Hey guys!
Sorry it's been awhile, but I have 2 reasons:
1. I have had sooo many gymnastics meets, not to mention gymnastics practice 3 days a week for 3 hours each practice, so after homework, I don't have much to write besides the weekends.
2. Last week, I was going to update, but my dad passed out and we had to take him to the hospital. So...yeah.
But, never fear, Spotty is here! And now, welcome to Warriors at Wal-Mart, part one!
"Oooh, what does this do?"
"NO ROSEKIT, NOT THE POTTED-"
CRASH!
"Whoa, lookit!"
"Rosekit, no-"
SMASH!
Poppyfrost bounded to Firestar in a tizzy.
"Firestar, this is too much! The kits can't handle Wal-mart!"
"Nonsense, Poppyfrost! This is the vacation we've been DREAMING of!" Firestar scorned, gazing up at the majesty that was the blue Wal-mart sign.
A week ago, Firestar had suggested that they take a field trip to Wal-mart.
"It will be fun for the kits," he convinced the clan, "The elders will feel young again!"
So, the clan had taken the bus (the driver didn't seem to happy about this) and were now at the face of Wal-mart. They had just arrived, and already Rosekit was destroying things.
Surprise, surprise.
Firestar motioned with his tail for the entire clan to gather behind him.
"On three. One.."
"Firestar, you can't do this!" Poppyfrost shrieked.
"Two..."
All of the sudden, a furry streak barreled towards the doors, screaming, "THREEEE!" Naturally, it as Lionblaze. As he approached the doors, he stopped and scrunched up his face, staring incompetently at the doors. "How will these mighty twoleg structures open?"
He strolled casually onto the black mat, and the automatic doors slid open. He jumped a million miles up in the air as the clan flowed through the doors like water, ending up landing on Jayfeather's head.
"What kind of Starclan's cursed magic IS this?" he screeched, half in surprise and half in pain as Jayfeather hissed and punched him in the gut.
"THINGS MOVING BY THEMSELVES? TWOLEG STRUCTURES? THE WORLD IS ENDING!" he screamed, throwing himself on the ground, sobbing.
"It's called the rise of society! Get in the program, Lionblaze!" Rosekit said, kicking him in the head, running inside herself, tripping over a fake potted plant she overturned.
...
"Wow," two voices chorused.
The aisle was filled with so much grace, and majesty, and good smells...it was heaven, heaven! Even Starclan couldn't have, no, just COULDN'T have such wonders as what was stocked in this aisle.
Firestar and Graystripe stared in wonder, thinking about how much glory can be put into two single words...
Candy Aisle.
Firestar screamed in joy, grabbed a box of Nerds, and began chugging it down, thinking that even catmint couldn't be this delicious. Graystripe, on the other hand, couldn't have had worse luck. Grabbing a random box, he stuffed all of its contents into his overly large mouth. What he didn't know was that that box was full of extra-sour Warheads.
"UMM...AHHHH...AGH!" He screamed, running around in circles, mouth watering and smoking wildly. He ran out of the aisle in fear, leaving a river behind him.
Firestar, on the other hand, couldn't stop. Many candy lost their lives that day... nerds, gobstopers, hershey's chocolate...
All of the sudden he gave a unusually large belch on the south side, IF you know what I mean...
"Uh oh! Where's the lady's room? FRESH STEP KITTY LITTTER, I NEED YOU NOW!" he cried, racing towards the pet's section.
When he reached his destination, the sight was not pretty.
The Elders had overtaken the Pet's aisle. Mousefur was pouncing on a catnip mouse, screaming in delight, biting down on it, saying, "I feel young again! Young again!" Purdy had somehow opened a pack of catnip and was devouring its contents, about to go on sugar/catmint high, he was sure.
Bumblestripe, Daisy, and Berrynose also resided in this space, Bumblestripe meowing in laughter after somehow retrieving a lazer pointer and pointing it all over the place, Berrynose skidding into walls and knocking down various boxes of items trying to follow the red beam. Daisy was quietly licking and petting a small mouse toy with her tail, whispering to it as if it were her kit. Firestar wondered if she was going insane.
Luckily for him, the boxes of Fresh Step were already open dotted with lumps of...never mind. He skidded towards it, sighing as it flowed out onto the kitty litter.
Yes, ladies and gents, toms and she-cats. It flowed. And it wasn't yellow, either...
When he had finished, he made his way towards Daisy with her mouse toy. She glared up at him, wrapping her tail around the toy protectively. Firestar laid his tail on the mouse's back, but Daisy, quick as a flash, lashed out at him with an unsheathed paw, screeching, "MY PREEEEECIOUS!" Firestar barely dodged the blow, but before he could blink, Daisy was gone.
Yep, definitely going cray-cray...
He barely escaped the wrath of Berrynose, who was following the red dot. Purdy had reached catmint crazy prime, rings around his eyes, jumping off of high objects and somehow pulling off backflips while he was at it. All of the sudden, a force with the speed of a train crashed into his side, sending him sprawling straight into the kitty litter and the disgusting lumps of...never mind.
...
"NO WAAAAAY!"
"COOOL!"
Yes, you guessed it. The kits had made it into the Lego aisle.
Lillykit, Seedkit, Molekit, Cherrykit, Frogkit, and Rosekit (all from the last book besides Rosekit and Frogkit) all gasped in wonder.
"THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN DISNEY WORLD!" cried Lillykit, trying to catch her tail. Frogkit, with his fake lightsaber, crashed into the Lego Star Wars aisle, ripping open boxes and already assembling the little pieces. Molekit stepped gingerly on a rather large Lego piece and began to burst into tears. Cherrykit had invaded the Avengers Legos, playing with the little Lego characters.
"WHOOOOSH! I'M THOR! ZOOOOM! I'M LOKI! CRASH! BOOM, BANG!" she squealed, bashing the characters together in her own little sound fx battle.
Rosekit, however, had another idea. She somehow stepped over the fallen Legos, tiptoed her way past Frogkit, and landed in the next aisle...
With the EasyBake oven.
"Oh, surprise dish, here I come"...she whispered, rubbing her paws together. She bounded off to collect her ingredients.
On the way to catmint, she passed by the electronics section, where she saw Dovewing and Ivypool trying out a Wii Sports Resort game.
"NO!" Dovewing screeched, banging her controller against the ground in anger. Ivypool had won in arching once again.
"Oh yeah! Holla! Shake yo bootey! IN YO FACE!" Ivypool bragged, waving her butt in Dovewing's face.
Rosekit shook her head and headed towards the catmint aisle, barely able to dodge Berrynose as he went after the laser pointer. Making it quick, she grabbed some catmint, then noticed Firestar covered in...never mind. The point was that he was looking shocked.
"Firestar? What's wrong?" she squeaked, blinking quietly.
Firestar gazed up at her, staring widely. "Where's Leafpool?"
A sound that sounded like a sonic boom echoed from all the way across Walmart.
"Uh oh, " the two said in unison. They, Rosekit ditching the catmint, raced towards the other end of Walmart.
Oh, leafpool...what are you up to now? Comment!
~Spotty