The Crooked Knife
By CKBarGuy and BrownEyedBluez
We don't own Twilight. We may have saved all our movie ticket stubs.
Chapter 26
1/7 to 1/8 chat
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BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy night, Edward. x
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Good night Bella. x
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy oh, a hot shower sounds fabulous. sweet dreams!
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Bella I wish you sweet dreams. I am going to have a shower now. I will chat with you soon. x
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy um, i just adore a man who knows how to use his hands.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Very nice neighbourhood love. Good luck with that!
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy sure! they want me to call tomorrow & set up a meeting. Madison is an ok neighborhood, right?
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez I think you might enjoy it if I taught you, I do it all by hand and theres a lot of kneeding involved.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez That's great Bella! Are you going to ring them back?
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy i know how to bake bread.
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy no, some guy wants piano lessons for his kids.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez As I will show you have to bake bread.
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy there's porn, & then there's porn. i'll show you, promise.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez I dont know that many people in NY love, why you thinking about moving out of the village?
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy know anybody on Madison Avenue besides em when he's cheating at monopoly?
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez porn is porn love.
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy ok, we're gonna hafta sit down & go over this porn thing. i think your idea of porn is not the same as mine.
BrownEyedBluez
Emmetthellyeah hell. o, em
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez That could be someones sister or mother, you realize that right?
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez I dont need porn love. x
Emmetthellyeah
BrownEyedBluez Bella-rina dont b that way. Whats up girlie. I miss you like fucking crazy and now ur talking to Eddie? WTF?
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy if you're good, i'll think about sharing.
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy hey calvin - fyi - don't fuck with a girl's porn. mmmk?
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez alright.
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy hang on
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez I might have to have a talk with this Angela person. You could tell her you don't require her porn anymore.
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy ther's more - not done. junk, school, bank. fml.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Lol! I meant the ones not from Em or porn from Angela.
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy angela always sends me porn. it's what we do.
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy aaand that's how you get a virus! geez! i nearly caught TP's disease today already!
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Why is Angela sending you porn?
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Sorry love. x
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy junk. letter from my mom. porn from angela, junk, junk.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez It will be alright. Just open the ones you don't know who they are from.
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy i wisj you were here so yiu could hold it for real
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Hmm interesting.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez (holds hand) now open your email.
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy *sigh* please?
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Why, you never know if there is good news. Think positive. Do you need me to hold your hand again?
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy :) and that would make me a cougar. ^-_-^
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy after today, i don't even want to check my email.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez I'm trying to ignore him, but I have to say his silence might frighten me a bit.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez I think you would make a really cute piano teacher. I wish you would have been mine.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez What about teaching, you didnt hear anything back from leaving your cards?
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy aw shit!
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy besides beat my head against a wall? nope
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Check your at replies. Sorry love. x
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez he's here.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Have you thought anymore about what your going to do?
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy em? i blocked that account!
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy wait, what?
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Jesus Bella!
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy I want to see you play, too.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez There went the peace and quiet we had. It was fun while it lasted. Em has found us. Shite!
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy i mean, i don't know if i could pull off playing pole-dancing music while wearing a leather bikini
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez I would love to see you play.
Emmetthellyeah
BrownEyedBluez !
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy so would you?
Emmetthellyeah
CKBarGuy BrownEyedBluez See that right there makes you a pussy. bella-rina is used to my ways right b?
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy i didn'y feed you again! bad bella!
CKBarGuy
Emmetthellyeah BrownEyedBluez Really Em, you know there is a lady present.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez sorry ran to the kitchen.
Emmetthellyeah
CKBarGuy BrownEyedBluez Dude your such a pussy!
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy Edward
Emmetthellyeah
BrownEyedBluez hey beautiful how the fuck are you bella-rina!
Emmetthellyeah
Hello twitter!
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy so if i had taken that job today, would you have come to seee me play?
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy it's very quiet here.
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy maybe
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Im sure you mean in length, and not width.
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy who said i was watching tellu?
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy that would be about as big as my thigh
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Am I going to have to come back over and lock up the telly cabinet love?
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy it;s beautiful, btw.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez You sure 11" wouldn't be too big for you love, you are really petite.
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy sounds just about right.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez It's about 11 inches love. Too big?
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy i mean, i think i's have seen a little bit of it last night, right?
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez You were on my back love there was no way to notice from there.
CKBarGuy
browneyedbluez Here's a pic. /3o0j7c (Edward's tattoo)
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy well it can't be tyhat big, or i'm sure i'd have nioticed by now
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Sometimes I have to do some adjusting, but in the end I'm still able to hide it.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez With the right clothing it can be hid quite well.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez I mean I haven't had any complaints about it.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Big enough.
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy how big is it?
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy nope, lucky guess, you 2 being such close mates & all.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez You sure you haven't seen it?
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy why would i have seen jazz' tattoo? i didn't know he had one. is it on his right arm?
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez It is. I'll show it to you someday. Jazz has the same one, have you seen his?
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy yours is on your arm... i still haven't seen it properly.
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy i know, now! Sort of assumed Pumps meant it used to be a firehouse or somthing. i know better!
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy i really had to scroll back to see wtf you meant by thst
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez I'm sure I could come up with something it's the where I'm having problems with
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez You told me you were going to Grant St. it's a big street love.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez So now what?
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Depends on where you plan on sitting.
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy you seem awfully interested in that tattoo. what & where would you suggest?
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy i did. sort of. i didn't know it was a strip joint!
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy seriously, i think the boots would have gotten me the job, if they hadn't wanted the rest of me in less.
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy so you're going to give me buttery nipples the next time i ask for them?
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Tattoo? Where and of what?
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Better?
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Lets try this again, just thinking about you going there alone to a place like that, I wish you would have told me.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Sorry love but just thinking of you in a place like that with those boots on, yay.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Still not the same.
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy please don't remind me of that place. i wasn't sure i was going to get out alive, or at least without a tattoo & a $5 in my bra
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy and trust me, as naughty s i'm being tonight, you can probably hear my blush!
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Not the same.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Replace water with buttery nipples and I will make it a point to keep your hair out of your face all night.
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy close your beautiful green eyes. i bet you can see my eyes & my smile now.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez I wish I could've gone with you to Pumps today. Sounds interesting. Might have to get Em a gift card for there for his bday!
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy hmm, green eyes & buttery nipples. i like that visual...
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Well you would actually have to come sit there and find out.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez I can't see you on here, I cant see your smile, your blush, or your eyes.
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy depends on what the view is like from the bar, cuz it's very nice from the sofa
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez That might be because you have no taste. First buttery nipples then green eyes. Im telling you brown is the new pink. lol
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy I can talk to jazz at the bar, i'd rather talk to you on here. it's so much cozier.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Actions speak louder than words. Just joking. Next time your sitting at the bar, alright?
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy brown is meh. green is really pretty, esp with auburn hair. I like that a lot
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Thats a shame Im fond of brown these days.
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy read the feed...
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Do you need me to have Jazz friend you on here, so you both can chat?
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy i actually prefer green eyes.
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy here's lil bit of trivia that l bet you didn't know about me...
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy x
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy Edward
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Bella.
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy yes. Jazz Baby has Blue Eyes.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Blue eyes?
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy who? oh, you mean Blue Eyes?
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Did you enjoy yourself tonight, flirting with Jazz?
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy MINE! aren't they pretty? :)
CKBarGuy
browneyedbluez Look familiar? /3o0386 (Bella's boots)
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy O.O giddyup!
CKBarGuy
browneyedbluez much better. /3o01kg (sexy Nike boots)
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy piss on them? yes, please
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy actually, i wouldn't wear those
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy cuz i KNOW i'd remember that!
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Bella seriously? They were so ugly, your taking the piss yay?
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy i know it says 'tickling', but i straight up read 'licking', & i was wtf?
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Yes or there will be no more piggyback rides for you.
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy i may have swooned at the pic. just a little.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez You shouldnt have kept tickling me.
CKBarGuy
/3nzzfu (nike boots)
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy must i? *POUTS*
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy i must weigh something, since i kept slipping & you kept having to adjust me.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Bella behave.
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy do nikes come in 3 0r 4 inches?
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy hmm. i thought you liked my boots?
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez I cant have that, now can I?
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Bella you weigh next to nothing. There was no way you were walking without killing yourself in those boots.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Maybe we could go shoe shopping this weekend. Get you a nice pair of Nikes.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Stallion eh? I think you should retire those boots love.
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy i didn't really mean for you to carry me!
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy My chariot was lovely, as was the stallion.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez As requested, I am home. Was your chariot to your satisfactory?
xx
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Grab your coat. I'll be right back. x
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy you may have to carry me... :)
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Since you won't come sit with me, can I walk you home?
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez it's 4 love.
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy my watch says 5...
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy c. r. e. e. p.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez 8 minutes and counting. x
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Are you one of those "creepers" I've heard about roaming my beautiful city?
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy have i mentioned how much i like to watch you wash glasses?
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez Bella if you don't your arse over to the bar I'm going to start serving you loo water. x
xx
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy on my way to CK. I don't care what you're pouring, as long as it's tall & strong!
xx
BrownEyedBluez
Sweet Jesus, get me out of here!
xx
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy grand st.
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez good luck with that Brooklyn? That's quite a way to go, where's it at?
BrownEyedBluez
CKBarGuy they called! i'm heading out in a bit. audition in brooklyn at 3:30. :) cross your fingers!
CKBarGuy
BrownEyedBluez I'm walking to grab a tea. Hope you hear something about the audition.
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