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The Curious Tale Of My Curiosity.
Chapter 26.
I was in kitchen heaven. Bowls, frying pans, measuring utensils, and cutlery littered the counter tops as I simultaneously checked on the waffles while stuffing my face with some potato chips I had found in the cupboard above the sink.
Edward was flipping pancakes, half of them not even making it to the plate as he ate them. I finished the cookie dough, my tastebuds dying and going to heaven as sweet, sugary, doughy goodness hit my tongue.
By the time Angela and Alice appeared from wherever they had been, we were half way through gorging ourselves on drowned pancakes and waffles topped with cookie dough and chocolate syrup.
I swear I could feel my teeth tingling from the sugar overload, but I was too hungry to care about the cavities I was no doubt giving myself.
"Holy shit! This is liking watching those eating contests. Are they actually swallowing?" Angela commented.
Edward flipped her off before going back to his plate.
"There may be a little extra if you hurry," I mumbled with my mouth full, and it wasn't long until we were all gathered around the counter, stuffing our faces.
"Fuck, Bella! If I knew you could cook like this, I would have made Edward grow a pair months ago," Angela groaned around a mouthful of food. "This is like an orgasm on a plate!"
"I doubt the waffles are stimulating your body with arousal," Alice piqued up, pushing her glasses up her nose. "And if indeed you do believe that food can duplicate the pheromones your body produces when aroused then I fear that you were dropped one to many times as a child."
Edward snickered. "Now that is what you call an Alice burn," he told me. "It almost doesn't sound like an insult when she confuses you with her smartness."
I snorted. "I think my brain has shut down. All that weed is messing with my head," I said since the only thing that had come to mind after Alice's little speech was "huh?"
"You'll get used to it. I've been wrecking my brain cells for years, but I've managed to uphold the air of intelligence," Edward placated me.
"Sure you do," Angela muttered sarcastically.
"Go fuck a duck," Edward retorted, causing me to dissolve into laughter.
"That's just disgusting," Angela sneered.
"So's your face," he quipped back.
I shook my head at their sibling banter, wondering if I could ever get used to be at least a little part of this strange family.
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