G2A/N: The follow is a fanfiction. Naruto belongs to Sellout Jump and Uchiha Fanboy (Masashi Kishimoto). Manga blows but do buy the video games.

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The Geist Within

Chapter 25: Glitches of the Galaxy / Meet Kin

"So, let me get this straight? The universe glitched up and as a result, some people have their Shippuden appearances and no one is going question it!" Kiba asked.

The Konoha 12 along with the Import Students were all gathered around Naruto's table as Naruto delivered the news.

"Yes, someone with a bit more skill in warping informed me of this." Naruto said annoyed. "But others weren't affected."

"Still, I don't mind this at all." Jasmine said trailing his fingers around Sasuke's chest.

Kiba drooled a bit looking over at Kimi noting she resembles her mother. Ravager Rose snarled and Kiba looked away not wanting her to bite his balls off.

"But Sakura's still the same age?" Sasuke said as Sakura was cleaning as usual.

Reality glitched as they were back to their normal sleeves, and Naruto groaned louder.

"I'll have to figure out what's the source of this. For now, just go about things normally." Naruto said as Shikamaru nodded.

Everyone left except the wives and Fū came down the stairs.

"Hi everyone." Fū said gleeFūlly.

Naruto could only chuckle at her enthusiasm. Yesterday, his Jiji had essentially forced Taki to let Fū move to the Hidden Leaf using the threat of exposing their cheating in the Chunin Exams. Kegon and Yōrō were deported with their tail between their legs and pranked by Naruto with orange paint. The ladies at home were still adjusting to the new addition to the group.

"So, Fū? How do you like the new digs?" Naruto asked.

"It's huge, and way nicer than my dumpy old home. I've never had servants to do what I ask either. Can't believe she stripped down while dancing for me." Fū said as Sakura looked mortified.

"I'll have see that dance later, but not at the moment." Naruto said before turning to Sakura. "Sakura!"

"Yes, master." Sakura said attentively.

"I've decided that you need a bit of a vacation. You've been working too hard. So, rest easy for a week or two." Naruto spoke handing her a roll of ryo. "Just set yourself up in a hotel elsewhere and spoil yourself."

Sakura wasn't exactly going to say no and snatched the money before bolting out of the door.

"Sweetheart, why did you just give money to Sakura?" Ino said with a raised eyebrow of her own.

"Simple. I do not need her around for a while. Plus, I found her sniffing the dirty laundry. Specifically, mine and yours." Naruto mused getting Ino to balk. "I really don't need to deal with that until the Chunin Exams are over."

"And what are you planning?" Tenten asked as Naruto got out his phone to get for text messages.

"Pissing on Oorchimaru's plans. I managed to get some intel from one of my spies that I sent to keep tabs on the Sound Village. It seems he has a plan directed at me." Naruto said with a grin.

"I heard that!" Anko said going out with her senbon on her hands. "And whatever he's got planned, I won't let him lay a finger on you."

"Anko, how sweet, but he won't be coming directly for me. Seems he's sending a Sound nin to seduce thanks to my spy feeding the snake information. Of course, I made sure the spy left out important details. Like I already had a harem and I was a lot more powerFūl than Oorchimaru realizes." Naruto said with a bigger chuckle.

"That poor girl." The wives (except Fū) said with a bit of pity.

"So, what's the plan and can I help?" Fū asked excitedly.

"Actually, not this time. I'll be flying solo again." Naruto said quietly.

"You're going to take Fūll advantage of this, are you?" Hinata asked shamelessly.

"Why sweetheart, I can't reveal all my cards." Naruto said with a nod as Hinata could only chuckle.

Reality glitched once again and Hanabi had her adult appearance before glitching back. Naruto took it as his cue to leave as it glitched again to leave them in their Shippuden bodies and it seemed to stick for a while. Naruto shook his head and headed for the hot springs making the call to Karin. She was going to used for a distraction to deal with the Sound fodder. Arriving, he paid for his way in before disrobing to get in the water.

"So, you came?" A female voice said.

"I could say the same about you, Kin." Naruto said as Kin made herself known.

She too was affected the glitch having an older appearance yet keeping her cute plain face and hair the same length.

"I guess this means you've accepted my offer." Naruto remarked.

"I have. You could have simply offered me a place in the village, but you want to welcome me to your clan. Hell, you want to even marry me. Why?" Kin asked.

"You and I grew up without parents. Besides, I have a thing for certain type of women. The ones who can kick my ass." Naruto said smoothly.

"Isn't that basically most ninja?" Kin said dryly.

"I suppose so." Naruto said mirthFūlly. "Besides, I like your no-nonsense tone, and variety is something I live for."

"Don't like a girl like me in your little harem?" Kin said sardonically.

"Well, I got a pair of bluenettes, a blonde, a brunette, and green-haired one of varying shapes and sizes. I don't have a black haired one." Naruto joked.

This got Kin curious and she knew the plan she was being hedged in was a dangerous. She was also warned that this invasion could get her killed. She looked to Naruto and swam closer.

"Well, if that's the case. You are going to earn it here and now. Besides, I can't die a virgin." Kin said kindly.

"Worse way to die." Naruto said pulling her in close.

It would be twenty minutes before Kurenai had entered the springs to relax only to see it was mixed bathing day and her "master" was balls deep in some girl. Kurenai made a hasty retreat not wanting to interrupt or hear Kin's moans.

"By the Tailed Beasts, you are just sucking me in." Naruto said in ecstasy.

Kin pushed him back wanting to take the lead, and Naruto was more than willing to unaware they were being watched by the Sandiame's Crystal Ball.

"I swear Naruto's libido is going to get him and this village in trouble someday." Hiruzen said rubbing his bleeding nose. "That or Karin…"

His crystal ball shifted to show Karin sitting on the corner of a bed smoking a cigarette while Dosu and Zaku were on the bed naked, tied up, and drained. Hiruzen shuddered having a repressed memory of his late wife. He did not need the phantom pains around his waists and feeling of her whip. Hiruzen turned off the crystal ball and sighed.

"ANBU, get me some sake." Hiruzen groaned.

The ANBU in hiding dropped down from the ceiling to put a small bottle of fruit juice down for him and said it was enough to relieve the stress before going back into hiding. Hiruzen wanted a bigger bottle.

"Damn it, of all on duty, why did I get the health nut?" Hiruzen muttered.

By the time the next customer came in the hot spring, they would Naruto's head between a squealing Kin's legs licking about.

"And what is stopping you from doing this at home?" Yin said as Tsume and her were tapping their feet impatiently.

"Spur of the mom-OH YES, I'm…kyaaaa!" Kin said before squealing out a moan coming to a climax.

Naruto pulled back and said, "Sorry, ladies. It really something we didn't plan. My apologies."

Naruto and Kin had to support each other right out of the hot springs only for Naruto's phone to ring. Naruto took it up and answered knowing it was Karin due to the ringtone.

"Rin-rin, what is it? …. You want to keep Zaku and Dosu for your harem? Shoot, go for it. All right, later." Naruto said before hanging up. "Good news, Kin. I won't be killing your teammates."

"I heard…jeez if she has your stamina, those poor boys probably can't get it up for days after a run with her." Kin said as Naruto rolled his eyes. "So, ain't you going to introduce me to the rest of your harem?"

The idea of having "sisters" was appealing to Kin who did not really want to admit how lonesome it was growing up in the village of Oto. As far the rest of Oto knew, Kin had seduced Naruto to gain secrets while Dosu and Zaku did so with Karin. As for those two, they were too sore to move. Their new "wife" was insatiable but merciFūl enough to let them rest in bed.

"That was not bad, but I'm going to train you to a lot stronger than me. You're apart of the Uzumaki now, and your current strength won't cut it." Karin said looking them over.

"If you can do this much in bed, I don't want to fight you in the arena." Dosu said getting up tiredly. "I've never felt so tired in my life."

"Well rest darling. I'll have to work on fixing your scarred face, so you don't have to make your face a mummy." Karin said supportively.

"So, you and Naruto really did plan for Oorchimaru's invasion. Well, I guess I can kick back and…" Zaku said only Dosu to glare at him saying, "Idiot. Do you not hear say she was going to train us?"

With reality glitching about, Karin grumbling wondering what the hell was taking Tomo so long to figure out the source of this problem. The experienced warper had found the source of the issue, but it was one even she could not stop. Tomo cursed as reality glitched again sticking to the Shippuden style even longer.

"Well there's goes cute Naruto." Tomo groaned.

(A/N: Yes, most of the main cast and some of the extended cast have gotten their Shippuden looks. Don't worry, their gained muscle and added inches in height did carry over. A bit of a catch is that all non-warpers will believe this to be normal and not realize the age shift. Next up, Temari, Kankuro, and Gaara. Yeah, that chapter will be longer. This one was rather short due to two reasons. One, Kin would definitely jump ship if she was told she was going to die by being a sacrificial lamb. Two, this month has dragged for me. Next time, Gaara and Naruto meet.)