Chapter Three: Sonic Dash

Sonic was tackled and held to the ground by the assassin maid. Sonic screamed in her ear which forced her to shove a cloth in his mouth.

"Good job" Luigi said as he and the others walked over to where the action was. Knuckles ran over and socked Sonic in the jaw. "What the hell is wrong with you!"

Mighty walked over, picked up Sonic and threw him. Before he could go to stomp the hedgehog, he was stopped by Vector. "This is not the way Mighty!" Vector said. Mighty did not care. The assassin maid went over to Sonic and ungagged him. "FUCK DA POLICE" Sonic screamed.

A police officer who was driving nearby pulled over. As he made his way to Sonic, a bird swooped down and stabbed him. The bird landed behind the cop car. Sonic saw this and ran to catch the officer. "S-sonic... Listen closely... I don't have that much time l-left" the cop said.

"What is it?" Sonic asked sadly.

There was no response.

"What?" Sonic asked again.

Still no response.

"TELL ME BITCH!" Sonic screamed.

The cop head butted Sonic. "I'll kill you and eat your dead body!"

Vector quickly ran over and pushed Sonic out of the way. After lifting the officer up, he threw the cop at the cop's car. Kill fired a fireball at the car, causing it to explode. The bird died as well.

"I guess the bird wasn't the word" Daffy said to tails via a cellular device. His words were transformed into electrical energy and then reformed into words that Tails understood. "What are you informing me about with the use of electrical communication in the digital age?" Tails had inquired from his longstanding companion.

"It appears to be a logical error on my part. I seem to have access to information I previously did not. I apologize for any misgivings that have affected you" Daffy replied. Although perhaps, a question may arise about the occurrence that has otherwise disrupted a peaceful dialogue. I am afraid to inform you that you will receive no information.

As Sonic walked over to Vector, Mighty stood in the way. "Fuck you bitch" Sonic said. Sonic tried to slap Mighty, but Mighty was too quick and grabbed Sonic's arm mid strike. "Shit!" Sonic said surprised. Sonic than screamed as he tried to free himself. Luigi ran over to Sonic and grabbed his other arm. He soon began screaming too. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Mighty yelled.

Knuckles walked over, "Guys. We have to stop Eggman. But we need Tails"

"Fuck you knuckles!" Sonic said. He went back to screaming.

Mighty punched Sonic in the face.

Sonic and Luigi stopped. "He's right. We need to find Tails" Luigi said. "We need to use his computer to track his jet" Sonic stated.

"Good idea. That's get to it people" Knuckles said.

Mighty punched Sonic again, "What the fuck, bitch?" Luigi yelled.

Luigi got in Mighty's face, "What. The. Fuck. Bitch" Luigi repeated. He spat out each word as if he were eating the most tender of all beef jerky. Mighty pushed Luigi back and began beating Sonic. Knuckles and Vector rushed over to the situation but, it was Luigi who responded first by tackling Mighty to the floor. As the two fought on the ground, Sonic got up and jumped into the bushes.

"You guys! Stop!" Knuckles yelled. He and Vector separated their fighting friends. "Fuck this red bitch. I'll fuck him up next time he's out of line" Luigi said. Vector was the one who grabbed Luigi, so he let him go. Everyone watched as he walked over to the bushes where Sonic was hiding. Sonic peaked his head out. "Let's go find Tails" Luigi said.

They all entered Tails house. But Mr. Timothy was already on the computer searching. He was inside the house the whole time. Ryan the living bomb stood next to him.

"I found Tails. He's actually on his way here. He made a brief stop somewhere"

"Excellent" Luigi said.

Sonic received a cellular device activation signal that notifies you when there is incoming transmissions from someone who wishes to speak words translated from digital energy to the intended target. Perhaps this way could be seen as a way of assassination. Damn the Gods.

It was Daffy who was calling, so Sonic picked up. "Fuck you bitch" Sonic said, "What the fuck? Tails is going to crash this plane into his house and kill everyone inside!" Daffy replied.

"Do it! We don't deserve to live anymore!" Sonic screamed

Tails had taken the phone, "Shut the fuck up Sonic. Listen, Birk and Rouge are dead"

"Fuck you. Fuck those two and fuck dead Goofy!" Sonic yelled.

Tails hung up. Daffy called Knuckles and explained the situation. "I see. We'll keep an eye out for him then. Where's Shadow?" Knuckles asked.

"Dumbass tried to burn down the forest. Smoky the bear has him. At least for now. We can go get his ass later. For now let's focus on collecting the Chaos Emeralds"

"We'll see you soon then" Knuckles said.

"Oh! And one last thing. Well actually two... First, I think I saw some kind of floating cat fly off with Mario. Secondly, punch Sonic in the balls for me"

"Will do" Knuckles smirked.

He walked over to Sonic and slammed his fist into Sonic's groin.