A/N: As usual, thank you for the wonderful reviews! I apologize for the later-than-usual update, real life has been quite busy for me of late.
This next song is dedicated to Shawn Raven; keep up your awesome reviews mate! It's a parody of Lonely Island's "Like A Boss" and centers around a little argument between Anna and Elsa regarding how the kingdom is run. I slipped in a minor Mass Effect reference for the hell of it. Without further ado...
"Like A Queen"
Elsa was hard at work in her study filling out paperwork, writing communiqués, planning special events, looking over the day's itinerary, yadda yadda yadda. Such was the burden of being the Queen.
She let out a deep sigh as she flipped over one paper, only to have to read yet another lengthy document. Just another day in paradise.
Suddenly, there was a knock on her door, and before she could even ask who it was, the door burst open and in walked Princess Anna, grinning from ear to ear.
"Hey Elsa! You still working? Seriously? Have you even seen the sun today? It's such a beautiful day outside!"
She spun around once and spread her arms out in glee.
"Look, Anna, as much as I'd love to go outside today to enjoy the sun and all, I've got a lot of paperwork to read and sign and they aren't going to sign themselves. I've got a responsibility to this kingdom as Queen, one that I can't walk away from so easily, even if I wanted to."
Anna put her hands on her hips. "Listen up, sis, you are going to go out with me to town today. In fact, right now!"
Elsa glanced momentarily at the stack of papers on her desk, then turned back to her sister.
"Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some paperwork."
"You know, sis, you always say something like this most of the time when I want to spend some time with you! Can't you find even a few minutes of your time to hang out with me? Even for just five minutes?"
She stared at her sister with pleading eyes. "Please?"
Elsa sighed. "Alright... But first, got to write a couple more signatures, these particular documents are rather important..."
Anna folded her arms across her chest. "Fine, be that way, Elsa. You know what? Everything you always do here is so by the book. I mean, you are a good ruler and all, but everything you do when you are at work is sooooo boring... Seriously, it's like the total opposite of when you are having fun. It's almost like you are a totally different person!"
She glared at her sister and stepped closer to Elsa until they were nearly face-to-face, jabbing a thumb toward herself. "In fact, I bet that if I was the Queen, I'd do a much better job than you! Things would definitely be more fun, and the people of Arendelle would be enjoying themselves far more!"
Elsa's eyes flashed dangerously for just a moment, but she quickly regained her composure.
I think it's time that I teach Anna a little lesson.
Standing with her back ramrod straight, she put on her haughtiest expression and gazed down at the shorter girl, replying, "Very well then. I'd like to see you try. You get to be the Queen for one day. Good luck."
Anna looked as though she were about to retort, but her eyes widened when she processed her sister's words.
"Wait, what? You really mean it? I can be the Queen today?"
"Yes, you heard me right. You get to be Queen of Arendelle for the rest of the day."
Anna's eyes lit up. "Oh, heck yes! I'm the Queen now!"
"Alright then. So first off, Princess...I mean, Queen Anna, I'd like to know what you plan to do. I would like to evaluate your performance as monarch of our little kingdom."
"No problem, former Queen. It's the spare's time to shine!"
Elsa bit back a retort. "So you're in charge here, that fair to say?"
"Absolutely! I'm the Queen!"
"Well, then take us through a day in the life of 'the Queen'."
Anna's eyes were practically dancing with delight. "Sure, the first thing I'd do is...
Eat a chocolate (like a Queen)
Sit on my throne (like a Queen)
Lead the Council (like a Queen)
Make a holiday (like a Queen)
Direct servants (like a Queen)
My own theme song (like a Queen)
Party planning (like a Queen)
Full of energy (like a Queen)
Hang out with Kristoff (like a Queen)
Ride a reindeer (like a Queen)
Bike down the halls (like a Queen)
Slide down stairs (like a Queen)
Talk to paintings (like a Queen)
Dance crazily (like a Queen)
But not with Weasel Dukes (like a Queen)
Drink hot chocolate (like a Queen)
Eternal Winter (like a Queen)
No more summer (like a Queen)
Throw a snowball (like a Queen)
Bag on Kristoff's lap (like a Queen)
Build a snowman (like a Queen)
Name him Olaf (like a Queen)
Oh haha, this is too crazy, I can't go on, sis!
Run away (like a Queen)
Punch Hans in the face (like a Queen)
Send him to the fjord (like a Queen)
Buy a new sleigh (like a Queen)
Kiss a troll (like a Queen)
Ice skating (like a Queen)
Confection day (like a Queen)
Pig out on truffles (like a Queen)
Cut all trade off (like a Queen)
Freeze out on the fjord (like a Queen)
Meet a handsome stranger (like a Queen)
Propose to him (like a Queen)
Enjoy a sauna (like a Queen)
Wander 'round town (like a Queen)
Crash into a horse (like a Queen)
Now I'm wet (like a Queen)!"
"Uh huh. So that's an...average day for you then, and you're planning to get it all done today?" Elsa inquired.
"No question!"
"You said you'll punch Hans in the face again even though he's not even here in Arendelle anymore? And freeze out on the fjord? I'm getting a strong sense of déjà vu."
Anna's face remained serious. "Oh yeah."
"And at some point you mentioned meeting a handsome stranger and marrying him? Have you not learned anything, Anna?"
"Nope. I didn't say that. Why would I?"
"Pretty sure you said it, sis."
"Nah, that definitely isn't me."
"Alright, this was quite an eye-opening conversation, I must say. I'm not sure you're quite ready for the big leagues yet, Anna."
"But I'm the Queen."
"Yeah, I know, I got it. You must've said it over a hundred times now."
"I'm the Queen."
Elsa looked exasperated. "Geez, I heard you enough already!"
Anna burst into a fit of uncontrollable laughter.
After she recovered, she wiped away tears of laughter and said, "Don't worry, Elsa, I never really meant it when I said I wanted to be the Queen! I know how seriously you take your job and I promise that I have no intention of taking your place. As you probably figured out already, I'll probably find countless ways to royally screw up!"
Elsa unsuccessfully attempted to stifle a giggle. "That's fine, sis. I never meant it either when I said you could take my place as Queen. But I admit that I would be thoroughly entertained by any attempt you make at running this kingdom for even a day. I'm sure the Council and the entirety of Arendelle would be beside themselves."
"Yeah, it was fun thinking of all the things I could do as sole ruler of Arendelle. Say, Elsa, why don't we both raid the pantry for some tasty truffles? Like a Queen!"
"Of course we can," Elsa replied, a wide smile playing on her face.
The sisters embraced and laughed, then headed out the door together, hand in hand.
A/N: This was undoubtedly one of the most amusing parodies to write. Thanks again Shawn, for your awesome request! As you guys can see, while the tone of this particular short is over-the-top funny, it's got its own sisterly bonding moments. Considering the seriousness of the past few parodies, we certainly could use another humorous parody to lighten the mood. :D
P.S. For those who didn't get the Mass Effect ref, you can see it here: watch?v=KjCO0thvlNY