Sorry guys for not updating very recently, but I've been real busy. =_= I seriously need to take a breather.
Note: girls are 8 months and 4 weeks.
'That song was soo awesome, my rubix cube fell off my desk and completed itself, my neighbors called the ANBU and got arrested, our cat barked, I have to change my pants, my water turned to wine, Hitler got his gas bill. Hinata! That song was fucking awesome!' Naruto said, practically jumping up in down.
'Yes Naruto I get it! It's an amazing song! Now can you turn the god damn thing off?' Hinata moaned as she attempted to rip out her own hair. 'And by the way, who's Hitler?'
'Fucked if I know Hinata! And how can you say "turn it off"? Huh? That song was like…..' Naruto trailed off.
'Is it over? Can I come out of hiding?' Sasuke groaned from the back of the car. Next to him, Sakura was just uncovering her ears.
'It's safe Sasuke. Once we get back to Konoha, well never have to listen to it again.' Hinata sighed irritably while rubbing her stomach.
'Do you feel any pains or anything Hinata? If you do, alert me as soon as possible.' Sakura said in her medic tone.
'No, no pain. What about you?' Hinata asked curiously.
'None. But I'm worried about Shikamaru and Temari. Temari told me she's a lot farther in the pregnancy than us. When we were only about 2 weeks pregnant, she was already ahead of us by about 3 weeks. If I'm right, then she should be ready to give birth soon.' Sakura said worriedly.
'Well, as soon as we get to Konoha, you can do a full assessment of her and judge when she's gonna give birth.' Sasuke muttered with his eyes closed.
'When did Temari tell you this?' Hinata asked while frowning at Naruto, who was bopping his head in time of a new song.
'Just yesterday when she called. As it turns out, Tenten's also ahead of us by a week. Hinata, you and I are really the only ones behind. I'm guessing that our due dates are very close. Maybe a day apart or so.' Sakura observed.
Meanwhile in Konoha…..
'And that kids, is why Ninja's don't put bombs on squirrels. Now, any questions?' Shikamaru asked the class of small 5 year old kids.
Shikamaru looked over at a kid whose arm was raised. 'Yeah?'
'What if we just destroyed the nest of squirrels before blowing one up?' the kid asked.
'Shikamaru…..' Temari seethed through her teeth.
'Not now Temari. Okay, because you never know if the squirrels have an alliance with another squirrel pack. Next question?' Shikamaru asked.
'Shikamaru…' Temari gritted her teeth more.
'I said not now Temari…..Ah, yeah….the kid with the fucked up eyebrows.' Shikamaru ignored her.
'SHIKAMARU!' Temari screamed.
'WHAT? FOR FUCKS SAKE, CAN I JUST TEACH IN PEACE?' Shikamaru yelled.
'THE BABY IS COMING YOU FUCKING DICK HEAD!' She raged while doubling over in pain.
'Oh…..well…..FUCK! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO SOONER!' He began to freak out. The kids just stared at the couple in amazement. None of them even heard little Jerry in the background repeat the word fuck.
'I DID YOU MORON! NOW GET ME THE HELL TO THE HOSPITAL!' She cried out.
'OKAY OKAY….umm…..how?' He asked. For once, the great genius Nara had no clue what to do.
'I DON'T KNOW! YOU'RE THE BRAINS HERE!' She screamed at him.
5 minutes later with Neji and Tenten…
'Neji…..do you see that?' Tenten asked.
'See what Tenten.' He said irritably. He was in no mood for games.
'That. On the roof. It looks like…..Shikamaru giving Temari a piggy back ride….' Tenten said with her hand shielding the sun from her eyes.
'Oh my god. It's exactly that. What the hell are they doing?' Neji said as he squinted up at them.
With Temari and Shikamaru….
'Go faster! And lift me up more! I feel like I'm gonna fall off!' Temari ordered.
'I'm going as fast as I can okay? You gotta remember, I'm carrying two people on my back here.' Shikamaru sighed.
'I don't care! Move it Nara!' She yelled.
'Alright, alright. Hold your horses.' He grumbled.
'Don't you tell me what to do!' She hissed in his ear.
'Look! Where here! See?' Shikamaru told her. He really only wanted her to shut up.
'Great! Now, take me up to the front desk.' She ordered him again.
'troublesome woman.' He thought.
'Hey Shikamaru! Come over here! We saw you and Temari coming over here and we figured we'd race ahead and set you guys all up. Look, we even got you a wheelchair!' Tenten said all ecstatic.
'No time for that! Idiot here took too long! I need to get into a bed A.S.A.P!' Temari sobbed into Shikamaru's back. The real pain was only beginning.
'Nurse! We gotta woman over here who is about to give birth!' Neji shouted down a corridor. Soon, a young woman came running along with another few nurses.
'We already have a bed set up. Please come this way.' An older looking nurse told Shikamaru, who sprinted after them and into a room. He then set her down, and the nurses shut the door.
Neji and Tenten sighed and sat down in the waiting room.
'Think they'll thank us later?' Tenten asked.
'Nope.' Neji answered as he sat back and closed his eyes.
Tenten sighed and pulled out her phone. She searched through her contact list until she found the number she was looking for.
'Who are you calling?' Neji asked in a very uninterested tone.
'Our friends and Shikamaru's family. Gaara and Kankuro too.' She muttered as she held the phone up to her ears.
"Hello?"
"Hi, Yoshino right? Shikamaru's Mum?"
"Yes, who's this?"
"I'm Tenten, one of Shikamaru's and Temari's friends."
"Alright. What's going on. Did my stupid son do something again?"
"No, no. I just thought I'd let you know that Temari's in labor right now. Shikamaru's with her."
"…"
"Hello?"
"SHIKAKU! TEMARI'S IN LABOR! HURRY UP AND GET US THERE. FAST!"
"Yes dear."
"Mrs. Nara?"
"Yes?"
"Is everything okay?"
"Yes, everything is fine. We'll be there in a bit."
Tenten stared at the phone.
'What's wrong?' Neji asked.
'I think I caught them in the middle of having sex…' Tenten screwed her nose up.
'Probably not the best time to call them. Who are you calling now?' Neji raised an eyebrow.
'Gaara and Kankuro.' She replied as she searched through her contacts again.
'Be careful. You don't wanna interrupt them while there having sex.' Neji sunk back into his chair and closed his eyes again.
'Ewww Neji! Incest! I didn't know you could be so disgusting!' Tenten stuck out her tounge and moved away.
'It was a joke Tenten.' Neji sighed.
'Still! You're the last person i could think of to make up a dirty joke!'
'Oh, so it's okay for Naruto and Kiba to do it. But when I do it, it's a whole different story?' Neji's eyes snapped open and glared at Tenten.
'No Neji, it's just that it's well…you. The great Neji Hyuga does not make dirty, gay, insect jokes.' Tenten grimaced.
'Fine. Whatever. Just wake me up when the kids born.' Neji grumbled.
10 minutes later with Sasuke, Sakura, Hinata and Naruto….
'Tenten just called. Temari's gone into labor.' Sakura said grimly to the others.
'Well, we're almost there.' Naruto smiled.
'Naruto's right Sakura. Konoha can handle it. Also, lady Tsunade is there. She can handle it for you.' Sasuke muttered.
Sakura sighed in defeat. She turned her gaze out the window and watched as they came into fire country boarders. The grassy planes began to turn into forests.
'Driver. Speed up.' Sasuke sighed.
The driver of the car looked at him for a moment then shrugged. He sped up like he was told.
Two Hours Later…
'Where the hell have you guys been?' Tenten growled at the group that just stumbled through the hospital doors.
'Sorry. We came as soon as we could.' Sasuke answered coldly.
'Whatever. Just come wait with us. Oh and Sakura, lady Tsunade said as soon as you arrive to send you into the room with her.' Tenten told Sakura.
'On it.' Sakura muttered and ran into the room.
'Hasn't she had the baby yet?' Naruto asked.
'No. She's been in labor for the past two hours. I heard that sometimes labor can last for 7 hours!' Tenten grinned.
'OH MY GOD? REALLY?' Naruto shouted, causing doctors and nurses to look at him angrily.
'Yeah, now shut up! Neji's trying to sleep.' Tenten hushed them.
They looked over her shoulder to see Neji snoring in a waiting chair.
'How can he sleep at a time like this?' Hinata grumbled at the sight of her cousin.
She walked over to Neji with a evil little grin on her face. Sasuke, Naruto and Tenten just sat back and watched as she began her small prank. Hinata slowly tip toed over to her cousin and held his nose. It only took a few seconds for Neji to wake up.
'THE FUCK HINATA!' He yelled and threw a punch at her, clearly still half asleep. Hinata dodged the punch and danced away from the following attempted punches. She was really enjoying teasing her cousin. It only took a few more punches for Neji to realize what he was doing. He stopped and glared at Hinata.
'Your evil.' He muttered while still glaring at her.
'And your turning out to be worse than Shikamaru.' She back answered. 'You're getting really lazy these days Neji.'
'Geeze, Hinata's really grown a pair after she started dating you dobe.' Sasuke muttered to Naruto, who just nodded as if this was normal.
'You haven't seen anything. Just the other day, this guy walked up to Hinata and told her he screwed her sister for only $2 dollars. She answered with "I guess she's charging a dollar for each inch." Best. Comeback. Ever.' Naruto grinned. (A/N I know that it should be yen, but then it wouldn't fit the joke.)
Sasuke smirked. Tenten however just grimaced at the two boys. It was at that time when Sakura came running out.
'Temari had the baby! She had the baby!' She squealed.
'Relax Sakura, or you might be the one in there.' Sasuke growled. Sakura just ignored him.
'What gender is it?' Came a voice. They turned and saw a sweaty looking Gaara and Kankuro, who both looked like they had ran the entire way here without stopping.
'A boy. They named it Akihito!' Sakura continued to squeal.
'When can we see her?' Gaara asked still panting.
'As soon as we get her cleaned up. Both she and the baby are fine, but later we're gonna do more tests on the baby to be more accurate about its health.' Sakura answered happily.
'Well hurry up and clean her! I wanna see my sister!' Kankuro grumbled.
'Alright, alright.' Sakura said in an annoyed tone.
They watched as Sakura ran off to the room.
'Soon, your gonna meet your nephew.' Naruto grinned at Gaara.
And Gaara of course….Ignored him.
Sorry if that was a crappy chapter. Although, I hope you liked it.
So anyway, where is everyone? HUH? TT_TT I only got three reviews…THREE! COME ON PEOPLE! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU!
Haha….just joking.
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I'm very motivated to write the next chapter….called "MEET AKIHITO"
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