I woke up the next morning to be face to face with Indigo and Shadow on the other side of her, glaring at us. I looked at her with a dazed expression.
"What the -" I began
"Who invited you to this threesome?" she asked with a straight face. I couldn't see Shadow's reaction but it may have been similar to mine.
" O.o WHA?" I exclaimed.
"Fine fine. It's ok with me but ask Shadow, after all he is the guy here" she giggled. I sat up slowly and kept eye contact with her. She sat up too and went to say something when I slapped her.
"Who and WHAT was promised to you?" I asked annoyed.
"Knuckles. Park" she mumbled rubbing her cheek. I huffed and jumped out of bed.
"Jeez someone musta slept on the wrong side of the bed...or did you two go to sleep unhappy?" joked Indie to Shadow who gave her a death glare. She yelped and scattered out of the room.
After getting dressed I skipped into the kitchen and pulled out some cereal. I plopped into a chair and started to eat. Rogue came in and grabbed a fruit bowl and fork. We ate in silence.
"How you doin hun?" I asked gently.
"Good, why? Do I look not OK?" she asked nonchalantly. I shrugged.
"Just checking" I said lightly. When we had finished and washed our utensils we were dragged by Sonic and Tails outside.
"The quicker we leave the sooner she'll stop whining" grunted Sonic. Amy came prancing out shouting something about sight seeing.
"WHIST!" I screamed, shushing her instantly. We headed to the park and were shocked by how busy it was.
"What's going on?" asked Tails.
"No idea. C'mon! Let's find out" said Sonic dashing off. We pushed our way through the crowd and our jaws dropped.
"A grappling competition?" I gasped. A ring was set up and people were locking up, looking for openings to throw their opponents to the floor.
"Knuckiiiiieee, will you enter?" asked Indigo sweetly. He stammered for a minute before shutting his trap and nodding.
Eh..we all know how he handles things '^.^
"Here is your winner! Congratulations! You've won coupons for the city's newest milkshake bar, Shake uh Steak" said the announcer. We congratuated Knuckles and turned around as him and Indie shared some affection XD. We then flicked through the coupon booklet and decided to go get a milkshake.
We were waiting patiently for our orders. I was down one end with Knuckles and Indigo. I was at the head of the table with them two facing each other so I was trapped listening to them. I sat quietly and watched my best friend flirt with her boyfriend. Oh how boring...goo goo eyes...holding hands under the table where I can STIIL see you...sneaky glances to see if I notice you FOOLS! I ranted and nearly snickered at my silly thoughts to drive myself silently insane..er. The waiter that was in a cow costume gave us our orders and nearly slipped as they walked away.
"Hehehe stupid cow" snickered Knuckles. My head snapped up. Oh shiiit I counted down. 3...2...1
"What was that?" asked Indie dangerously low.
"I was just laughing at the cow, it nearly slipped, I wasn't talking about you" explained Knuckles.
"COWS ARE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES! HOW DARE YOU CALL THE COW STUPID! I BET ITS VERY INTELLIGENT AND PRETTY! I can't believe you. I think we should just be friends" frowned Indigo angrily. (my friend always has this argument when you insult cows or call someone a cow as insult XD ).
"WHAT? YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME OVER SOME IDIOT COW?" bellowed Knuckles. I sighed and took a long sip out of my milkshake.
"OH MY GOD! DID I NOT JUST TELL YOU COWS ARE PRETTY, SMART THINGS! TAKE BACK YOUR STATEMENT!" screamed Indigo. She got up and stormed out of the bar. Everybody sat there stunned. I closed my eyes.
"I should have known. I forgot the cow warning" I groaned. I got up and went to follow Indigo but noticed many people outside looking to the sky and pointing. I followed their glance and almost punched someone. Egghead was kidnapping my best friend by flying her over the city by a claw and she's afraid of heights! I called the gang outside and took off after Eggman with everyone else in hot pursuit.
We followed Eggie down through a valley and into his newest base. Hmm wonder how much his landowners charge him everytime he gets a new base and destroys the land I thought with amusement. We battled our way passed his robots and blah blah blah ran into him in a big hall.
"Hehe oh come for your friend? If you want her alive then give me your Chaos emeralds!" he ordered. Indigo looked petrified as a lazer was held to her temple. We threw our hands to the sky.
"Eggie don't!" I screeched. I looked at Indigo and realised she was too shocked to do anything. I tried our weird best friend telepathy. You have to slip away when he's distracted I thought with every fiber in my being. Her eyes lit up slightly and I turned my attention back to Eggman. I sauntered in the opposite direction to where Indigo was being kept, drawing Jiggly Butts attention.
"Hey!...Oh my Cookie! Have...Have you lost weight?" my eyes widened as I realised he actually was getting the slightest use out of his belt. He smirked.
"Nice try but that's not going to..." he trailed off as he realised Indigo had been saved by Knuckles and by the time he turned back we were all running through the unfarmiliar base.
"Quick! Pick a room, hide until we figure out a plan!" I shouted. We all dove into the nearest room which had a few cupboards in it. We sat down and started arguing over what to do.
"Vents!"
"Window"
"The way we came"
"MAKE A WAY".
I rolled my eyes and curiosly opened one of the cupboards. I stared at the contents, slammed it shut and fell to the floor in giggles. Everyone watched me and asked me repeatedly what I was laughing at. When I couldn't speak or respond Shadow walked over and lifted me to my feet by the scruff of my neck.
"*gasp* he...hahah...uhh...pant...oh...fudge...HA JIGGLY BUTT IS ON SLIM FAST!" I collapsed in tears from laughing. Shadow ripped open the cupboard to reveal lots and lots and lots of containers with Slim Fast milkshake powder. Silence. Then the room errupted with laughter. When we calmed down which took 10 minutes we wiped away the tears and staggered out the door. We amazingly just waltzed passed the security system, too giddy from what we saw and exited the building. Not one word was passed on our trek home, only the odd chuckle. Everybody was in high spirits when we reached the appartment block.
Knuckles and Indigo began to whisper for a bit before hugging and seperating. Indigo walked with us girls while Knuckles joined the boys.
"We're just friends now" she announced casually.
"Told you so" I said looking forward but Rogue knew I was speaking to her. Amy and Indigo looked about confused while Rogue smirked.
Back at the appartment the sun was setting as we all munched on random dishes we prepared seperately. I snatched a bag of oreos and dragged Indigo to her room.
"Break up night!" I cheered as I plopped onto bed and stared at the wall. Our tradition we made years ago was if we ever had a break up we would spend the night staring at a blank wall, eat biscuits and talk about the relationship and movies or other random crap.
"I don't regret it and yet I do...Do you think I over reacted?" she asked innocently. I stared at her.
"Indie...you broke up with him because he called someone in a cow costume stupid...OF COURSE YOU OVER REACTED" I exclaimed falling off the bed with a thump.
"Cows are beautiful...what have they ever done to you? Do you not think they're pretty?" she asked with watery eyes.
"Not the point. Cows are nice ok? But there was no reason to freak out the way you did" I lectured her. I gave her the lecture on over reacting and other things I could think of that I knew would never sink in, but hey it was worth banteringing about. She nodded listlessly as I finished on "try not to be a bi-polar bich next time". Of course I meant this in a light hearted way and that's what was so easy about our friendship. We insult eachother all the time and are like two peas in a pod! She stood up.
"I see. Thanks ~~~" she hugged me. "Oh by the way you're not allowed sleep in either of the two apparments tonight" she laughed. I looked at her like the mad person she is.
"Why?" I asked.
"Because I'm just suuuuch a bitch that I've decided you aren't allowed to be worthy of a bed tonight" she cackled locking her appartment door. I tried my one but it too was locked. I smirked. Two can play this game.
I lay down on the rotting floorboards and stared at the dingy ceiling. Night b*tch.
