Naruto and Gaara had a question for Kakashi.
"Sensei, let's cut to the chase. We have a question and we want you to answer it," Naruto said, approaching Kakashi and putting his hands on his hips.
"Are you listening?" Gaara asked.
"Nope," Kakashi said airily, twirling past them. "It goes with my hat," he explained, seeing their disturbed facial expressions. "What did you want to ask me?"
"We wanted to know why Pluto isn't a planet anymore," Naruto explained, keeping a safe distance from his sensei, who he know thought was a sissy pansy.
"I mean, the kids who grew up on the Blue's Clues song for remembering the plantes are going to be confused!" Gaara agreed.
"Well… you see, it's like this, guys," Kakashi said, rubbing the back of his head. "How a planet becomes a planet depends on several factors; what it's made up of, what it is, and one is the size."
"Your point?" Gaara asked.
"Pluto isn't a planet anymore because it's small enough to be a moon. Its moon, Cameron, is nearly as big as it." Kakashi adjusted his tiara. "So, you have it."
Naruto and Gaara were aghast.
"You mean it's not a planet because it was too small?!?!?!?!" Gaara growled in a dangerous voice.
"That's the impression I was under."
"Oh, so I supposed Ramen-Nerd and I can't be ninja anymore because we're too short, huh?" Gaara snarled. Out of nowhere, he and Naruto got picket signs.
"POWAH TO THE LITTLE GUYS!" Naruto shouted.
"TINY THINGS HAVE RIGHTS TOO!" Gaara hollered.
Kakashi put his tiara on Gaara and his Miss Konoha sash on Naruto.
"Good luck," he called. He made a quick get-away.
Thanks to those who submit questions.