Mira Sees All
Talk Time: Hey guys today I'm replacing the fan of the week with a talk time because I have something really important to talk about. From March 8-18th I'm going on a trip to Europe! I'll still be writing Mira Sees All chapters but the internet situation is what I'm most concerned about. I'm going to try my best to upload on time, but if there's no internet then the chapter may be a day or so late. Soooory! But at least I'll be getting great writing inspiration from the trip! I'll give you a hint of one of the places I'll be visiting….Bonjour mes amies! Je vous aime tous!
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Conversation 26: Master and Erza
(Master is normal –Erza is bolded)
Don't worry Master, I'm sure it's not as bad as you think…!
THEESE BRATS COULDN'T EVEN BEHAVE FOR ONE DAY!
Well maybe the interviewer had fun!? You don't know it'll be a bad article…
Have you met these brats!?
…Look! It's here!
…I can't read it…
Let's get it over with fast…!
If the magic council doesn't already have it out for us they will if they read this!
Have hope master!
"…FairyTail, Guild or Mental facility…"
Well I guess it could have been worse…!
Just keep reading…
Okay…
"When first arriving at FairyTail everything seemed normal…until some pink haired guy threw a table in my face!"
…NATSU! THAT LITTLE BRAT! I'LL KILL HIM!
There's more!
"But at least the swelling went down slightly when I put ice on it…".
I guess it wasn't all bad!
I don't you should be celebrating so fast…
"Sorry, I meant swelling increased when I was the hit by a giant ICE LANCE!"
…GREY!
Don't worry Master! Let's just throw this out! We don't need to read the rest!
NO! -Continue, I need to know who gets PUNISHMENT!
Alright…
"While trying to compose myself I was harassed by a gigantic fool babbling about "MAN!""
…That's 3 brats to punish…!
I'll keep reading…
"Moving on, while trying to investigate rumors that lightening wizard Laxus had motion sickness MY HAND WAS TURNED TO STONE BY SOME BRUNETTE!"
THAT DAM EVERGREEN! ADD HER TO THE LIST!
There's still more Master…
"While interviewing some blonde, a particularly ANNOYING cow spirit thing kept insisting her body was his and I should back off!"
Well I can't punish a spirit but I can certainly punish Lucy!
It's true though…Taurus very annoying….
"After that disaster some long haired punk in a white suit started singing SHOBE DO BA! The sound BROKE my glasses!"
That man's songs are a disgrace to true performers like me! And that gag is soo old!
Speaking of gagging someone…!
"Then a flying cat appeared out of nowhere and dropped a barrel of fish on me while trying to give it to some white cat!"
…when will Happy Learn!?
Don't expect me to go easy on a cat!
"But worst of all! Perhaps the worst person in FairyTail…A COMPLETE CRAZY—was some red head named..-"
-NEVER MIND! THAT'S IT, THE ARTICLE ENDS ON A CLIFF HANGER!
GOOD! One more person and I would have had to REALLY punish them!
ANYWAYS! Let's see what the other reporter said about us!
Oh yeah…we did two interviews…I wonder if this one could be any worse than the last!
"Fairytail seems like a perfecty normal guild! They are polite, calm, responsible…"
…..
…
THIS IS HORRIBLE!
I CAN'T READ EVEN FINISH THE SENTENCE!
HOW DARE THEY INSULT US!
NORMAL!?
POLITE?!
CALM?!
AND WORST OF ALL….RESPONSIBLE!
Master what should we do!? All of Magnolia will read this!
COME ON ERZA! We're going to go…"politely"…ask them to not run the article…
I'll go grab my "negotiating" swords…
NO ONE INSULTS FAIRYTAIL LIKE THIS AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!
YES MASTER!
THE END.
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