Thirtyone Days of May

by AirKnitter

Wolf and Yuuri get sucked to Earth and are stuck there for the month of May. What will they do? A series of Drabbles for the whole month updated daily. A challenge response. Join in! Read and review.

26. Chapter 26

Thirty-one Days of May

Chapter 26

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a/n: Today's chapter is written by myself and my friend Usa who is doing her best to distract me. Her word for the day is moon.

May 25

Wolfram and Yuuri were sitting out back as the sun set in the west, as the moon rose above the horizon and it was big and full. Shouma had grilled outside on the patio and they ate on newly replaced lawn furniture. The yard had been fixed from the earthquake, as far as anybody knew, it had traumatized poor Wolf.

"Why is the moon much bigger here than back home?" Wolf asked more out of boredom than want of knowledge.

"Well you see Wolfram, when a mommy kitty and a daddy kitty love each other very much, they stop asking me pointless questions." Yuuri said shortly.

Wolf just looked at him like he lost his ever loving mind. He was scratching his neck, leaving red welts behind that looked very angry.

"Hey, Yuuri? My name is Yuuri too. Let's go to the Yuuri and get some Yuuri for the Yuuri." his neck was swelling a bit and hives were covering his face.

He fell out of his chair, clutching at his throat. Before he passed out, he pulled his fiancée down close to him, and Wolf leaned down to catch his last words, "CONSTANTINOPLE!" then he passed smooth out, leaving the blonde to gape at him with confused anger.

"Con-con-CONSTANINOPLE?" he screeched in in utter anguish. "Yuuri! Don't lick my laptop! Or my personal belongings!" I his delirious state, he fell out of his chair next to his brunette fiancé with swollen throat and hives covering every inch of pale skin.

"SHOUMA! The boys passed out! And I think they have the measles!" Miko yelled in fear for the two boys.

Later that night….

Yuuri and Wolfram were laying in separate beds in a semi private room with the curtains open to let in the moon light.

"Yuuri, why is the moon brighter here than back home?"

"It's because of the werewolves. They decided to keep it as far away as possible so they don't lose their minds over it."

"Oh. Goodnight, moon."

This chapter was fun to write. Let me know how you liked it. I needed to try to break up the mushy monotony of romance, cause it's supposed to be funny. The weirdness is from Wolfram von Bielefeld. Read her stuff. It's funny too. Except for one of them. It's sad. Oh well, read it anyways.