I don't own Teen Titans or the song. It belongs to Zuzu.
#126.) Robin: It has come to my attention that the Iraqi's dislike the term Towel Heads. It has now also come to my mind that the things that the males wear over their heads are small folded sheets. So I think that we should start calling them Sheet Heads.
(Say that about…five times fast and you'll get why it's there!)
#127.) Robin: AHHHHH!!!!!
Slade: WHAT?!?!
Robin: Wrinkled was not one of the things that I wanted to be when I grew up!!!!
#128.) Random story…
Robin: An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided that the latest epidose was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing and swinging his arms violently to get the unknown things off and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangle at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard (barely controlling his laughter), and who had watched the whole insident, walked up and asked "What the heck is going on here?"
The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think that I just beat the shit out of a ghost."
Slade: Even though this is a little late: Happy Halloween!
#129.) Here is the story of fart football!
Robin: An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven points!"
His wife roles over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later, his wife lets one rip and says, "Touchdown. Tie score."
After about five minutes, the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."
Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown. Tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, "Final goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it all he's got and accidently poops to bed.
The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
The old man says, "Halftime, switch sides."
#130.) Sing Along! (In the tune of Jingle Bells)
Robin: Dashing through the snow on a one half pair of skies, over the hills we go, smashing into trees! I think I'm almost dead, the snow is turning red? And now I'm in the HOSPITAL WITH STICHES IN MY HEAD!
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