuck you," I said wisely.
"No, fuck you," he said stupidly, like a retard.
"No, Fuck you," I said wisely.
"No, fuck you," he said stupidly, like a retard. And then he had his machine-gun wielding guards kill us but we survived because we were DRUNK.
I killed all the guards with my metal chainsaw baseball bat, splattering their guts and blood everywhere.
"Noooo!" One of the guards shoulted "My name is Angel Oftheaxis and I don't want to die!"
"Too bad, butch!" I said, and then I megakilled him!
We left the building after roasting the corpses of the guards and stealing all the machine guns they had.