(The Voice and Danny are waiting for their next victim and watching Ginny continue to be tortured by 'Fred')
GINNY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DANNY: Man, what is she dreaming about that could be so horrible.
VOICE: I don't know, let's see.
(Then a giant TV screen appears that shows what Ginny is dreaming about.)
DREAM HARRY: I love you Hermione
DREAM HERMIONE: What about you girlfriend ummmm…what was her name again?
DREAM HARRY: ummmm…don't know don't care (Kisses Dream Hermione)
GINNY: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
VOICE: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
(does happy dance)
DANNY: Oooookay
(Later)
VOICE: Know your stars Know your stars Know your stars Know your stars
BABY: Huh?
VOICE: Baby…he's only one year old
BABY: What? I'm way older than that!
DANNY: Then why do people call you baby?
BABY: Because it's my name, duh!
VOICE: Baby…is not a very cute baby
BABY: I'm not a baby.
VOICE: Then why do you sleep in a crib?
DANNY: Yeah with a bunch of stuffed animals
VOICE: and a mobile
DANNY: that plays lullabies.
BABY: I don't sleep with any of that.
VOICE: This picture says different.
(Picture of Baby sleeping in a crib with stuffed animals and a mobile comes up)
BABY: THAT PHOTO IS FAKE!!
VOICE: No it's not
BABY: Yes it is!
DANNY: Aww, I think the baby needs a nap
BABY: SHUT UP OR ELSE!!!
DANNY: Or else what?
BABY: Or else I will make you my slave by implanted an egg in your body.
DANNY:…uh, you're gonna have sex with me? Sorry man but I don't roll that way.
VOICE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BABY: Grrr that's not what I meant!
DANNY: Oh I get it, you're not totally comfortable with your sexuality yet huh? Don't worry, there's nothing wrong with liking men.
BABY: I'M NOT GAY!!
DANNY: riiiiiiight
BABY: I HATE YOU ALL!!!!
(Suddenly, a pacifier appears in baby's mouth)
VOICE: Baby…needs to calm down
BABY: (Spits out pacifier) I do not, and don't stick pacifiers in my mo-
(Another pacifier appears in Baby's mouth)
BABY: (Spits out second pacifier) STOP THAT YOU [CENSORED
VOICE: Baby…you shouldn't say bad words
BABY: You're not my mom so shut up
VOICE: Please, if I was your mom I would have had an abortion, and I don't even believe in abortions.
BABY: Oh yeah, well if you were my mother, I would have strangled you with the cord the moment I came out.
(Meanwhile)
STEWIE: Blast! Why didn't I think of that?
(Back with the Voice)
VOICE: Okay, anyway, Baby…I think it's time for your nap.
BABY: I'm not taking a nap you- (another pacifier appears in Babies mouth)
BABY: (Spits out pacifier) WILL YOU QUIT-
(Another pacifier)
BABY: (Spits out pacifier) STOP IT
VOICE: hm…I think I'm going to have to try a different approach here.
(Another pacifier appears in Baby's mouth)
BABY: (Tries to spit pacifier out but can't) mmm mmm mmmm (Translation: What the hell?)
DANNY: Did you superglue that pacifier into his mouth?
VOICE: (grins evilly) Maybe
BABY: MMM MMMM MMMMMMMM MMM MM MM MMMMM (Translation: GET THIS PACIFIER OUT OF MY MOUTH)
DANNY: What did he say?
VOICE: Dude, read the translations
DANNY: Oh
BABY: MMM MMM MM MMMM MMMMMMMM! (Translation: GET RID OF THIS PACIFIER!)
VOICE: No, now come on, it's time for your nap
BABY: M'm mmm mmmmmm mmm mmm! (Translation: I'm not taking any nap)
DANNY: Yeah you are, babies need to take nap.
BABY: M'M MMM M MMMM! (Translation: I'M NOT A BABY!)
VOICE: Yes you are and it time to take a nap!
BABY: MM! (Translation: NO!)
VOICE: YES!
(Then Baby falls asleep)
VOICE: Now you know Baby…the-
BABY: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (Translation: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)
DANNY: What the hell?
VOICE: Hey wait a minute, FRED!
(then Freddy Kruger appears)
DANNY: HOLY CRAP! (hides)
FREDDY: What?
VOICE: You're suppose to dream-torture Ginny not Baby
FREDDY: Yeah but she's dead now and I'm bored, come on.
VOICE: Weeeeell…Okay
FREDDY: SWEET! (leaves to torture Baby more)
VOICE: You can come out now Danny, he's gone.
(Danny comes out from hiding)
DANNY: Good, cause he scares me
(Freddy comes back)
FREDDY: BOO!
DANNY: AAAAAH! (Faints)
FREDDY: Wimp.
(Then the shadowy figure comes back after a two chapter absence)
SHADOWY FIGURE: What'd I miss?
A/N: No ones figured out who the shadowy figure is yet. Keep guessing people!