The fact that Harry Potter was going out with Ginny Weasley meant that all the Harry/Hermione, Harry/Ron, Harry/Sniped, Ron/Ginny, Ron/Dinny/Draco, Ginny/Doubledork shippers had committed suicide.

The trio and Geeny were sitting in the common room.

"I told Romilda Vane that you've got an "I love Nike" tattoo," she told Harry.

"I Got Soul But I'm Not A Soldier."

"Eh?"

"Harry, I have some info regarding the Prince," Hermione said.

"Really? Well I have some info regarding Oprah Windfrey and Dr.Dre."

"Anyway. Look, I've even got a picture," she said.

"Whoa!! Ye Gads!! She's hot!!" said Harry.

"WHAT?????!!!!!!!!" said an infuriated Geeeny.

"I meant to say ugly."

Suddenly Deppforever appeared.

"But it's just the price I pay, destiny is calling me, open up my eager eyes, I'm Mr. Brightside," she sang while doing the coco jumbo dance and simultaneously setting her cats tail on fire.

Just then, Johnny Cash appeared and gave Harry a letter from Doubledork.

Ssup ugly?

How's ure chick? I must say, she's quite fat and repulsive. Nothing like Fawkes of course. Fawkes is perfect. Fawkes is my sexy bird. I love Fawkes. Me and Fawkes shall…………ahem… anyway. Come over to my office and bring some cash… I ordered pizza.

DD

"Hey! Your name is Johny Cash. Does that mean you have cash?" Harry asked. He started guffawing like a pure idiot on drugs.

"That was corny. You're a pure idiot on drugs y'know that?" said Ron.

Harry was walkin to DD's office when Trelawney went flying across the corridor singing "KKK Took My Baby Away". Her head was oval from drinking all that booze.

"No apologies, no suckers I'm not sorry you can all sue me, ya'll could me the cause of me,"

"Err Prof?" asked Harry tentatively." Why is your head oval?"

"B/c I've joined the oval-head club otherwise known as T.O.C" she replied.

Seth Cohen appeared.

"Hi. You guys mentioned the O.C? It's about time you guys mentioned us and let the story crossover," he said.

"Actually we said T.O.C not THE O.C," said Harry.

Luke appeared and Harry beat the crap outa him.

"Welcome to the H.P bich," he said.

Harry went to DD's office to find him sleeping with his teddy bear. He prodded DD awake.

"I don't wanna go to school. I don't need no education. I don't wanna be like you. I don't wanna save the nation."

"What?"

"Revelation by D12." Said DD.

"Ah."

"Ah?"

"Ah!"

"Aha."

"Who?"

"Uhuh."

"Because of,"

"Yeah."

"Bsiness Studies."

"Sure."

"Filipino."

"Wha?"

"Potatoes."

"Indeed?"

"I wanna sit on a hot pair of coals and smoke."

---Silence---

"Anyway Harry. I have found out the location of one of the horchuxes," said DD. "it's in Paris."

"Really? Where? The Louver? The Eiffel Tower?"

"Errr.. Disneyland actually."

"Oh."

Harry went back to the common room, gave the vial of fickle felicis to Ron, punched Dean on the way out and walked with DD to the 3 broomkicks.

"I'm under the Imperius curse.. Wohoooooooooooo."said Madam Rosmerta.

"Freako." Said DD.

They then apparated to a world of magic. A world of power and domination. A world of food. Great food. Lots of food. Oh the food. How I miss the food. If anyone does go to Disneyland Paris, be sure to go to a restaurant named Toads Hall Palace or something like that for fish n chips. It's awesome.

They were greeted by Mickey Mouse who was smoking weed.

"I am so hot despite having ugly big ears."

Harry ate candyfloss and died. DD fell from a rollercoaster and died. THE END….. No wait. To Be Continued….. (Dramatic Music).

Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

A/N:

Hello my freaks… I only got TWO reviews for the last chapter!!!!!!!!!!!1 wat ???????? thts insane… it truly is.. yawn.. anyway… this chpter is for DEPPFOREVER who has so far reviewed all my chptrs … u rock.. luv ya…. As for the others…. Are u guys dead or smthn???? The next chptr Is gonna be awesome :D/ … anyway….. later.. keep reviewing…… oh an Sarah Tribbiani… u rock too ).. ……………….

Kruger the cat

The furry Cat