Pegasus on TV
Hello boys and girls
Today we're gonna talk about brother
and brother relationships
Do you have a brother?
I'll bet you do
Who's your brother?

Mokuba
Seto, what are you doing?

Seto & Mokuba
Ok then! everybody, listen up!

Seto
I'm goin' to hell! Who's comin' with me?!?!?!?!?

Mokuba
WHISPERS Somebody, please help him! I think my brother's gone cray-za!

Seto
There's no duelist i can't defeat,
I'm just too damn cool too beat
No plane that i can't learn how to fly
What do i gotta do to get through to you, to show you
There ain't nothing i can't take these Blue Eyes to

Mokuba
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaanh!

Seto
Your stupid clique don't got brains or brawn
I don't listen to Tea, and neither does Yugi, we both yawn
On the blimp I call Joey a dog and Tristan a chimp
Everybody knows that I am my own pimp
I'm out the closet, i been lying my ass off
All this time, me and yami been screwing with hats off

Yami
Suck it Kaiba

Eminem
So tell Tea and her cronies to back off
Before i push this mothain' button and blast off
And launch one of these missiles, and that's all
Blow every ing thing except England the map off
when will it stop? when will i knock the crap off?
Mokuba, tell 'em okay

Mokuba
My dad's lost it

Chorus:
Seto
There's really nothin' else to say i, i can't explain it

Mokuba
I think my brotherss gone crazy!

Seto
A little help from tara jade, wont you tell 'em okay

Mokuba
I think my brothers gone crazy!

Seto
Theres nothing you could do or say that could ever change me

Mokuba
I think my dad's gone crazy!

Seto
There's no one on earth can save me, not even mokuba

Mokuba
I think my dads gone crazy!

Seto
It's like Gozaburo always told me
rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and codeine and goddamit,
you little mother
If you don't got nothin' nice to say then don't say nuthin'
errr..
don't care about that shit, bitch, I've got your ass whipped
Duel a prick, and make a million bucks per second
I'd rather put out another damn tournament
I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch in Battle City
And have Tea's lips glued to my face with a friendship ring on my hand
Quit bringing me flowers! Quit giving me prose!
Can't you see why i'm so mean? if y'all leave me alone,
this wouldn't be my M.O.
I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo
Catch poor Ryou by his toe, hear him scream don't let him go
Am i the only in one who's normal any more?

Mokuba
Seto!!!

Chorus

Seto
My duels can make you cry, take you by surprise
At the same time, and make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
So what you're seeing is a genius at work
Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first,
Cuz when i speak, it's tongue in cheek
I'd yank my in teeth before id ever bite my tongue
I'd slice my gums, get struck by in' lightning twice at once
And die and come back as Pegasus's son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked and hit with bits, every time i sung
Like Shadi as soon as "walk like an egyptian" comes on
More pain inside o' my brain,
in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane
Aimed at the world trade, standin' on marik's grave,
Screaming at the sky,
till clouds gather
it's Mai and Te
And that's pretty much the gist of it
Parents are pissed, but the kids love it
Nine million duelists that I rush after with meat cleavers
I don't blame you, i wouldn't let mokuba listen to me neither

Chorus

Seto
Crazy

Mokuba
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! You're funny Seto!