So…I'm feeling out there again! Whee!!!

I began my jaunt into absolute insanity by classifying our beloved (or not…but it sounds good) captains and ex-captains into two main categories – pedophiles and crazies.

Pedophiles: Good God, I'll just start from the top – Kurotsuchi Mayuri, Urahara Kisuke, Shihouin Yoruichi (yes, she is a pedophile…just think about it for a little while), Ukitake Juushirou, Aizen Sosuke, Yamamoto-soutaichou, and Kaname Tousen

Crazies: Suìfēng, Zaraki Kenpachi, Unohana Retsu, Kyouraku Shunsui, Ichimaru Gin, Kaname Tousen, Kuchiki Byakuya, and Komamura Sajin.

Just in case you're wondering, the third category is Hitsugaya Toushirou. Why? Because he's pedo-bait! And now I kind of feel sorry for him.

And I have yet to figure out how the vice-captains get classified nor do I really care because it's so not going to be this simple (though it might be 'morons' and 'I work so hard I don't have a life because I'm in love with my captain' or something along those lines. I think Yachiru would get her own category. Hooray for Yachiru!)

I also came up for more 'Things you should not do in the Soul Society':

Put aphrodisiac in Omaeda's food.

Especially if Suìfēng is making him do paperwork.

Capture Suìfēng, put her in a box, wrap it up in wondrous paper, put some ribbon on it, and leave it in the Eleventh Division.

Especially if you've somehow attached 'Happy Birthday Ken-chan!'

Even more especially if you've A) stolen all of Suìfēng's clothes or B) put her in something remotely sexy/feminine.

Post the crazy/pedophile list somewhere in the Soul Society.

Start talking about sex to Yachiru randomly, and when she wants to know what it is, tell her to go ask Kenpachi.

Steal Byakuya's scarf and use it to start a fire.

Steal Byakuya's scarf and use it to clean candy off of Yachiru's face.

Capture Yachiru and give her to Kurotsuchi.

Especially if you attach Aizen's name.

Convince Hinamori that Aizen was a figment of her imagination and that she's really in a mental ward.

Somehow manage to get naked pictures of Hitsugaya in Yamamoto's office.

Make sure those photos are found by someone other than Yamamoto.

Whenever you see Suìfēng talking to Yoruichi, run up, grab her, and then run away screaming, "I will save you from the pedophile!"

Especially if it's in a very public place.

Give Yachiru a Monster (or something along those lines)

Steal all of Yumichika's beauty products and hide them in Ikkaku's room.

Then convince everyone they're sleeping together.

Call Komamura 'Foxy-chan.'

stares blankly at the page for a couple of seconds I really need to get a life, don't I? But that was fun! You know, I think I might torture you a bit more and just post this! Haha! Another Interlude for you to hate/enjoy/whatever.