A/N: Everyone go read some BurnNoticeNCIS78 fanfics! They're awesome! Some of them made me cry! I had too many feels going through me. lol.

While the three were at school, Tony, Sam, and Brad set up the house for Kate's birthday. "Thanks for helping guys." Tony said as they finished. Tony had called them for some extra help.

"Oh Tony, it's not a problem. We would have had sex all day if you didn't ask us to help." Sam joked.

"Don't tell him that." Brad squeezed her sides and made her squirm. She began to laugh.

"Stop!" Sam exclaimed. Brad stopped tickling her. Sam turned and gave him a peck on the lips.

"Tony." Ziva called from the kitchen. Tony walked in the kitchen.

"What's up?"

"Can you change my bandage?"

"Yeah. Uh do you think you can walk soon?"

"I can try right now if you want." Ziva got up and walked around. "This feels so good!" Ziva smiled. Tony walked over to her and hugged her.

"I'm glad." Tony kissed her cheek. "Can you cook? The kids don't like it when I cook." Tony joked and made Ziva laugh.

"Yes Tony, I'll cook." Ziva smiled. "Don't worry."

"I'm not." Tony kissed her. Tony bulled away, "What are you cooking?"

Sam overheard and ran into the kitchen, "I'll cook! I wanna cook!"

Tony and Ziva laughed. "Okay." Tony had let her cook. Sam jumped in the air and punched the air with her fist.

"Yes!"

Brad came walking in the kitchen. "What's going on in here?" Brad walked up behind Sam and hugged her. He tried to pick her up but realized that he was getting old to do that. "Ow my back." Sam turned around.

"That's why you don't pick me up anymore."

"I know but-"

"No buts. You don't pick me up anymore. Now turn around and take your shirt off." Sam ordered.

"Yes ma'am." Brad followed her order and turned around and took off his shirt.

"Where does it hurt?" Sam questioned. Brad pointed to his lower back. Sam cracked her knuckles and shook them out. She placed her hands on his lower back. Sam began to work out the knot in his muscles. Brad began to moan.

"That feels so good." Brad threw his head back. Ziva and Tony looked at each other.

"Well, I think Ziva and I will let you two be." Tony walked out of the kitchen with Ziva. They sat down on the couch in the living room when they got there and Tony put his arm around Ziva and she snuggled into his embrace.

Sam and Brad came in a couple minutes later. "What do you want me to cook?"

"Poppy seed chicken. Make like two or three pans of it."

"Would you like to help?"

"Sure. Drive to the store. We need the ingredients for it."

"Okay." Sam turned to Brad. "Can I have the keys?"

"Yeah here." Brad dug through his pockets and found the keys. He threw them in her direction.

"Thanks honey." Sam smiled. "I'll be back. Don't lift anything heavy." Sam turned to Tony. "Make sure he doesn't lift anything heavy."

"The only thing he'll be lifting is the popcorn bowl and the remote." Tony looked in Brad's direction. He had a mouth full of popcorn and had the remote in his hand. Sam looked in his direction and smiled. She walked over to him and kissed his cheek.

"Thanks Tony. Bye Brad."

"Bye." Was all Brad could get out.

Sam laughed and left with Ziva. "Bye Tony."

"Bye Zi."

And the two girls were gone. Sam helped Ziva in the car. "Okay, Harris Teeters here we come. Lets get some wine while we're there."

"You're buying the wine and I'll buy the chicken, sour cream, cream of chicken soup, poppy seeds, onions, and Ritz crackers."

"So you'll buy the ingredients and I'll bye the alcohol."

"Yeah pretty much."

"Sounds like a plan." Sam pulled in the parking lot and got out of the car. She walked around to the passenger's side and helped Ziva.

"Thanks." Ziva said once she got on her feet. "You are very helpful."

"It's not a problem." Sam held Ziva up until he got her balance. "You good Ziva?"

"Yeah. Just get a cart. I'll push it."

"Okay." Sam walked over to get a cart and Ziva followed her. "Here ya go."

"Do you want to split up and meet back at the car or just stay together?"

"We can stay together. I don't think Tony would like it if we split up with you being shot and all."

"Sam, I can walk. I am perfectly fine. Trust me."

"If you say so but it would make me feel better if we stayed together." Sam's phone began to ring. She pulled it out and read the caller ID. It was their son, Brad. "Shouldn't you be in school?"

"It's 2:30. Where are you and dad?"

"Take Gerard and go to nana's house."

"Why?"

"Because I'm with her. Your dad and grandfather should be there. I'll call them and let them know."

"Where are you?"

"At the store with nana because we're getting ingredients for poppy seed chicken."

"Okay." Sam heard his voices in the background. "Gerard lets go. We have to go to nana and poppy's house."

"I'm hanging up now. Bye." Sam hung up and turned to Ziva. "He means well, I just hoped that he would have waited to make me a grandmother."

"Now you know how I felt when you told be you were pregnant with Brad."

"Yeah but I'm not your real daughter."

"True but Kate is exactly like you when you were 17."

"How?"

"She dresses like you did. She has a boyfriend. Wait, why don't you wear skinny jeans and super hero t-shirts anymore?"

"I needed a new look and Brad likes the sexy NCIS special agent, I am. So yeah. And it's not professional."

"Yeah, I know." Ziva said. They walked around the store and got what they needed. They checked out and went back to the house. While they were walking around Sam called Brad, her husband, and told him that Brad and Gerard were on their way over. Sam and Ziva got back to the house and saw a bunch of cars in front of the house. "Guess they got here early. I was expecting Gibbs, Jenny, Jimmy, Breena, Tim, Abby, Tim Jr. and Jimmy and Breena's daughter, Abby. Oh and you guys but you were already there. Whatever, lets cook." They got out of the car and carried the bags in the house. They walked in and found Jimmy daughter and Tim's son making out in the corner. Ziva walked up to both Jimmy and McGee. "You know your kids are making out in the corner?"

"Yeah. Ziva, Tim and Abby are dating."

Ziva chuckled. "Did you name her after our Abby?"

"No. My sister's name is Abigail so Breena and I named her Abigail." Palmer caught something out of the corner of his eye. "Excuse me but I have to kick Tim's son's ass."

"What, why?" Ziva turned around and found the two going to second. "Oh. Good luck." Ziva walked away briskly and into the kitchen. Sam, Abby, Breena, and Jenny were in there. "Jenny!" Ziva walked over to her and hugged her. Abby joined in. Sam backed away. "Oh no you don't. Get in here Sam." Ziva pulled Sam into the group hug.

"Yay a group hug." Tony said from the doorway. He joined in too.

"Tony, you do realize that it's only the girls here." Ziva said as she let go of everyone.

"I know. I'll just go." Tony sighed and started to walk away.

"Come back." Ziva tugged on his arm and pulled him in for a kiss. Ziva pulled away. "I'm sorry. Wait do you know were Tony is?"

"Basement with C.J, Kate, Chris, Jake, and Jess."

"Get them all for me please?"

"Yes ma'am." Tony turned and went down the basement.

"Ziva, I thought you don't like being called ma'am."

"Well, when Tony says it to me, he usually wants sex so I let him call me ma'am."

"Ew." Kate said from behind them. She was with Tony, C.J, Chris, Jake, and Jess. "That's disgusting mom."

"Mom, what do you want?"

Ziva turned around. "Which one of you is Chris?" She pointed to Jake and Chris. Jake and Chris looked at each other. Chris stepped forward. He was wearing a white v-neck t-shirt, a purple zip-up sweatshirt, denim jeans, and converse.

"Hi Mrs. DiNozzo, I'm Chris." Chris held out his hand for Ziva to shake.

"Hi Chris. I'm Tony, C.J and Kate's mom." Ziva inspected him. "Do you like my son?"

"Of course! I would do anything for him."

"Good. Now, Jess, come here." Chris stepped back in the line of kids. Jess stepped out. "Hi, you can call me Mrs. DiNozzo." Sam, Jenny, Breena and Abby were tying to suppress their laughs the entire time. "Do you like my son?"

"Yes. Mrs. DiNozzo, I do. I like him very much. He makes me very happy."

"Good answer. Now last but not least, Jake, come here."

"Okay." Jake stepped forward. "Hi Mrs. DiNozzo. I'm Jake. I like your daughter very much. I promise not to hurt her. Ever. And if I do, you have permission to kick my ass."

"Well it's good to know but I wasn't going to ask if you liked her. She talks to me I know you like her. What I was going to was, do you have good intentions with my daughter?"

"What do you mean?"

"Well, are you going out with her just to lead her on and eventually have sex with her?"

"Mom!" Kate exclaimed. "Isn't this dad's job to question my boyfriends?"

Sam chimed in, "You would think so, but no. Ziva would always question Brad."

"Why did you just call her Ziva?" Kate question and C.J and Tony gave her questioning looks.

"Well she adopted me. I'm not her real daughter."

"What?!" The three exclaimed

A/N: Gonna go see Silver Linings Playbook with the family now bye! Jennifer Lawrence is so good as katniss in the hunger games! She on my top 5 favorite actress list.

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