Guys... I legit think I'm adopted, and my parents are turtles...
But besides that, today we're gonna be talking about the Dark Forest's skrubby plans to take revenge on the nice kitty-4-shoes!
Disclaimer: I OOOOOOOOOOWN NOOOOOOOOOOOOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! Except for my OC's.
This is the Dark Forest...
But today there's a slight difference...
THEY'RE ALL F**CKING KITS!
"Okay, kitties!" Walmartkit cackled. "Today is the day!"
"The day... and?" Sanskit asked.
"Augh! Shut up Sanskit! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Anyways. We're gonna make a SUPER EPIC TIMES INFINITTY BAJILLION LILLION BOBOILLION MOKILLION DEATH RAY! THAT WAY, THEY'LL DIE SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY... Yet peacefully because they shoot F*CKING FLOWERS, ALONG WITH THE RAYS!" Walmartkit glared at Flowerkit, who shied away, blushing.
"WE SHOULD KILL HER!" Extremelysuperdooperooperevilkit screamed.
"YEAAAAAAAAH!" All the evil kitties screamedy.
"But... with whaaat?" Walmartkit said with an evil glare in his eyes!
"With MACHETES!" Machetekit screamed.
"Wait... as in yourself or a legit machete?" Legit every other kit said.
"IDK..."
"Alright..." The evil kitties said.
"WHAT ABOUT WE THROW THEM INTO THE SNAPPER TURTLE LAKE!" Snappingturtlekit screamed.
"NO! NO SELF KIT GETS TO KILL FLOWERKIT THE- OH S***********************T! She slipped away! Nice job idiots!"
All the kits then started crying.
...
(Bleep)
This story was interrupted by Leafypaw for an IMPORTANT MESSAGE. "Hey guys!" Leafypaw said. "Did you guys favorite and follow! Great! But there's one problem... I accidentally programmed the teleporters to put the poster too far up your butt... I'm very sorry, it's impossible to get it out. If you feel like you need to take a crap and you've favorited and/or followed... It's actually the poster. If not, it's a coincidence. The only way to get the poster again is to favorite and follow ANOTHER one of Skrubface's stories. Thanks a lot!"
(Beepeepeeeeeep)
"WAKE UP!" Armypaw screamed at Keemkit and Turtlekit.
"Wha-? Armypaw? I thought you went to the apprentice de- *yaaawn*"
"I KNOW! BUT I GOT BORED SO FAST I HAD TO WAKE YOU UP AT MOONHIGH! AUUUGH!"
"F*CK YOU [Bleep]!" Keemkit screamed. "I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF YOU! EVERYONE WRITE IN THE COMMENTS THAT ARMYPAW IS A STUPID [Bleep]!" (If you're offended and don't know what I'm talking about, this is what Keemstar the Human actually said in real life...)
"Calm down!" Turtlekit snapped. "You're gonna wake mommy and the other queens up! And I still don't get why she had two litters in 1 time being a queen..." He muttered. (Sorry if I said they weren't brothers earlier lol)
"SHUT UP!" Armypaw screamed so loudly RiverClan even woke up.
"What's going on in here?" Bramblestar came into the nursery, along with 76 other cats. "Armypaw? Should we rename you to Screampaw?"
"Is that a joke?"
"No. Your new name is Screampaw."
"Oh StarClan..." Screampaw screamed.
"It's better than silencing, at least." Lilyheart said. Then she realized everyone silenced, and BOOM! ( reference :3)
(Take 2)
Then she realized everyone silenced, and she face-pawed and walked away. Once she was a while away, the other cats heard her scream, "WHYYYYYYY!?"
So anyways, I might be taking a break from this story to write a new, serious one. I've wanted to do it for a while... But anyways... Enjoy!