Dear Fanfiction Writers

by DarkHorseBlueSky

In which the ROTG characters write "strongly worded letters" to the fanfiction writers. Rated T for the personal paranoia of the constantly paranoid author. [warning: immensely slow updates due to author busy-ness and an obvious lack of humor-inspiration]

26. Sandy, Letter 3 (and the very long AN)

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Me and Pitch?

Oh, please.

That's just desperate.

Just because we are both dreammakers does not mean that we are either lovers or brothers –– I do not know which is more unpleasant, though probably the former.

Sincerely, Sandy

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Thanks to RizReviewer for this idea.

Yes, you can probably see that I am past 400 REVIEWS!

ALREADY?! AWESOME!

So you're wondering who the 400th reviewer is?

She said it outright in her review...in fact it was her ENTIRE review...

Ivy000!

Have a bunch of awesome blueberries!

(*) (*) (*) (*) (*) (*) (*) (*) (*) (*) (*) (*)

I think they're better than cookies –– but if you disagree then you can have this cookie instead (::)

Sorry, ObsidianLove. Better luck next time with 500 :)

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Yet another thing, which is REALLY IMPORTANT:

You have probably all been hearing rumors about a Rise of the Guardians sequel.

Well, I can tell you this.

They are thinking of NOT making a sequel.

...

Yes, that's right. No sequel.

But there might be hope.

(Bunnymund, help us out here...)

I would like to direct you to AngelPhoenix422, who has a fic called ATTENTION ALL ROTG FANS! Just look it up. Please. It contains the key to possibly save the potential sequel.

Trust me.

And thanks for bearing with me through my insanely long AN.