Disclaimer: I am not George Lucas or J.K. Rowling.
The racers all set up at the race track.
Gideon. [in Giant] Greetings! We have perfect weather today for the Wisteria Walk Race! The most hazardous of all broom races!
Fabian. That's absolutely right. And a big turnout here, from all corners of the Muggle Suburbs. I see the contestants are making their way onto the starting grid.
Gideon. [in Giant] Yes, there they are!
Fabian. I see M.G. McGonagall from the Wales system.
Gideon. [in Giant] And Pucey from Dublin, Ireland!
Fabian. Two times winner, Graham Montague!
Gideon. [in Giant] On the front line, the reigning champion, Goyle. By far, the favorite today.
Fabian. And a late entry, James Potter, a local boy!
Gideon. [in Giant] I hope he has better luck this time.
Fabian. I see the flaggers are moving onto the track.
Enter Golgomath the Giant, on a high balcony.
Gideon. [in Giant] His honor, our glorious host, Golgomath the Giant has entered the arena.
With Golgomath is his aide Walden Macnair, Golgomath's slaves, and Golgomath's colleague, Fridwulfa the Giant.
Golgomath. [in Giant] Welcome!
Enter James, Euphemia, Dobby, Lily, and Aubrey, on the race track.
Euphemia. Be safe.
James. I will, Mom. I promise.
Lily. You carry all our hopes.
Exit Euphemia, Dobby, Lily, and Aubrey.
Enter Goyle.
Goyle. [in Giant] You won't walk away from this one, slave scum. You're rubbish.
James. [in Giant] Don't count on it, slime.
Racers board their brooms.
Exit Goyle.
Enter Remus.
Golgomath. [in Giant] Let the race begin.
James gets on broom.
Remus. All set, James? Remember, concentrate on the moment. Feel. Don't think. Use you instincts.
James. I will.
Remus. May the Magic be with you.
Exit Remus.
Racers start their engines.
Dobby. This is going to be messy. Dobby will not watch.
Gideon. [in Giant] The power couplings are being activated!
Fabian. Hey, it looks like they're clearing the grid.
In the stands, Remus approaches Euphemia, Lily, and Dobby.
Euphemia. Is he nervous?
Remus. He's fine.
Lily. You Aurors are far too the reckless. The Queen . . .
Remus. Trusts my judgment, young handmaiden. You should too.
Lily. You assume too much.
Exit all racers but James and M.G. McGonagall.
Gideon. [in Giant] And they're off!
Fabian. Oh! Little Potter has stalled!
James manages to repair damage to his broom caused by Goyle.
Exit James.
And there goes Potter! He'll be hard pressed to catch up with the others!
Broom racers fly out onto the desert. Goyle knocks one racer off the road. James does the same with Montague.
Four dementors appear to the side, shooting at the racers.
Looks like a few dementors have camped out on the Canyon Dune Turn!
Goyle explodes another racer's broom, killing him. James moves along through the race.
Back at start, M.G. McGonagall's broom is still having issues. Finally his power coupling breaks, and the two engines fly in the air and explode.
And there goes McGonagall's power coupling!
Gideon. [in Giant] Here comes Goyle in record time!
James's friends and family cheer as he passes, shortly after Goyle.
Exit all.