When I woke up Jasper's head was on my chest I decided to get up and make some breakfast, I got up moving Jaspers head onto the bed so he wouldn't wake up. I tiptoed into the kitchen. Opening the fridge I noticed that we needed milk, eggs, bread, and pancake mix.

I tip-toed back into Jasper and I's room, grabbing my towel I took a shower I made sure to remain quiet so Jasper wouldn't wake up. Don't get me wrong I love shower sex, but Jasper is dominating when I leave without telling him.

I could feel his cock when it throbs through my-

Oh shit! I need to hurry up here I was thinking about fucking Jasper in the shower. I quickly and thoroughly washed myself before I got out of the shower.

I stumbled into the room and tripped onto the bed landing on top of Jasper. Luckily he only stirred instead of waking up. I quickly pulled on some light blue skinny jeans with a scarlet long sleeve top and some slouch boots.

I grabbed the car keys, phone and wallet before running out of the apartment.

Jasper pov.

I swear to god I just heard a door slam. I immediately reached over to my right side hoping to find Bella but I found a cold spot instead. I looked over to see the bathroom door closed. I got up out of bed readjusting myself in the process. I walked into the bathroom and did my business while checking the shower for signs of Bella.

It was still warm in there and it was wet meaning she couldn't have gone far. I decided to make something to eat and as I looked in the fridge I found no note, no food, and no Bella.

Goddamnit! When will that girl get that she has to leave a note. I worry. Emmett came out of his room with an apple in his hands, he yawned very loudly before scratching his ass and putting the apple in his pants.

I chuckled "Is that what you've been fucking Rosalie with."

He gave me a very childish grin "No my balls are warm and I fuck Rosalie with my enormous titan sized co-"

"Emmett be quiet!" Edward or came out of his room. I smirked while chuckling.

"How's Alice?"

Edward gave a cocky grin before saying "Thoroughly fucked, how's Bella?"

My smirk slipped off my face "I don't know, she wasn't in our room when I woke up I think she went out."

Emmett's eyes bugged out "Again?"

I rolled my eyes "Yes Emmett again."

Edward started laughing "Well Jasper I don't really blame her, I mean her punishment is rough sex it's not really a punishment if you think about it. If I was Bella I would like that punishment to."

"Edward is there something you need to tell us, do you have a man crush on Jazzy?" Emmett said

Edward rolled his eyes "No I do not have a man crush."

I thought about what Edward said for a minute, and it turns out Edward was right; well then she'll just have to accept that she won't be getting any tonight….if I can last that long.

Bella pov.

Right now I was in the checkout line when a little boy with blond curls came up to me, immediately making me think of Jasper. I really miss him.

He shyly walked over to me. I crouched myself down to his level "Hi little guy I'm Bella what's your name?"

He shuffled his feet "My name's Jack, and I think you're really pretty." He was now biting on his lower lip.

"Awww you're a lil' cutie."

He beamed at me "My mommy says that to." Jack said while shuffling his feet.

Suddenly Jack's mother came by and picked him up, he waved bye to me as he was waving from the store.

Emmett's pov

I was using the bathroom when I saw there was a whole new roll of toilet tissue. Then I remembered the apple in my pants, my balls really were warm I had to do something to cool them down, but then I got another idea.

I unrolled the toilet tissue and wrapped it around my apple while throwing it into the toilet.

The toilet made gurgling sounds as it flushed and soon water was filling up the toilet, it was now overflowing in the toilet.

I reached my hand into the toilet to take out the tissue but it was too late. Rosalie's going to kill me.

Bella pov.

I lugged in all of the bags while I set everything on the counter.

I was mixing everything in a bowl for the pancakes 6 minutes later and I felt Jaspers arms come around my waist.

His fresh break was going down my neck causing chills to appear on my body.

"Naughty girl you were supposed to leave a note." He said kissing down the veins in my neck.

"S-s-sorry." I managed to stutter out.

It was then that I remembered the pancakes and eggs, the eggs were now burnt to a crisp so I had to throw them out. I then turned around to glare at Jasper "It's your fault."

He just trailed his fingertips down my arms while gently brushing across the underside of my breasts.

"If the eggs were burning you should have been watching them." He said with a smirk

I was about to lean in and kiss him but I heard a huge boom. Emmett then came running out of he and Rosalie's room, with shit all over him.

Rosalie then came out spotlessly clean running after Emmett with her Gucci purse.

Jasper went to inspect their room and when he came back out he said "Rosalie's toilet is overflowing with shit, and the toilet isn't stopping." He said with an amused grin.

My eyes bugged out of my head and I ran to get my stuff. Grabbing the stuff I would need I then ran out the apartment Jasper laughing behind me. Two minutes later Edward and Alice came running out to.

We all turned our glares to Emmett who was clutching a teddy bear close to his chest.

"Don't worry Mr. teddy I won't let you get wet it's all gonna be al-"

"Emmett what the hell happened?"Rosalie screamed.

"Well you see what had happened was…..the aliens came and uhhhh decided to use our bathroom to conduct and experiment and-"

Jasper rolled his eyes "What really happened Emmett?"

Emmett looked down sheepishly "I wanted to see how many tissues the toilet could take so I stuffed a roll in after taking a shit and….."

"Emmett you do know that you are covered in your own shit right?"

He looked down and glared "Well I didn't notice it until now, and Mr. Teddy is all covered in shit now."

30 minutes later.

We almost had to evacuate our building but thankfully they only had to pull up the carpet so our apartment would be safe, the bad part was that Rosalie and Emmett didn't have a bathroom for the next two weeks.

Apparently Emmett threw an apple wrapped in tissue down the drain, he and Rosalie were now taking a long walk.

The other good news (for Jasper) was that Jasper and I were leaving for Texas tomorrow.

Once we were able to go inside the apartment I walked into my bedroom and laid down on the bed. Jasper soon followed and he climbed onto the bed with me with a gleam in his eye.

I gulped while biting my lip.

Jasper groaned "Bella don' do that."

I climbed my way over to him and his eyes widened. He began panting heavily "Bella what are you doing?"

I made my way over to him and climbed on top of him, I skimmed my nose across his neck and tangled my fingers in his hair.

He grabbed my ass and started to grind into my center causing me to gasp in pleasure. I rocked my hips against him while he groaned in my ear. He moved his hand under my shirt and was about to take the clasp of my bra off when Emmett came in.

"Ewwwwww my virgin eyes, Bella what about Mr. Teddy if he was in here he would be horrified!" He shouted while looking at Jasper.

Jasper came to his senses and pulled his hands off of my ass. He groaned "Emmett, get out."

"No Jasper, you aren't following the plan." Emmett huffed.

Jasper sighed and pouted like a five year old, while I kissed the tip of his nose.

I heard the door close behind me and Jasper sighed while pushing me off of him. To say I was confused was an understatement.

"What's wrong."

"You left me, again and apparently sex is not a punishment so instead of sex you get nothing today."

I groaned "But Jasper-"

He smiled "Nope but it's nice to know that you would beg for it." he said while walking out of the room.

I was horny and sad, I left for no reason at all now, and on top of that no sex for me…ugh I was getting as bad as Jasper (shudder).

I quickly grabbed the 'emergency box' under my bed. Alice had given it to me last Christmas. I opened the box and there was my new best friend my blue vibrator, without batteries.

I rummaged through my drawers for a battery and I found nothing until I remembered the pack in the living room.

I quickly ran out the door before anyone could see me and dived into the living room. I ran to the battery pack and tucked two of the batteries inside of my bra. When I turned around Jasper was smirking.

"Watcha doin' Bella?"

"N-n-Nothing."

"It doesn't look like nothing, what are you hiding from me?" he asked squinting his eyes.

"I already said I'm not hiding anything." I said trying to move past Jasper.

He grabbed me by waist while hooking his index fingers into my belt loops. Pulling me closer to him he leaned into my ear and whispered "I found it."

My eyes shut "F-found what?"

He laughed "Your vibrator, were you trying to hide it from me."

I was suddenly feeling very cocky "Well if you're not gonna do it someone or something has to and I have more vibrators that's not my only one."

His eyes widened and his hands stopped hugging me so tightly against him, I used that moment to slip out of his grasp and wiggle my way free.

I ran into our room and locked the door. Jasper soon came after knocking on the door, while I fished out my other vibrator from Rosalie. It was at this moment that I thanked Rosalie and Alice for buying me so many vibrators as pranks.

I stripped off my clothing while slipping the batteries into the vibrator.

I decided to make this a little more interesting and masturbate against the door which Jasper was still attempting to open. When was he going to realize that it was locked?

I pressed my back against the door while turning on my battery operated buddy (bob), Jaspers pounding on the door became harder and I slipped the head along my slit while moaning.

"Bella open the damn door before I crash in, please I'm really hard."

My legs quivered "I-I'm r-r-r-really sorry bu-but I've already s-s-s-started." I said before pushing the whole entire vibrator inside of me.

I orgasmed within the next 5 minutes at the exact same moment that Jasper came into the door.

Luckily I backed away from the door, but as soon as I stepped away I landed on the floor because my knees were a little on the weak side at the moment.

The only bad part was that I forgot to turn the vibrator off and it was still inside of me when Jasper came into the room, luckily he pulled it out thought.

He was grumbling to himself, while I smiled.

"Can't do anything right…vibrator…stupid…..to sensitive….job."

I panted out a "What's wrong Jasper."

He whined out at me "Bella the whole point of the punishment is so that you don't orgasm. I should've checked for vibrators, Emmett said that every girl had a stash."

I laughed while Jasper pouted. He seemed to be doing that a lot today.

I got out of the bed to go and take a shower.

1 hour later.

I was clean, in my pajamas, and feeling good. Jasper came out with our bags and placed them by the door while I groaned he looked up at me and groaned.

"Must you wear that one."

I grinned at him Rosalie and Alice had also bought me some pajamas.

"Must you flaunt that were leaving for Texas around me."

He frowned "I thought that you wanted to go."

"I do I'm just… nevermind"

"Your just what?"

"Forget it."

He dropped the subject and a few minutes later we heard the door slam. I sniffed into the air and ran out of the door until Jasper grabbed me around the waist while flinging me back onto the bed.

I jumped up again and ran out into the hallway screaming "Chinese!"

I heard laughs around me while I looked for my order before Alice came in and attacked me, I could almost taste the shrimp fried rice on my tongue.

Unluckily for me Alice came in and took a huge serving out of the rice. I was about to jump her but then I remembered that she was pregnant and I could get in trouble for jumping her.

At least I got my food. Two minutes later I was sitting on the couch eating my food when I felt Jasper's arm go around me shakily, I looked up to see that he was still laughing.

"What?" I said with my mouth full.

"You and Chinese food, I'm pretty sure you would have run out of our room naked."

I thought about it "I would have grabbed a towel first."

That sent everyone into laughter around me. I really didn't get the joke but after eating I was getting sleepy so I leaned against Jasper's arm while drifting off to sleep.

AN:/ Is everybody ready for Texas because all that's left is the plane ride there! Okey-dokey this time I wanna thank Taylor 513, Stashio (my number one reviewer), and briana62.

Ps: Is anyone besides me pissed off about Brandy getting kicked off of Dancing with the Stars?

Alrighty well that's all for this week I hope that you guys enjoyed it! =p

Luv u guys, heartbond

PS: Okey dokey just one more message, you guys have to read this story called: Not Much Of A Lady by Stashio it's an awesome story =p.