26. Fanfiction II

Summary: Monica, Kai and the Kirisaki siblings take a look at some more recently uploaded fanfiction.

Characters: Monica, Kai, Meister, Sophie, Mystical (me)

Prompt: fanfiction

Pairings: a little MoniKai

Warning: Spoilers for a couple fics (namely some fics from me and Bite the Dust, to be more specific)

Bite the Dust, if you don't like this, PM me about it and I will delete it.

"...I'm genderbent?"

Kai Suwabara stared in shock as he looked at the fanfic involving him being...well...genderbent.

Monica also had a look of shock on her face. "Not Samurai Boy..." She trailed off.

Sophie sighed. "Those fanfiction authors...what are they up to now!?"

Meister chuckled a little. "At least I'm not alone when it comes to being genderbent." He remarked.

"I DON'T WANT TO BE A GIRL! ESPECIALLY NOT IN FRONT OF BALDY! I WILL KILL HIM IF IT EVER HAPPENS!" Kai roared, enraged.

"Hey, they did a Seven Deadly sins thing involving us!" Monica exclaimed. "I'm in the tailor of enbizaka...I end up killing Sophie, Mizuno and Tsukino...and KAI!? NOOOOOOO!"

"I'm a spoiled brat who starts a war just because I can't get Kuroyanagi." Sophie muttered. "Great."

"I'm dead." Kai muttered. "I have a worse fate than both of you in the fic. I'm killed TWICE!"

"In my case, I have a HAREM and I end up getting killed by Kuroyanagi because I took away his lover; whichever girl it is! And I get my head chopped off after I bloody crossdress again and change places with the said spoiled brat!" Meister exclaimed. "Why do I always the worst of roles? I'm a demon in another fic, and I nearly killed Kanmuri-san!"

"At least you're not Conchita from the Seven Deadly Sins, brother. At least you didn't eat yourself." Sophie reminded him.

"Hey, Kai and I are the main characters in the fic where Meister is a demon! Sweet!" Monica cheered. She turned to Meister. "I'm not sure if this means we're going to kill you in the fic, though..."

"I'm paired with Pierrot in this fic! ...Weird..." Sophie trailed off. "I'm not sure if I would ever consider dating that clown..."

"Thank goodness. There's a fic here in which I'm not killed or genderbent or the main antagonist. I merely have a friendly chat with Suwabara-san...Hold on a second, didn't we have that conversation the second day you were here?" Meister asked, turning to Kai. "How do these fanfiction authors spy on us and record it all on here to make it seem like a mere story!?"

Kai just face-palmed. "I just hope that there isn't another fanfic in which baldy and I are together." He muttered. "Otherwise, I will cut them." Monica smiled a bit at the first statement, but didn't seem so happy with the second one.

"Kai..." Monica sighed. "You can't cut people that you don't know. You can't reach people through computer screens!"

Meanwhile, in a distant universe far far away, Mystical was typing away at another fic.

"Darn it, I'm behind on 'Reflections,' I desperately need to think up some more MoniKai stuff, and I'm also behind on several other multi-chap fics from other fandoms...aargh." Mystical muttered quietly. "Must. Think up something. NOW."

Author note: I just had to do this, again. The fics mentioned in this one-shot are ones by me, as well as fics by Bite the Dust. I don't any of the fics by Bite the Dust, I only own my own fics.

Bite the Dust, if you don't like this, PM me and I'll delete it. I apologize if I somehow inconvenienced you by writing this oneshot.