Dear Fanfiction

by our dancing days

... because, for the love of Peeta, the Reaping Ball is an inanimate object, and some people just need to be told thus. / A drabble series to fanfiction.

26. Sincerely, Cato

Dear Fanfiction,

Glimmer was a way to get sponsors. Clove was an ally. Pathetic little District 12 was someone I attempted to murder constantly.

Therefore, two words: Hell no!

Sincerely, Cato.

P.S. Just because I'm a teenager doesn't mean I'll fall in love, and I certainly won't fall in love with girls I intend to murder, unlike some people.

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By the way, I have about twenty of these written. It just depends on when I remember to update... Reviews jog my memory!

*hint hint*