A/N: Another update, another update…well, because today I am still free…but tomorrow I will be busy again…so I decided to update now as long as I have time…. Sorry for making you wait for this chapter…. Please enjoy! XD

Disclaimer: Masashi Kishimoto owns Naruto and Naruto owns my love—!

Warning: Foul language, oOC-ness, weird atmosphere, filler-filler, nothing serious, yaoi and yuri (lots of pair in this chapter, be ware—!

Be Careful to Say Your Wishes

Chapter 25: A Week without Naruto

When Naruto was away to find Tsunade…something interesting happened to Sasuke as well in Konoha….

—(All in Sasuke's point of view)—

Lately…I have just been aware. Konoha without Naruto is…extremely weird!

Sasuke woke up in the morning to find the emptiness beside him. He sighed weakly. "I have thought it before…that day without Naruto is really boring," Sasuke said absentmindedly. He walked off the bed and started walking out the room to his bathroom. After taking shower for minutes, he walked out the bathroom and went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast for himself.

Finishing his breakfast and his dishes, he began to make bento for Itachi. Then he had to go to meet Sakura to train together. Actually, he hated training with Sakura instead of Naruto, but the pink haired girl insisted to do so, because they had to prepare themselves the moment the new Hokage selected to do mission or whatever. They had to do mission as well from the elders before Naruto came home with the new Hokage.

Sasuke went to Ibiki's house only to find the house surrounded by women. Sasuke looked at it in a stunned face. "What the heck…?"

"KYAAAA!! Itachi-sama!! Please look over here!!" the girls, not only girls, but women too, cried over Itachi's name enthusiastically while blushing madly. Itachi was inside the house while the guards surrounded him in protective manners from the rabid fan girls.

Sasuke sweat dropped at the look on his brother's face, which was extremely troubled by the girls and women. "I've never known before that aniki is really popular among girls…," Sasuke said, face faulting. However then he shrugged and tried to come closer to the crowd.

Some girls noticed Sasuke coming. "Hey, that is Itachi-sama's brother!!" one of them shouted, and suddenly all the eyes were centered at him.

"Eh, what?" Sasuke lifted his gaze only to meet the sparkling, gleaming eyes of those fan girls at him.

"He's cute too!!"

"Kyaaaa!! Sasuke-kuuuun!!"

Then in second Sasuke was surrounded instead. "What!?" Sasuke was shocked and tried to escape. "Wait a sec!! What are you…!?" Then Sasuke even couldn't finish his words as the girls began to chase him.

WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Sasuke was running away from them desperately now. "Wait a sec!! What the heck!? Why are you suddenly chasing after me again NOW!?" the raven haired teen shouted in troubled and confused look in his running.

Oh yeah…when Naruto was around, he would definitely keep them away from me with his childish act and possessive manner. Now that he is not around, they feel free to humiliate me again!!

Sasuke thought, aware of that while crying inwardly.

Aaaaaah, please come home soon, Narutoooo!!

Sasuke continued running while praying inwardly for Naruto to come home soon.

"Phew…at least they go away," one of the guards said while sighing weakly.

"Having Itachi-san as our captive is not easy at all," another one said in reply.

"Yeah, our lives are on line not because of the enemy, but because of the girls and women," the other said again, sweat dropping and paling.

"I'm sorry—," Itachi said in defeated look while crying literally.

"It's good you have a brother, Itachi-san. He's useful, right?" Kisame said while grinning behind.

"Ah, you just mentioned that," Itachi said in odd look, sweat dropping as well.

Sorry, Sasuke…. I'll give you flowers in your funeral later…(ToT).

Itachi thought in guilty look while smiling nervously. (Sasuke: WTF!?)

Sasuke was still running away until he found the place to hide from the fan girls. He jumped silently to the bushes and concentrated to terminate his presence. Then he waited there in silence to get rid of the girls first.

After the girls ran passing the bushes and he was sure that no one came again, Sasuke sighed slowly. "That's why I hate fan girls…," Sasuke said slowly and then he was about to got out from bushes when he noticed the presence of someone on the other side of the bushes. He looked at behind slowly, silently, and saw Sakura there.

Sakura…? What is she doing here? Our meeting is still in three or four hours ahead….

Sasuke thought silently in wonder. Sasuke saw her looking at her watch once in minutes as if she had been waiting someone. Well, she seemed waiting someone.

Does she have a date?

Sasuke thought wonderingly. No, he didn't bother. Hell, it wasn't his problem in the first place, and he didn't care about it. Well, he's just bored and curious. It's not like Sasuke though…spying someone like that.

Well…consider it as training to spy, Sasuke.

Sasuke decided. Then he kept silent and waited. Some times later, someone came there. It's a beautiful, long-blond haired girl. What's her name…? Ino, yeah, it's her, coming there.

Do they want to fight here?

Sasuke thought while sweat dropping. Well, he didn't care though…. Probably they just wanted to fight over him again, and it's not his business….

However, Sasuke dropped his jaw to the ground when he saw the two girls kissed each other.

Oh my FUCKING GOD!!

Sasuke would have screamed in shock if he had not been Sasuke. He quickly clasped his hanging mouth so it would not produce horror voice or something like that. Then…even if he didn't want to see the continual of it, he couldn't help but stare at them in widened eyes and in shocked look when the kiss became heavier and insistent.

Sasuke wanted to choke out at that, but he tried his best not to produce any sound.

Ino was aware of someone staring at them and parted the kiss. Sakura panted slightly while linking her arms around Ino's neck. "What's wrong, Ino-pig?" Sakura asked slowly.

Ino looked at her back, but then she shrugged because she didn't care whether anyone saw them or not. "It's nothing, big forehead, lets' continue," Ino said while capturing Sakura's lips again in a hard kiss.

"Hmm…," they hummed in pleasure as if the world had been theirs. Then, when they hands decided to join action, Sasuke thought it's best for him to force his eyes to shut and slowly get away from there before he was corrupted even more by the surprisingly very experienced girls.

After walking some distance away from them, Sasuke banged his head on a tree still in shocked look.

I can't believe that Sakura and Ino are like that…. So…their rivalry over me is just a fake one to hide their actual relationship? Not that I feel jealous or anything…it's just too shocking!! I though she was straight! Oh yeah, when Naruto was around she often chatted at him something she didn't even want to speak to me…. It must 'that something' be this matter!

Sasuke still tried to create paces on his breath, and then he looked at the street while still thinking.

But…to think that they're so experienced at that thing…passing me even! It's just too annoying!! AAAARGH! Naruto!! Why don't you come home quickly!? Please come quickly then we can practice to beat them in that thing!!

Uchiha Sasuke began to think something irrational in the first day after Naruto left.

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Days later, Sasuke tried to ignore Sakura, but the girl didn't seem minding it much. Then Ino came over more often than before. Sasuke felt that he was being a mosquito when the two girls were together. Not that it bothered their training though. She came only to cheer and pick Sakura up anyway (when Sasuke looked at them though…he didn't know what they did when he didn't look at them –chough-).

Then Sasuke decided to take look at Kakashi in his house. Zabusa and Kakashi were still unconscious after Itachi's jutsu hit them. He just wanted to visit them and make sure they're alright until Naruto came home with Tsunade or something to cure them.

Sasuke walked slowly to Kakashi's house and knocked the door. "Haaai, coming soon," a voice replied from inside.

Hmm? That voice….

Sasuke knew the voice. Then the door was opened, revealing a tired looking Iruka. "Ah, Sasuke-kun, welcome," he greeted Sasuke friendly, despite his tired look.

Sasuke was silent for awhile before replying, "Iruka-sensei…what are you doing here?" in wondering face.

"Ah, well," Iruka blushed suddenly. "I-I kind of worried about Kakashi-sensei…and just came over to check him up," he said slowly, a bit stuttered.

"Hmm…," Sasuke looked at him curiously. He knew Iruka was lying. He looked like a person who hadn't slept for weeks. "Is Kakashi-sensei ok?" Sasuke asked slowly while sitting on the couch beside the dolphin teacher.

"Well, he's still in his sleep. Sometimes he moans in pain. It seems he's in nightmare," Iruka said in really troubled look. He poured a tea cup for Sasuke even if his hand was trembling, and he spilled some of the hot water.

Sasuke was wondering how Iruka knew about the details on Kakashi's condition though. It's as if he had been beside him these past few days.

Masaka (don't tell me)…are Kakashi-sensei and Iruka-sensei…? No way will they be together, right? Kakashi is too perverted for Iruka-sensei. He even sets his eyes on his Naruto, right? However, I am still curious about it…. AAARGH! Mendokuse (so troublesome), why don't I ask him directly myself!?

Then, he decided to ask. "Ne, Iruka-sensei," he called slowly. Iruka lifted his face at him. "Do you like Kakashi-sensei?" the curious boy asked to the point.

There's a complete silence before suddenly Iruka, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!" shouted at him in complete shock and in embarrassment. He blushed in red crimson like a blown up tomato.

Sasuke sweat dropped at that. "I hit the bull eye?" Sasuke asked, face faulting.

Iruka was sweating a lot. He looked like almost fainting now. "Waaaah, what have I done in front of my students!?" Iruka shouted while crying in embarrassment. He ran away from Sasuke though…away from Kakashi's house.

Again, Sasuke was silent in a stunned look, and then….

Aaaaah, Naruto, you have to come home quick or Kakashi will corrupt your Iruka-sensei!!

Sasuke thought while crying also as Haku came out from Zabusa's room. "Sasuke-kun?" Haku greeted him slowly.

"Oh, Haku…," Sasuke greeted him back. He winced immediately when he looked at Haku's horrible face.

"Are you visiting Kakashi-san and Zabusa-san?" Haku asked while smiling friendly.

"Well, yes…here, the fruits," Sasuke stood and gave the fruits to Haku.

"Wah, thank you very much. Hmm…they look tasty," Haku said in happy look. "By the way…where is Iruka-san? I thought he would clean Kakashi up," Haku said in tired look while sighing.

"Eh!? They have gone that far!?" Sasuke asked in a shocked look.

"What have gone that far?" Haku asked back in a wondering face.

"Kakashi-sensei and Iruka-sensei…aren't they dating?" Sasuke asked.

"Is that so? No wonder he could bear to take care of him…just like me with Zabusa-san. Then, where is he now?" Haku asked again while drinking a glass of fresh water.

"He…went home just now?" Sasuke answered not surely.

"EH!?" Haku was surprised. "That's a trouble…Kakashi has to take bath, if Iruka-san goes home…what happened anyway? Why did he go home?" Haku asked while frowning.

"Well, it seemed he was shocked when I asked him whether he liked Kakashi-sensei or not. Then suddenly he fled away…," Sasuke said slowly, not sure how to put his words.

Haku twitched slightly when he heard that. "So…he went home because you said something unnecessarily, right?" Haku asked in his tired smile.

"Eh?" Sasuke lifted his gaze and was freaked out by Haku's irritated smile.

"I'm tired already for taking care of Zabusa-san, and now you get rid of my source of help. You'll help me with this task to pay your sin!" Haku clutched Sasuke's collar and tugged him to follow him.

"EEEEEEEEEEH!!" now was Sasuke's turn to shout in protesting mode.

"Shut up and help me! Or I will ban you to enter Naruto's house from now!!" Haku shouted like an angry monster while threatening the poor cornered Uchiha teen to help him taking care of Kakashi and Zabusa.

Why does it seem everyone changes when you're not around, Naruto—?! Please…come back home quiiiiiick!!

Sasuke thought silently praying to God that Naruto would come home soon to release him from this madness while crying literally.

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Some days later….

Sasuke got out from Kakashi's house half a dead. He sighed in horrible look. "I…I've never known that taking care of sick people could be that tiring—," Sasuke said while trying to walk properly.

"Isn't that Uchiha?" someone suddenly greeted Sasuke from behind. The raven looked at his back and found Hyuuga Neji there.

Ugh…meeting someone I don't want to even meet in this kind of situation…how long will my bad luck go on?

Sasuke groaned slightly in tired voice. "What do you want, Hyuuga?" Sasuke asked slowly.

"Hmm…is it just my imagination?" Neji walked closer to Sasuke and now he's face to face with him. "You…look tired," he said slowly while reaching his hand at Sasuke's cheek in slight concern.

Now Sasuke was freaked even more at the sudden contact. He smacked Neji's hand away from his face. "What the hell do you think you're doing, Hyuuga!?" Sasuke shouted at him in annoyed look, but somehow, he was blushing as well. "Aren't you supposed to hate me?" Sasuke commented in weird look. "What do you want concerning about someone you hate?"

Neji was silent for a moment before smirking. "Actually…I've just noticed that you're actually pretty cute, Sasuke," Neji answered slowly gazing seductively at him.

Now Sasuke dropped his jaw to the ground. He looked completely stunned at the confession. "You…WHAT!?" Sasuke shouted in complete shock. "What the heck are you saying!? I'm your rival to get Naruto's heart, right!?" Sasuke blushed darker and yelled at Neji furiously.

"Well…I can always re-think who I like anyway," Neji grinned slightly.

He's grinning…the Hyuuga Neji is grinning…!! What the heck is wrong with everyone!? First Sakura, then Iruka-sensei, added by Haku and now this prick confesses his love to me even if he hated me before!? What the HELL!?

Sasuke felt dizzy now. He thought he really needed rest before he fainted there. "Ok, let's just get over with it, Hyuuga…. I'm sorry but I have Naruto and Gaara, so you have no chance," Sasuke said while caressing his now throbbing head.

"Oh…, but none of them here right now…. Maybe you want to play something with me to get rid of your loneliness?" Neji said again while grabbing Sasuke's shoulder.

Sasuke twitched at the touch and he snapped at him angrily. "Like I would! Leave me alone before I break your hands!" Sasuke yelled at him while clutching Neji's hand hard in full force.

"Well then, maybe next time we'll play, Sasuke-chan?" Neji said while releasing his hand and jumped on the branch. He gave Sasuke a far kiss and leaped away.

Ck…strategy to make Sasuke betray Naruto failed. Damn that Uchiha, I should know he's the ice prince just like me anyway. Well…I'll seek another plan to get him away from Naruto next time!

Neji thought while snickering when he remembered how Sasuke reacted to his fake confession.

Sasuke needed sometime before, "DON'T CALL ME CHAN!!" he shouted angrily at the gone Hyuuga while blushing again in annoyance and in embarrassment at the same time. "Jeez…what's wrong with him anyway!? And what does he mean by playing with him!? Stupid crazy white eyed Hyuuga!!"

Sasuke huffed and then he walked tiredly. He wanted to go home and sleep then he would not be bothered by anyone. However, it's just not his luck or might be God really hate him at that time. He walked into Shino's territory in the forest.

Sasuke heard rustling sound somewhere ahead of him when he was about to greet whoever was there, he was freaked out by the sight of Shino and Kiba making out.

OMFG!! Now is Shino and Kiba's turn!? This Konoha's villager is really crazy!! Definitely crazy!!

Sasuke quickly ran away from there while blushing madly, not even bothering to care whether he was found or not. Then after he reached the main road somewhere….

"Ah, there he is, Sasuke-kuuuun!!"

Now Sasuke was freaked out when the girls began to gather again around him.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! Why does everyone wants to bother me this week!? Is it because Naruto isn't here!? NARUTOOOOOO come back home QUIIIICK!!

Now Sasuke really was aware of the weirdness in Konoha when Naruto was not around. While running away again from his fan girls, he silently praying for God to make Naruto come back quickly before he too, went insane.

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Somewhere far away…Naruto was…

"Achoo!!" the blonde suddenly sneezed.

"What's wrong, Naruto-kun?" Shizune asked him slowly in wonder while keeping the sake away from Tsunade's hands.

"Do you catch a cold, kid?" Jiraya asked in wonder as well.

"No," Naruto said while rubbing his nose. "Well, maybe someone misses me somewhere," Naruto grinned in carefree look.

End of Chapter 25

Tbc…

A/N: Yep, it's only filler. Nothing is really important in this chapter. I just feel like adding something like this to take break, what do you think? Is it funny enough? Please tell me in your review!! Starting from the next chapter, the seriousness of the story will be doubled over, so I think this humor chapter will be good. Ok, then, still waiting for your critique compliment or whatever you think about this chapter. I have no much to say, well, see you in next chapter, thanks and love you forever!!

Next issue: Naruto comes home…Gaara is kidnapped!? Akatsuki takes action!! And…suddenly Sai comes!? What will Naruto do? Don't miss it in Be Carful to Say Your Wishes chapter 26!! Available soon!!

With so much Love,

Lunaryu