Chapter 26

Legit AN: Sorry for that long break again. I'll try not to let that happen again.

HOT TOPIC'S POV LOL!

I was so mad and sad that Anglerica had becummed a prep. She waz no lunger B'loody Angelica, she wuz plane old Anglelica! I went to ma rom and i list ma wirsts. I streeted cring. Daizy ran intwo the rum nad trid to comfort me byt I tlod her to fuok of and put on "Tenangers" by MCR. I started moshing. I ran into Draco's room sandly.

"Hey Dracon," I muttered loudly, "Can u take off all of ur cloves so we can screw?" I took off my black leathr finsh mnets.

"Uf corse, Holt Topic!" He took off his lack leather pants with pictruers of mcr and gc all over tem. I too k off my black corset minidress and Itook off my bra. I took off his boxers and he took of my black lacy thong that had tiny pictures of MCR on it. He had a huge u know what and when I saw it I almost got an erection except I'm a gurl, so I din't get one, u sico! We started making out naked and then he put his thingie into my you know what and we had sex again. Suddenloy a goffic man cummed up behind us. It was… … Pluto Pottr! He was naked and he started screwing Draco. Draco sopt screwing me! I started to cry.

"OMG Pluto Plinko!" Draco ylled haply as therir glocks touched! Suddenly a man ran through the door! He had blonde curly hair like straw but it was nice and not dry, so not like straw. He was wearing a black leather faucet and MCR pants. He waz wearong iliner! It was… … … Cedrik! He looked so sexy.

"Hot Topeka I am here to help u deffeet the preps but first let's screw!" He took off all of his clothes. He put his thingie in ma you know what and we sarted screwing eechodder.

"Oh Cedric! Cedric!" I scremed as I sturted to organza. "Oh Hot Topic! I need to feel u!" He cried. Suddenly all the other Sues ran into the room!

Sunset Montstone was wering a black lacy poofy dress with bictures of Billy Joel with blond hair. Ilsa Infine was wearing a black gothic skull pentagram necklace with her gold flewr length drezz. Slusha Orkind was wering a gray dress with a picture of her gray Sue-Katana on IT. Adan Melodic was wearin a pink dress with MCR lyricz al offer it. Rain Strom Clod was weraring a blak pentagram turning into a black guitar with leather comblat bluets. Delta Firestreet was weraing a yellow MCR t shirt and yellow baggy skater pants. Dustymona Craving was wearing a blue dress with a picture of a black car with pentagrams on it. Halley Comet was wearing a green leather corset dress with pictures wof Enoby making out with Draco keenly against a tree. Sterling Pac was wearing an indigo shirt wit a picture of TaEbory shotting the Crookshanks curse at Voldemprt and indigo shorts. Fath Hop Carty was wearing a violet MCR GC Slipknot Simple Plan t shirt and a Violet skrit. Choyan Reeze was weraing a red leather jocket and a red pentagraj dres. Elettra Trinit was wearing an orange dress and an orange aura.

"OMFG Hole Topic!" Sunse Moonstore yelled at me. "Angelic is a prep now!"

"I no dat can u al leeve me along so I can scrw Cerdic?"

Suddenly Angleica's voice cummed in2 da room.

"HELLO HOT TOPIC, THIS IS ANGELICA SNOWBIRD, PREP EXTRAORDINARE. I AM HERE TO WARN HOGWARTS OF ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS SUES, A CHAMELEON SUE THAT CAN DISGUISE ITSELF AS A CANON CHARACTER. DESDEMONA CRAVEN IS A SUE THAT APPEARS TO BE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE CANON PLACE OF HERMIONE GRANGER WHILE SHE IS GOFFICIZED AS "VESPA PAINFLOWER." NEVERTHELESS DESDEMONA IS A MARY SUE AND NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED! IF YOU'RE A PREP IN HOGWARTS, NOW IS THE TIME TO ACT! JOIN THE PREPPY RESISTANCE AND WE CAN DEFEAT THE MARY SUES TOGETHER. FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO LISTEN TO ASHLEE SIMPSON AND THE BACK STREET BOYS!"

"Noooooooooooooooooooo!111111111111111111111111111111111" I yelled as I stopped screwin Cerdric. "We ned 2 stop da preppy resisitestnce." Suddenly an idea I had and Yoda I became. I came towards Sterling Pecks. I took off my black MCR lacy skirt and MCR t shirt with a picture of Joel Madden on it. I took off Sterling's indigo blue Simple Plan shirt (dey wood play at da show too) and his pants. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection, only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko. I was so sexy that his body went all hot when he saw me kind of like an erection only he's a boy so he did get one you sicko. He took off his black MCR boxers and I took off my leather bra and panties. Then he put his wetness into my tool and we did it.

"Oh my Satan Hot Topic Whole Tonic!" He screemed as he HAD SEX with me.

"Oh Sterlin!" I sheouted as I got an organza.

"OMS! Hot Topic I ned 2 fel u!" he cried passively.

"Hey, Streling," I said as we screwed, "We ned to go back in Tim and stop the Preps from becumming preppy losers!"

"Yeah!11111111111" He roared. He took his thingie out of my you know what and he put on an indigo leather t shirt with a picture of Billy Joel Armstrong on it. Then he put on a black lacy baggy pair of pants with a picture of Amy Leeigh on it.

We were all wondrin ho to go black (geddit) in Tim when suldenly a mun jump dot frum behin a wall. He was wiearing a goffic leather MCR shirt that said "Avril Lavigne" on it. He was wearing foggic GC pnts but it was cold and he didn't have a goffic jakket so he just had 2 wear his preppy canon red jacket. He had gofic spiky red hair with red streaks in it. It was… Philippe J Fri!

"Holt Topic let's go bak 2 da Fifties and talk to Lucian!" He screamed passively.

"Yeah!" I roared. Evrey 1 jumpsed intwo the black Tim machine and suddenly we were back in Tim! It was da Fifties so we ran into da Slydderin Common room of dat Tim. Lucian was in a corner cutting… his hair.

"OMFG Nucien we need to spek to u!" Eela Infintty yelld.

"WWhatz wrong?" He asked curiously.

"The preps have taken over te Skquewl sixtie years in da futurr!" Edden Meloci cried.

"Oh my Satan!1111111" He said in a v. serious voice. "What dick did that?"

Suddenly… Cecilicica jumped out of the Tim Machine. We gasped. She pointed her wand at Lucian!

"Abra Kadabra!" She screamed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111" We all cried. We gasped.