We came out of the statue thing.
"I'll go look around for Death Eaters," said Draco. "You go get that sexist Ron!"
"All right," said Gilderoy, gently taking my hand. My heart swelled! I knew I could do anything when I had the handoms man who defeated the Wagga Wagga Werewolf by my side.
We went up to Ron's office. He had Pansy on his desk and he was still wearing his Don Draper outfit.
"Leave the office with me now if you don't want to go to Azkaban where you belong!" commanded Gilderoy.
"Make me!" laughed Ron. That was a mistake!
Gilderoy did a spell that awesomely made giant hands made of light come out and try to grab Ron. Pansy screamed in a slutty voice! Ron started to run away, holding hands with that disgusting slut Pansy!
"You'll never catch us!" he laughed.
"We'll see about that!" yelled Gilderoy heroically. He started to chase Ron!
"Accio Firebolt!" said Ron and my broom flew into his hand.
"That's my broom!" I yelled loudly. "You thief!"
"Girls shouldn't have brooms," said Ron in a sexist voice. "It's too much for their pretty little bodies to handle."
Ron got on my broom thing and Pansy got on behind him. She sluttily hugged onto him with her disgusting slutty arms! Ron kicked off the ground.
"They're getting away!" I explained to Gilderoy.
"Not if I have anything to say about it!" he said.
Gilderoy epically jumped out the window and grabbed onto the bottom of the broom. It made him look exactly like Edward Cullen when he runs in the movies! I couldn't believe I ever doubted Gilderoy had done all the amazing things he did in his books! I guess I was just jealous of him for looking so hot.
They all flew away with Gilderoy holding onto the broom!