Disclaimer: NNNNNNNOOOOOTTHHHHHIIIIIINNNGGGGGGuh.
Bella Edward: Alaska.
It's snowing!
Yes…
A LOT!
Bella, we're in Alaska…
Well, then, why aren't we in an igloo?
Just cuz…I don't know. But we might as well be. The snow is taller than me. Heh.
Really:O It's tall.
---she opens the door and a huge pile of snow falls on her.---
"Shit."
---Edward digs her out of the snow.---
Holy crappers, weare in Alaska.
…
Yeah. I don't know.