Kaia P.O.V.

Well, this awkward. Me and Vaati were in his room, just staring at each other. We were obviously both thinking about my outburst back at the King's horrible prank. I look down. "Um...", I start off, but Vaati speaks first. "Does this make us a couple? I mean, we both confessed our feelings... So...", Vaati finished his sentence there. "Yeah, I guess it does", I reply.

Vaati walks up to me, and hugs me. He eventually lets me go, and walks up to the window. Vaati looks out of it, and admires the stars appearing in the sky.

I look to my right, and I see a drawing book and a pencil. I haven't drawn in a while. I pick it up, and flip to a fresh page. Hm, what to draw...

I look at Vaati, who is distracted by the sky. I might as well draw him. I've not drawn a picture of Vaati in ages. I first start to sketch his head and the top half of his body, because that is all of the body I could get on the page. I then started to draw the hair, then the clothes. I then added the eyes, nose and mouth. Oh yeah, and the eyebrows. I then outlined it, and rubbed out the mistakes and the rest of the parts that don't need to be in the picture.

"What are you drawing, Kaia?" Vaati asked. Drat! Oh, there I go, saying drat again. "Um, nothing special", I reply. "Let's see." Vaati reached for the book, but I backed away. "Um, no. Please don't", I plead. Vaati used the power of the wind to knock the drawing book out of my hands. "Agh!" I yelp, as Vaati picks up the book.

He chuckles. "You're embarrassed about this? It's amazing. Another one of me, I see. Hey, that rhymed", he said. I sweat drop. One way to break the tension.

Dark Link then came into the room. "Um, what are you two still doing awake? It's night time now. You should get some beauty sleep, otherwise you'll won't grow", Dark said. Who is he? My mother?

Vaati sighed. "Dark. Me and Kaia stopped growing years ago. Do you shadows grow to actually experience that?" he asked. Dark thought for a moment. "Um, not really", he answered. "Link was 13 when you fought him right? So that would mean you would of been this big", I said as used one of my hands to show how small Dark would of been.

"So how are you that size now?" I ask. "Just a little shadow power to make me grow along with Link. Now that I think about it, I've not been growing for a while", Dark replies. "That's because we stop growing at 16-18, you fruit-loop!" Vaati shouts. Dark then notices the book in Vaati's hand.

"Oh, have you been drawing? Let me see", Dark says, but Vaati pulled it out of his way. Which, to me, looks ridiculous, because Vaati was smaller than Dark.

"Oh come on! Let me see!" dark whined to his master. "No!" Vaati shouted. Dark then pouted and sunk in the shadows. Vaati sighed in relief. "Good. Now that that's out of the way- AGH!" Dark had gone behind Vaati and took the book out of his hands. Vaati looked furious. "Dark!"

Dark whistled. "This is really good! This is too good to be yours, Vaati. Kaia, did you draw this?"
I nod. "Um, yeah", I said, slowly. This is embarrassing. I'm not one to show off my skills. I don't really think they are even skills. My drawing isn't really that good.

"Wow, Kaia! If I was Vaati, i would hire you to my portrait drawer!" Dark exclaimed. "Is it that good?" I ask. Dark nods. Vaati snatches the book out of Dark's hands and pushes him out the bedroom. "Dark, take Kaia to her room", Vaati ordered. "Okay! Come on, Kaia. I want you to draw a picture of me when we get to your room!" Dark said as he dragged me out the room. Oh goddesses. Yeah, I've been here long enough to do the Hylian's way of cursing. Go me.


Vaati P.O.V.

It was now next day. I saw Kaia entering the kitchen with Dark by her side. She sat down next to me. "Hi, Vaati", Kaia greeted. "Morning."

There was a knock at the door. "Dark, make yourself useful, and get the door, will you?" Vaati ordered. "Okay!" Dark said and went to the door. Today was going to be a nice day.

"HELLO~! IS VAATI IN?" I spoke to soon. "I remember that voice", Kaia said. I bring my drink to my lips. "It's Veran", I reply. Veran then runs into the kitchen. "Hello, Vaati~ Oh. Hi, Kaia", Veran growls as she sees Kaia sitting next to me. Kaia glares back. "Hi", she replies, bitterly. Veran sits on the other side of me, and hugs me.

"Oh, Vaati, I've missed you so much. Why haven't you sent me a letter?" she asked. Because you're a pest, and I don't want to see you. "Oh, I've just forgotten", I lie.

I notice Kaia snicker. "Oh, yeah. What is she doing here?!" Veran asks, rudely. "Oh, haven't you heard? Me and her are in love", I reply. Veran sits up straight. "What?! But, you're supposed to be in love with me!" she exclaims. I shrug my shoulders. "Apparently not", I say. Veran glared at Kaia.


Veran P.O.V.

I can't believe this! Vaati chose that disgrace of a girl as his lover! She doesn't even have any special talents like magic or fighting skills. She's pathetic! Okay, that's it. I have to kill her. But I need to get Vaati away from her, so he wouldn't stop me. My face then lit up. I've got it. "Oh, Darky~?" I call out to their shadow servant.

He looks at me. "Yes?" he asks. "Could you do me a favour?" I ask, as I hold up a cookie. Dark eagerly nods. "I want you to cause havoc in the Minish woods for me. I want you to make sure, that Vaati follows you, okay?" I explain. "Um, okay. But why?" he asks. I sigh. "I have something very special for him, and I don't want him to see", I lie. Yeah, a dead Kaia is very special. "Um, but why do I have to cause havoc in the forest?"
"BECAUSE I SAID SO!" I shout. "Ack! Okay. Okay. I'll go now", Dark said frantically before leaving. Excellent.

I look for Vaati and I find him in the library. "Um, Vaati?"
"Yes?"
"Dark is causing havoc in Minish woods."
"Slenderman will take care of it."
"Who's that?"
"A creature that kills you at night."
"Yeah, well this is daytime."

Vaati sighs. "Fine. I'll go find him. Don't think about harming Kaia, all right? If you do, I'll never forgive you", he says before leaving. I smirk. Oh, I won't hurt her. I'll kill her.


When I finished checking to make sure Vaati was gone, I looked around to try and find Kaia.

I found her 10 minutes later, in the hall. "Okay then", I teleported out of view, and appeared on a pillar. It was out of view, but I could still see my target. I crack my fingers. "Now then." I fire up a dark spell. I throw it at Kaia, and she obliviously moves out of the way of it. What? Oh great.

I try again, but she again moved out of the way of it, without knowing that she was being attacked. I swear this girl is doing this on purpose. All right into next plan. I use my magic, to form a whip. I smirk. I'll whip her to death. I see Kaia get out some scissors, to start trimming the flowers.

Good, she's distracted. I hurl the whip at her, but she put her hand back and obliviously cut the whip. I feel my eye twitch. What in the name of Din?! She doesn't even notice, yet she is still able to avoid getting hit.

She had finished trimming the flowers, and left the hall. I groan. This is harder than I thought.


Kaia was now in the library. She picked a heavy book, that she barely managed to carry. I held in a laugh. This is funny.

She placed it on the table and started reading it. I got out a knife, and sneaked up behind her and aimed for her head. But Kaia just bent down, trying to find the word. My knife missed her. Are you kidding me?! I withdraw the knife and go to aim again. Kaia then saw a bee, and flung the book up, from which it hit me in the face.

Ow. I fell to the floor. "Die you stupid bee!" I heard Kaia shout. Killing this girl really is difficult. Kaia got out of her seat, and obliviously stood on me. Gah! She's heavier than she looks! I glare at her. Now I really want to kill her.

As soon as she puts her book back, she notices me. "Oh, hi, Veran", she greets me, monotonely. I dropped my knife when I fell to the floor, so I have no choice but to use my fists.

I went to punch her, but she caught it in her hand. "Oh my~ You just want a hand shake~ Well, here you go~", Kaia said obliviously, while shaking my fist up and down.

Seriously? Why am I cursed to have this girl as my rival? Why?!


I tried other ways to eliminate Kaia, but all of them failed. I tried stabbing her, burning her, cursing her, whipping her, and other stuff, but Kaia would either: Dodge, cut, or be an idiot. I sigh in annoyance. Kaia was in her room, drawing a picture of me. Oh, that's really good. I never knew I looked so beautiful. Maybe I might reconsider about Kaia now- Wait, what is Kaia doing? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! She drew a picture of me being burnt by Vaati and Link!

Now she is really going to die! I used one of my magic attacks, but was blocked by the wind. "Veran..." I gulp. Kaia turned around and smiled. "Hi, Vaati", she greeted.

I turned around as well. Vaati was covered in dirt, and leaves. He looks like he's been dragged through a bush. Oh yeah, he was holding Dark by the collar, who looked just as bad. I fake a smile. "Um, I just saw a bug, and I-"
"Yeah. And that bug is you!" Vaati bitterly replied. What did he say? "I tell you not to harm Kaia, and what do you do? You try to kill her!" Vaati shouts. I fake a laugh. "What are you talking about?" I ask innocently. Vaati holds up the mirror that allows someone to see what is going on somewhere else. "Oh", I say. I look down.

"Get out", Vaati commands. I look at him, startled. "What? But Vaati-"
"Out!" he shouts and I run out the palace.

Damn that girl. Damn Vaati. I thought I could love you, but you just took it too far. I know what I have to do now.


Vaati P.O.V.

Stupid woman. I tell her not to hurt Kaia and she tries something even worse. Right now, I was brushing my hair, trying to get the remaining dirt out. I had a shower, so most of it has come out, but some is still there.

"Vaati. Do you want help with that?" Kaia asks. I smile at her. "No, I'm fine. Thank you for asking though", I reply. "Kaia, did Veran hurt you?" I ask. Kaia thinks for a moment. "Um, no. Not really", she replies. That was a relief. I put down my brush and hug Kaia. I let go and continue with what I was doing.

"Vaati, you're doing it wrong", Kaia says. "What do you mean by that. I'm doing it right", I reply. "No you're not. It's like this", Kaia then hugs me. Oh. She was talking about the hug. I sigh. "Well, excuse me, Kaia." She chuckles. Now that I think about it, Kaia has never giggled. She only giggles when you tickle her. Speaking of which, I said I would do that again. Not today though. It's late.


Dark P.O.V.

I never got my cookie.


Lol. Poor Dark. Hopefully my humor has returned. I seemed to have lost it when I look back on the previous chapters.

Meh. Hopefully, it's come back. 'Well excuse me princess', if you've watched that old Zelda cartoon, you'll know what that reference is. Good goddesses. How many times does Link say that anyway? If someone knows, please tell me.